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I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think, “Oh my God, my child is retarded.”
I once had this idea for a novella—it would be an alternate universe sci-fi dystopia. You see, children would be divided into two groups, and expectant parents would be so excited to see which role they could arbitrarily assign to their child that
onelittlekingdom: On Ignoring a Submissive as a Punishment Imagine for a minute that a child has taken a cup of milk, and intentionally upended it on the carpet in front of his parent. Which of the following is most likely to correct the behavior from
harrystylesnickgrimshaw: when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
omo-arigato-mr-roboto: HM WOW OKAY BUT CONSIDER THIS: LEGIT YOUNG BABY CHILD HIRO WHO’S WHAT SIX OR SEVEN WHEN HIS PARENTS DIE IMMEDIATELY STARTS HAVING ISSUES WITH BEDWETTING AFTER THE FUNERAL. LIKE FULL ON WAKE UP CRYING AND REALIZE THE BED IS SOAKED
deersatan: what i literally do not understand , is why its ok to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be like no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make
Norn Dad and Asura Child are Confronted by an Angry Parent
thecringeandwincefactory: blackness-by-your-side: Meet 13-year-old transgender girl Trinity. Her family was forced to sacrifice everything for their daughter, who decided to be a girl when she was only 4 years old. Her mom DeShanna understood that
teroknortailor: the saddest thing to read in an article about parents of trans kids is “i didn’t sign up for this” like yes you did. yes you fucking did. you signed up the minute you decided to have a child and i’m fucking appalled that you even
25617) Contrary to popular belief, I do not do this because I was neglected as a child, because my parents are getting a divorce, because my boyfriend abuses me, or because I am worried I am not loved. It is simply because I am fat. Fat fat fat. And that
lilymydeer: Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name. “It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities”
ohreinababyy: drovginduced: ohreinababyy: tastefullyoffensive: Video: Mini Bruce Lee Our child Bruce Leroy drovginduced Naw go watch cut.com and look at the parents explaining sex to their kids. The two Asian kids are hilarious Omg!! Humans are
sappharah: what your parents think will happen if they push you as a child: three degrees, ceo of multibillion dollar company, novel prize, president what actually happens: crippling anxiety and depression
sappharah: what your parents think will happen if they push you as a child: three degrees, ceo of multibillion dollar company, nobel prize, president what actually happens: crippling anxiety and depression
bloodybookworm: jumpingjacktrash: ham4sprwholck: Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs” my mom had a nice technique for this.
quoms: The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness,
Because while America constantly brags it is the “best country in the world” every other parent in a first world nation thinks (Europe, Japan, Australia, etc): “Yes, but at least I can send my precious child to school and know 99% fine well
ghastlyshilo: aspects of emotionally abusive parent/child relationships that i still can’t believe they included in tangled: gothel appearing genuinely sweet and caring at times, enough to possibly even confuse the audience the mumbling: just having
ham4harrypotter: Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs”
xenosagaepisodeone: me as a teen watching a parent storm across a room to scream at a child for accidentally spilling paint: hm. This is not good. me as an adult watching another adult storm across a room to scream at a vulnerable and still developing
blipityblopityyy: and another thing: no child should ever be made fun of for things they love especially by their parents
theslinkylizard: myblackeyeddemon: theslinkylizard: Baby got a bath today~ How did you get a dinosaur This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!
rainbootsandunicycles: johnnyjoestarrelatable: imagine your parents saying they’re adopting a child and they bring home a talking humanoid mouse wearing clothes In the book she gives birth to the mouse so you decide which version is better.
herochan: Super ABC Created by Matt Cowan Artist note: Finally, for the discerning parent who wants to teach their child the English alphabet, there is a geek alternative to A is for Apple: Super ABC! Using 26 characters from Marvel and DC comics, Super
dailymarvelwoc: My parents didn’t become who they are because anything was handed to them, and they didn’t raise a child who expected something to be handed to her, either. My mom would have killed me if I’d assumed any kind of privilege. At first
sketchedatrocities: I feel Greg would be a much more hands on parent in this universe. I mean would you feel comfortable leaving your child alone with Jasper and Peridot? Lapis maybe, but those two? I’d be worried. So, Mumswap AU comics. I’ve seen
mishmash-mod:AU filly, Velvet Toffee :3 The child of my two OCs Pom and Rin (aka. Bumble’s adoptive parents) omg cuuuute <3
there’s a child here named cordelia and her parents REFUSE TO CALL HER CORDY WHAT A MISSED OPPORTUNITY
If I have to hear another rendition of “Child Accidentally Witnesses Their Parents Attempting to Spice Up Their Failing Marriage By Bringing Costumes and Roleplay Into Their Sex Lives During Holidays” I’m going to scream.
mujotan: mujotan: mercy has no fucking personality blizzard pls patch what we could have: angela, who’s lost her parents, both doctors, to war when she was just a child. angela, who carries their legacy and treasures what little memories she has of
superheroesincolor: Thunder Rose (2007) “Thunder Rose is an African-American child born on a stormy night abuzz with booming thunder, flashing lightning, and hailing rain. Her parents are awestruck by her remarkable gifts, which include forming
mcclaimed: bando–grand-scamyon: suitepetite: nico-incognito: nerdyblackfangirl: asinine-sunshine: GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing
halffizzbin: betternutterbutter: thepageofhopes: eronthebender: mysteryofthelizardmen: diamondsdroog: itcuddles: here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and
itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt: quoms: The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value
pinkmanic:m*thers b like: well what am I supposed to do with all this trauma from my parents?? work through it and let it go??? no. it is my child who is wrong. I will simply give it to them.
bonnyanne: Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name. “It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities”
A few months back when we were all discussing “An Indirect Kiss” I had a theory about it having to do with Rose. Like, kinda the whole thing where when a child gets hurt their parent may kiss the wound to “make it feel better” and Rose has a sort
papillonnant: i’ve been astoundingly sick so here is a lil doodle of the child unit and parental uniti’m so curious though how did sadie’s mom get her leg brace thing
felineelliott: pictureshows: This is a REALLY important progression. i really love this because it shows how one single thing a parent says to a child can be hung onto all of their life and affect them. a single thing said, whether once or multiple
holycheeseandcrackers: This is why every child needs some sort of beloved soft-toy thing. It will keep THE FORCES OF PURE DARKNESS AND EVIL AT BAY. … I would make a terrible parent.
This baby has cancer, for every reblog Tumblr is going to donate 1 dollar, apparently likes don't count but i'm not sure, this baby's parents can't afford the surgery fee's so reblog and help save this child's life.
agentbering: goodfuckingcoffee: #yeah let’s talk about how much brighter a child’s future would be if they grew up with 2 parents #while standing in front of a man who had a single mom #and became president of the united states #if only he’d
reallycheese: im-batman-in-a-dress: coldfuckingsport: flowchartsforlife: Interesting, this shows the probably of a child’s eye color based on the eye color of its parents! My dad has blue eyes, my mom has brown eyes, and my eyes are greener than
did-you-kno: The parents of an autistic child who stopped talking at age 3 experienced a communication breakthrough by quoting Disney films and mimicking the characters’ voices. Source
nico-incognito: nerdyblackfangirl: asinine-sunshine: GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority. (Can someone caption
yaohai: My Name is Yao Hai. I was born in 1980, a year the Chinese government began to carry out the one-child policy. My parents were both farmers and primary school teachers. We lived in a very rural village called the Garden in Zhangye, Gansu. My
sunny-pandas: Did anyone else notice this? Let’s look closer at the Parent-Child Day Poster…Do you see it? There’s an Orange Big Fox and a Small Yellow Fox! I see what they did there 😏😏😏
I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think, "Oh my God, my child is retarded."
victorian-mortality: I can’t imagine how difficult it was for the parents to lose their infant, and this being the last image of their child.
the-wug-life: people playing dream daddy for well written lgbt+ characters, examples of healthy parent/child relationships and a copious amount of dad puns people playing dream daddy to fetishise mlm relationships
eljackinton: hug-of-war: lightspeedsound: ourladyoflazarus: palaceofposey: #my favorite Tom Cruise role ever #turning a small child into a vampire so your lover will be forced to co-parent with you and won’t leave you: get on Lestat’s level
quoms:The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness,
