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bonaventure-: my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80”
a5stastic: single greatest insult to ever come out of a reunion
hotllamasex: derekstilinski: #favorite character out of all television characters ever seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all
fragmentedsam: REASONS WHY GIRLS SHOULDN’T HAVE SHORT HAIR: THEY WILL BE SO CUTE THAT YOUR INSIDES WILL EXPLODE AND YOUR EYES WILL MELT OUT OF YOUR SKULL BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO CUTE. THEY WILL KILL YOU. GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR WILL KILL YOU WITH THEIR
clanes: I have decided to drop-out of University and become a full-time bird.
hotwinger: *Crops myself out of my own selfie.*
coldnighht: prayer circle for people who dont get out of school until June
monlow: 2pissymagpies: eyelikeamagpie: murphels: smithcollins: how do i get a boy to like me??/?//? pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool Grab
spenceromg: do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
creepyjirachi: I’M NOT SHITTING YOU SOMEONE SET THE SCHOOL BATHROOM ON FIRE AND I GOT OUT OF A HUGE PRESENTATION. ARSON SAVED MY ASS
Patrick Stump tweets that get me out of bed in the morning 3-5/? vs. Shane Morris
cherry-dicksicle: danfreakindavis: timecourier: danfreakindavis: danfreakindavis: someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one update: i’m out of watermelon make watermelon clothes how does one not reblog
misery never goes out of style
girlargueswithtree: trot trot trot trot out of my way very important cat business to attend to
nikynaa: luxurycruisinglarry: tajellybeeenz: stormfire710: hiddlestalker: your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
sink-swim-orsimply-disappear: Out of my mind ☁️ on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/118485781
babiaroundtheworld: mossyelf: phiife: this eases the entire fuck out of my mind. Goodnight aaaaaaw :’)
people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over
teenssfromhell: when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
wheretherebelthingsare: mannequinskystalker: Got my baby back and in use. Bulbasuar♡ The countless grams I’ve smoked out of this doe..
swolizard: I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point
colossal-sweat: walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
xxladybugdisney: thisismyattemptatbeingoriginal: As much as I enjoy the movie Frozen, stop saying it’s the only movie that teaches girls they don’t need a man to save them. RAPUNZEL FUCKING SAVES FLYNN AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WITH A FRYING
brave-fart: brave-fart: brave-fart: brave-fart: brave-fart: brave-fart: brave-fart: brave-fart: did you hear about the italian chef who died? he pasta way he just ran out of thyme here today, gone tomato his wife is still upset, cheese still
lukeriver: i learned a lot about falling in love when i fell out of love
thevirginityslayer: edwardspoonhands: moeranda: itseliberg33: can she just get an award or something I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash. So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked
waywardwinsister: ridiculoser: ridiculoser: lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term. so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic Beautiful.
clannyphantom: does justin bieber even release music anymore or does he just walk around and annoy the shit out of everyone
vicfuenttes-blog: “You had no fucking idea that I was in rehab but you were sending me letters, you were sending me texts, you were sending me fucking emails. And when I got out of rehab I didn’t want to scream anymore; I wanted to sing it from
pornstarch: i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat
cherishlife-live-beforeyouloseit: pennywise-theclown: cherishlife-live-beforeyouloseit: streetlight-mashedpotato: see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up why is he in there he was trying
dutchster: *walks out of wifi range*let’s go home
tropicalifornication: *goes out of room* *grabs food* *goes back in the room* *repeats the next day*
not-enough-fandom: godtierkankri: proudlyinsane: MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S
y-u-so-gian: theanti90smovement: right now a baby is being born right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can life goes on Hopefully this is not the same person
pizza: *gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
metaknighty: today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant”
andrewbelami: prasejeebus: These jokes are getting out of hand goodbye
nefferpitou: on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
fivem0nths: I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.
damnnlyssa: everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this
problackgirl: contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment me: nobody asked you to do that though
tomfletcherscats: tomfletcherscats: this is how u use tinder right he came out of left field with this one
winedrunklovers: why do pop punk bands think they need like 6 opening bands. why? do you guys travel in packs? more people to chip in to order pizza? are you ALL getting out of this town???
victyrion: 30down30more: lasv-egan: Educate yoself Oh good thanks body we already bleed out of our vaginas once a month but yeah let’s cut men a break thanks a heap, biology
shouldnt: my minds telling me no, but my body… my body’s telling me I’m out of shape
kaliforhnia: There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.
nostalgics-unite: Was I the only one that Courage the Cowardly Dog scared the shit out of as a kid…?
australian-government: what if i’m actually really hot and everyone just thinks i’m out of their league?
teenagesoil: I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
solar-radiance: *steps into shower* *forgets to remove eyeliner* *steps out of shower* *Joins The Black Parade*
