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hotwifecaptions: Another submission from HotwifeNikki - thanks for sharing yourself with us :) Thank you hotwifecaptions for this original piece! Very sexy!
Look at the little munchkin… I can’t stop staring at him. He’s so handsome and so happy. And I’m happy I have him. I love him so much. Ok, must stop staring… Game face … HEY LAZYBED! Get yourself out
Honey, do you remember I got this because you’d told me you had a French maid fetish? Boy I really got the wrong end of the stick, huh? Still, me wearing this does seem to get you in the mood to wear yours and do a lot of cleaning. So get
Let’s find out how well you cleaned the floor… Crawl over here … If your white jumpsuit is spotless you can have the shoe and foot worship treat you were begging for. If not, … Well you’ve begged for that kind of
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “is that the key to my chastity belt, or the padlock to the punishment toybox?” Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. You’ve got 10 seconds to
It’s a small thing, but I love the fact he just has his initials on his card, and that he’s a doctor. If his card said “Mr John Smith” I might get funny looks or even queries. Now, I wonder where Dr J Smith will be shopping next?
No, silly! Of course you can’t use the dishwasher. When I’ve gone a month without having to clean a single dish, then I’ll let you use the dishwasher. Now count the items I had to put in the dishwasher and report to me for punishment.
I don’t care that your bonus paid for it. Stop calling it “our car”. It’s mine. And no, you can’t drive it to work. If anybody at the bank asks why your driving a clunker while your wife is driving an Aston Martin V8
buttexpansioncaps: So for reference, this is the original issue of The Expansioner that I was talking about. :) (I took off the original caption because it included a direct link to the submission box for the original blog, and that name has been taken
