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kiddarkness92: I feel exposed
indigobluerose: spencejsmith: spencejsmith: We maybe have a ghost in our house that has popped up since we’ve had work done on the walls, and random stuff keeps happening but something keeps opening my hamsters cage and leaving it open so I’ve just
pyrrhiccomedy: disgustinganimals: balltillifall: Attention: the bodega cat near our house is now wearing a T-shirt that says security. congarts on the job dude bodega cats are the best thing about living in new york like you’ll just be making a pissy
birdsy-purplefishes: just-shower-thoughts: maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live And we sent them some unsolicited nudes with directions to our house.
vampireapologist: Me, waking you up at two am: hey, do you ever think about how we live in a culture of rejecting our local “wild places” in favor of fetishizing and romanticizing the distant and different? There’s this overwhelming rhetoric we’re
badjokesbyjeff: My housemates are convinced our house is haunted I don’t get it. I’ve lived here for 273 years and not noticed anything strange.
ex0skeletal-undead:ex0skeletal-undead:ex0skeletal-undead:ex0skeletal-undead:Can you believe we can just live in our houses with little animals I can pick one up and kiss it any time you can just smooch them Every day I wake up to little animal snores
tparadox: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: calm down edgelords, the whole point of society is that it’s not survival of the fittest. literally the point is that we’re leveraging our collective strengths to lead to better outcomes for everyone. we’ve
mistresswhile: The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. I put it on her when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.
gardenfullofthoughts: “When we discovered that the Little Free Library existed, we knew we had to have one in front of our house. I’m already known as “that author lady” in the neighborhood. It was the Husband, Jeff, who decided it would be
I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER
dragonnaga: fairy-wren: california quail (photos by michael woodruff and lap75) so fluffy! Back when I lived in the desert there was this big field of shrubs and sand (and discarded mattresses) behind our house that we’d cut through on the
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones because it has Batman on it
It occurs to me that since my computer is close to the window and I’ve been keeping it open since its hot and I can hear my neighbors pretty easily from here so it follows that they could hear at least some of what I listen to on my computerSo I
invisible-and-indivisible: Today our houses unite to remember a great man. We will always remember the lesson you taught us - bad actions don’t make a bad man RIP Alan Rickman.💔
bonesbunns: *Our House by Crosby Stills Nash & Young plays in the background*
mulderscully:EVIL | 1.01 — “Pilot” (2019)You don’t have to believe in the supernatural to know that there are people out there who do bad things and encourage others to do bad things for the sheer pleasure of it. This is where our beliefs overlap.
I just woke up from a dream where our house was burglarized and my phone and computer were stolen and boy did I freak out and I’m still freaking out
canadianmixedcouple519: im trying to play video games and he wants his Dick sucked… he’s lucky I love sucking that bbc👅 what video games look like at our house
griffinilla: my dog is named Lucky and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky
riddlemehiddleston: riddlemehiddleston: I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY
floraliris: perfect-in-weakness: ebony-and-ivory: This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because
altusmages: altusmages: My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to
thatryguy: futurecanadian: k-troll: fireengines: rosasparks: thecurvature: gauntlet: Our house was small, and when you grow up with domestic violence in a confined space you learn to gauge, very precisely, the temperature of situations. I knew
love-your-suit: blasphemina: “Our house was small, and when you grow up with domestic violence in a confined space you learn to gauge, very precisely, the temperature of situations. I knew exactly when the shouting was done and a hand was about to
unimportant: californhia: perfect-in-weakness: ebony-and-ivory: This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it
kipplekipple: anais-ninja-bitch: audreycritter: defectivegembrain: don’t know what parent of an autistic child needs to hear this but as long as they’re not harming anyone your kid’s stimming is not a “problem behaviour” in our house we have
donatella-versacee: the-queer-god: donatella-versacee: Sneak peak of rpdr all stars episode 5 (only orthodox christians will get this gig ) My parents have this hanging in our house Im glad you parents are team Alyssa
underdog69:How it goes down in our house.
exploringcpl22: Sorry if we don’t post too many, we are currently redoing our house and she definitely knows her way around with more than one tool in hand😜
masserrect: thegallifreyan: “Our house was small, and when you grow up with domestic violence in a confined space you learn to gauge, very precisely, the temperature of situations. I knew exactly when the shouting was done and a hand was about to
liampain: this is my moms current facebook picture this isn’t even our house
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
17yr: we accidentally built our house on this pencil
altusmages: altusmages: My brother is friends with this girl who works at the same place he does, and whenever she drops by at our house, she goes straight up to his room and then they nap for a few hours That’s the kind of friendship I aspire to have
emilydamnit: jacqthestripper: If strippers started showing up to other people’s workplaces and pulled the stunts y'all can’t stop trying to pull when you walk into our house. originally published on jacqthestripper.com The last one lmao
wouldyoumindifijust: kurtle-the-turtle: what the fuck this bird just flew into our house so i like went over to let it out and it didn’t budge or anything it let me pick it up and stuff. a either your spirit animal has arrived or b you are a disney
mizz-mad-hatter: perfect-in-weakness: ebony-and-ivory: This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because
perfect-in-weakness: ebony-and-ivory: This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all
I am thisclose to breaking our house phone. It’s been ringing non-stop all damn day.
So, apparently my brother’s been seeing a cat hanging around our house every now and then at night. We live in the middle of a farming town, which has a highway going through as well. Fun, huh? Bro’s all concerned about this cat and what we
pixarsource:Abuelita runs our house just like Mama Imelda did.
I’m pretty sure that apart from being smaller, my parent’s new apartment is nicer than our house was. I’m pleasantly surprised.
bluto74: This cop works for the Boston police force, he’s my dads best friend. He let me take these pics of him when he spent the night at our house over New Year’s Eve …. He would freek out knowing these are posted on tumblr! Lol
hypnoticbreastmilk: There is no such thing as a ‘quick breakfast’ in our house any more… baby needs his sustenance, and I am more than happy to oblige. A happy baby makes for a compliant, submissive plaything throughout the day.
kittyconfessional: sugardaddyandhiskitten: kinkystartshere: thepassioniscomingback: We have several Star Wars Helmets and Masks in our house. I wonder if I could talk my wife into a photo shoot. Hehe Star Wars arouses me. I know someone who will
halfgirlhalfcake: Pinner said, “Spinach Artichoke Pasta | The Pioneer Woman… this has become a staple in our house. even my toddler loves it. i tried the budgetsavvydiva recipe before this one…. this recipe beats it a thousand times over…”Click
betabator: cleanupman: creampieating: spertn: Oh yeah that’s it. Found here: https://mobile.twitter.com/yorkpakinkycpl Oh god. Im hungry now soo much cum…i would love to clean that up A lot like sex in our house. Although the self-ruination
eat-yaoi: Our House Love Trouble | アワーハウスラブトラブルAuthor/ artist: Owaru– Chapter 2
yaoi-wombat: [Owaru] Our House Love Trouble
reunited318: The rule in our house is that when you make you bed, you have to lay in it. Good rule?
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