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I’m hungry, I think i’ll order a pizzaboy!
darziel: adayinthelifeofkel: I love pizza with all my soul. I was just thinking about ordering pizza. This isn’t helping. Mmnnnggh, I could go for some good'ol brick oven pizza right about now.
straightcocks: I would love this if one day a pizza man gave me this. ”did you order it with extra meat topping?”
Just a regular Monday night in. Why not order pizza?
hardboiledlobster: archaeosaur: battlesuit: ok so I ordered a pizza and didnt have any extra cash for tip and i was freaking out about that, so I drew this and gave it to the pizza guy (he was laughing) i hope he likes it haha this is fucking excellen
Jade… making pizza while ordering pizza. (Yes, you read that correctly.)
izzyjohnston: izzyjohnston: OMG I GOT A CARD FROM DOMINO’S SAYING I WAS ONE OF THE CLIENTS WHO MOST ORDERED PIZZA IN 2012 THEY’RE GIVING ME A FREE PIZZA FOR THAT I’M DYING IT HAS MY NAME WRITTEN WITH A GLITTERY PEN AND EVERYTHING OMG I’M DYING
text-pistol: wearing-sammy-to-the-prom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes
I just ordered pizza, and it is irrational how happy that makes me!
princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just
unfollower: i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
I ordered my Pizza John shirt yesterday but I want it now u kno?
urieking: im at my friends house, she’s pretty rich. like really rich. but we have been friends for like 12 years. But she tells me to order pizza and that she will pay. So hell yeah ll oder pizza. She said she will be right back she has to go to the
grimphantom2: timboxreloaded: Here is Aku the evil shape shifting demon wizard of Samurai Jack fame talking on the phone… Even evil shape shifting wizards want to order a pizza XD he’s an evil shape shifting wizards but he aint no monster lol
iamnotdoitsu: yourlifesnolongerempty: GUYS I JUST ORDERED PIZZA AND THE PIZZA GUY LOOKED JUST LIKE A YOUNGER DEAN WITH A LEATHER JACKET AND EVERYTHING AND WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR I JUST BREATHED OUT “dean…" REALLY QUIETLY IN SURPRISE AND
highlyglamorous: just ordered pizza! “your pizza will be delivered in 1 hour”
yourhogwartsletter: karenandthababes: can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
trenchcoatandimpala: stravaganza: rawr-says-taco: yourlifesnolongerempty: GUYS I JUST ORDERED PIZZA AND THE PIZZA GUY LOOKED JUST LIKE A YOUNGER DEAN WITH A LEATHER JACKET AND EVERYTHING AND WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR I JUST BREATHED OUT “dean…”
when you type in “pizz…” in your browser to order pizza but get distracted by the pizza boy-themed porn that pops up instead
doublemaximusart: Pizza Delivery! Who ordered the pepperoni pizza with eye of newt?
zamii070: I wanna get into a skype call where everyone orders pizza and we all just eat it together and talk on call like some kinda Virtual Pizza Party or something.
cakeybots: shadowkixx: laughingsquid: Pizza Hut Launches New App For Ordering Pizza Straight From the Xbox 360 Console and so begins the golden age of mankind the pinnacle of all human achievement
astrobit: do the presidents ever order pizza like imagine youre working at pizza hut and one day you get a call from obama ordering pizza
Every day I ask myself why do I have anxiety what do I have to be anxious about then then I almost have a panic attack ordering pizzas. No one has any communication skills and I got like 6 different orders and ordered the wrong thing. Then got told I
chris-the-anime-cat replied to your post: chris-the-anime-cat replied to your post: “I… You sure? Is there anything I could do to help? :( next time, when I order pizza, someone other then me have to eat the pizza, and I want my apartment
I ordered pizza… Crap, they can’t deliver just one pizza so I had to order 2…. I hate being alone
laviarray replied to your post “laviarray replied to your post: I ordered pizza… Crap, they can’t…” Wow never heard of them. Are they good? yes I love their pizza
yourlifesnolongerempty: GUYS I JUST ORDERED PIZZA AND THE PIZZA GUY LOOKED JUST LIKE A YOUNGER DEAN WITH A LEATHER JACKET AND EVERYTHING AND WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR I JUST BREATHED OUT “dean…" REALLY QUIETLY IN SURPRISE AND THEN THE GUY SMILED
domino’s pizza is having 50% off pizzas via online order till the 16th….!!
slay-kyojin: mommyheichou: guys i ordered pizza and didn’t expect them to actually DO IT BUT THEY DID IT AND I kind of wanted to see the pizza also but this feeds my needs too
lilmissjade:Sex Party. Had a discussion with my husband: is it ok to answer the door like this, when we ordered pizza? Is it too see through? What you think? (Pizza guy looked confused)
tiktoks-we-like:[Start Caption]*Someone offscreen is filming a scene of a red pizza delivery car outside of a closed classroom window with the subtitles ‘Our sub didn’t show up, so we ordered pizza in speech class😭’**The pizza delivery
little-greysanatomy: grelca: pushthemovement: She really did ordered pizza lmao that’s amazing. She ordered 99 pizzas!
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
Ordered dominos and asked if they could draw Nicholas Cage on the box and they did!
meowgon: YO LET’S ORDER PIZZA GIVEAWAY if you win i will order you a pizza from whatever pizza place that will take my credit card, max ฤ. alternately i will just paypal you ฤ if that’s the second best option and you can buy your own pizza
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anewsubstory: Naked pizza me: I want to order pizza but I can’t open the door naked, Daddy! Daddy: order pizza. me: but… will I… I can’t.. Daddy: can’t? You know how I love words like that. me: fuck.. Daddy please… I don’t want pizza
order pizza for me and i’ll give you a bj x
My mom just ordered pizza online, closed her laptop and said “bring me my pizza, pizza bitch” I cant fucking breathe
adultnapped: macintush: adultnapped: adultnapped: adultnapped: I want pizza My moms ordering pizza I ate my pizza Good quality text post here! Haha nice! No you can’t have any pizza
gloriouslyburdenedloki: heyarigrande: Ellen Orders Pizza at the Oscars That pizza guy must be HOLY FUCK I’M SERVING FAMOUS PEOPLE PIZZA AT THE FUCKING OSCARS THE ACTUAL FUCKING OSCARS