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iamhoneybadger: aertstoon: gardianforce: secluded-love: holy shit This… this is what lightning magic is supposed to be like. I’m the “wow” PALPATINE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CLOUDS.
Cappuccino and a 67 Mustang! As we all know, the 4th of July commemorates when George Washington invented the Ford Mustang and used it to drive the Galactic Empire, led under Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader, out of North America, thus inventing freedom
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selunchen: king-anakin-skywalker: selunchen: Please do not arrest me… My Binkspatine ship officially sank :( #snalps Palpatine is in Iove with the shape of Snoke.
my favorite vine is the one where emperor palpatine uses his force lightning on luke but it’s fucking bass boosted
husborth:husborth:i had the earth-shattering (for me) realization the other day that if padme had agreed to go Fuck It, We’re Evil Now when anakin offered the galaxy on mustafar, and they fucked off to kill palpatine, there’s no way anakin
charmlessfish: clubjade: absynthe–minded: dyingsighs: pepoluan:More a weapon than a living organism. *wails into the void* It’s worth pointing out that Palpatine intentionally designed a suit that would be uncomfortable and restrictive in order
sweeney1999:The real “Rise of Skywalker” is when Ben pulls himself out of that pit that Palpatine yeeted him into.
butchflirt:larkstonguesinaspicpart1:God could you imagine if palpatine had like 20 grandchildren bc he fucked nonstop and it just happened to be rey who showed up
tarrkin: tarrkin: you: ok but what woman fucked palpatine? me: how MANY women fucked palpatine??? oh my god guys but there are already so many good sheev lines to say during sex?? good…. goooood…. DEW IT everything is proceeding as i have foreseen
bwidow: wizengamot: i can’t believe that both voldemort and palpatine canonically fucked just to clarify, they did not fuck each other, that would genuinely be terrifying
