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sooocutelittleanimals: Adorable featherless parrot via /r/parrots from jmcstar

positive-memes: Wholesome parrot!!! brb getting myself a service parrot

poorsarah:actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT okay for anyone really struggling

penfairy: penfairy: I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of

penfairy: penfairy: I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of

infectedwithnyanites:the-pope-but-with-a-shotgun:brightlotusmoon: laughingsquid:Generous African Grey Parrot Shares Food Tokens With Another Parrot So They Can Both ‘Buy’ Walnut Treats “…Animals often share food, but these birds understand

pembrokewkorgi: sincereglomp: pricklylegs: Me scrolling Tumblr parrot: whatthafuk. what the fuuck. what the fAUKC. Just one of the many reasons I should never own a parrot, despite how much I love them.

natrashafierce:Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds.I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said, “Hey,”

celebimber: ✧・ﾟ: *✧・ﾟ Luxurious parrot x 2 ✧・ﾟ: *✧・ﾟ I can’t believe I drew this. (x) I blame the parrot.

sasoriharem: Hug by boob and titOriginal prompt here butInternet parrot(There’s a parrot on the internet who goes “I gotchu” in a cute voice that I saw years ago and honestly it partially inspired this)

penfairy: penfairy: I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of

realrobertpattinson: hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon

kryptonite-encounters: Kea. Parrot found only in the South Island of New Zealand and the only alpine parrot in the world!

becausebirds: dalisrhinoceros: parrot-dise:parrot-dise: Baby blue and gold and her green cheek friend. They really are BFFs. BFF: birb friends forever forever feather friends

I’m watching The Pirate Planet, and I want a parrot. No, I want THAT parrot, the Polyphase Avatron!

lipstickstainedlove: actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

penfairy: penfairy: I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of

onehugetampon: i walk out of the shower and throw the towel on my bed i leave i walk back in the parrot is nowhere to be found i lift up the towel the parrot is there Eeeeeeeeee!!!! XD

back-that-sass-up: winter-0f-discontent: jaclcfrost: once—ler: jaclcfrost: parrots are great yeah but why can’t there be parrot-sized dragons that you can pet that sit on your shoulder and breathe little streams of fire what about dragon-sized

tokidokifish: Never forget that while Phoenix Wright may have cross-examined a parrot, Manfred von Karma had prepared for that eventuality and retrained the parrot not to give important details.

penfairy: penfairy: I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of

ace-attorney-shitpost: “If I had a nickel for every time I cross-examined a parrot, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s kind of weird that it happened twice.” - Phoenix Wright after he finished cross-examining a parrot in Professor

natrashafierce: Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds. I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said,

natrashafierce: Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds. I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said,

actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

natrashafierce: Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds. I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said,

avianawareness: BLEACHING AND PAINTING OF PARROTS This brings me to tears. All because of greedy bastards and an uninformed bunch of consumers. These parrots are seen in clandestine bird markets all over South and Central America. Many of the birds

poorsarah: actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT okay for anyone really struggling

penfairy: penfairy: I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of

dancinghare: antidarkheart: avianawareness: jangysprangus: sanjanasart: Wip of my very last parrot piece So relaxing Yes to parrot art *screaming* witchcraft

natrashafierce: Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds. I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said,

natrashafierce: Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds. I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said,

poorsarah: actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT okay for anyone really struggling

tinysaurus-rex: thehotgirlproject: thevelvetpelican: I would like to adopt another parrot someday, but I think it would be very strange to adopt something older than you. Parrots can live to be 60+, so I could someday be the guardian of an animal

rexuality: donnysplace: rexuality: ravens are just goth parrots This is the Australian Red-Tailed Black Cockatoo. Goth Parrots are everywhere and they’re beautiful. THAT AUSTRALIAN RED-TAILED BLACK COCKATOO IS THE MOST METAL BIRD I’VE EVER

protectcombeferre: kat8noghosts: ithelpstodream: paranoid parrot …aren’t these normal things?! anxiety parrot

zanmor:infectedwithnyanites:the-pope-but-with-a-shotgun:brightlotusmoon: laughingsquid:Generous African Grey Parrot Shares Food Tokens With Another Parrot So They Can Both ‘Buy’ Walnut Treats “…Animals often share food, but these birds understand

natrashafierce: Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds. I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said,

penfairy: penfairy: I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of

actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

natrashafierce: Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds. I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said,

poorsarah: actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT okay for anyone really struggling

dulect: oknope: asian: poorsarah: actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

poorsarah: actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT okay for anyone really struggling

actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

distraction: actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT wtf

actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

poorsarah: actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT okay for anyone really struggling

just-shower-thoughts: Teach a Parrot to say Parrot and you basically have a Pokémon

rupindah: If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time.

nerdycurvyboundandflirty: rupindah: If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time. I knew one that would walk up your shoulder, lean into your ear, and whisper,

realrobertpattinson: hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon

actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

qtzmusic: by @analog_otaku “my acid parrot. #Synthesizer #analogSynthesizer#acid#electonica#tr909#x0xb0x#dtm#parrot#bird#cockatoo#instaparrot#mypet#parakeet#BarredParakeet#LineolatedParakeet#CatherineParakeet#budgie#instabird” #synthporn #drummachine

rupindah: If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say, “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time.

poorsarah: actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT okay for anyone really struggling

actionables: look at this picture when you see it, you cannot unsee it it’s a woman PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT A WOMAN it took me 5 minutes to find her I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

natrashafierce:Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds.I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said, “Hey,”

natrashafierce:Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds.I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said, “Hey,”

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