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I’m used to it. Ladies either do one of two things when they see my cock; they fucking DIVE for it, or try to run away. Those that dive for it can be a pain in the ass eventually.Ever been stalked? When I’m ready to move on, they aren’t
MERRY CHRISTMAS / HAPPY HOLIDAYS everybody!!not really able to draw anything festive for now with family gathering going on (and I’m like… 4 drinks in xD), but I’ll try to reblog a few pics to keep in the spirits. Everyone stay safe and have
Meh, still a WIP, but I wanted to give you guys something before I went to bed. I stayed up super late last night, so no can do tonight….x_x; not sure if I’ll fix things on the computer tomorrow, or try to redo it traditionally, then scan,
misha-bawlins: stonemma: This drink I like it. Another! I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s
He had a pretty good idea what to expect when she showed up like this for the weekend. His dick didn’t know whether to cum on teh spot or try to hide. What is yours doing?
me, whenever i try to do a challenge or daily art and then life, kicks me right in the nuts
phdbitch: I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.
englishsandwich: If there’s a part that you love and it’s not written for an Asian person, don’t not go in. If you want it, go in and try to get it because it shouldn’t matter, because it’s whether or not you think you’re right for the role.
pikaballoons: princeofkokoros: people who reblog my posts just to make rude, uncalled for comments or try to insult me It’s just proving more why you need to die and why I wouldn’t mind helping that happen. It’s just proving more why you need
princeofkokoros: fiztheancient: pikaballoons: princeofkokoros: people who reblog my posts just to make rude, uncalled for comments or try to insult me It’s just proving more why you need to die and why I wouldn’t mind helping that happen. It’s
don’t be like me kids. if your aid tells you “it’s not your problem” to know a student’s IEP modifications, because “it’s [the aid’s] job,” don’t accept it. or try to find a backwards way to
Any time I try to plan or come up with ideas for any of my fictional settings all I can think of is that damn quote from the Poochie episode of Simpsons - “So, you want a realistic, down-to-earth show… that’s completely off-the-wall
why are people trying to say dark pit is coded latinx i’m going to fucking shoot myself
Why do people try to hand me stuff like paper or electronics when I’m washing dishes? Like, how do you think that’s going to work out?
when I was in middle/high school sometimes people would randomly try to befriend me, like if I was alone or something, and be really overbearing and fake and just…off. And its not like I wasn’t receptive of friendship, I’m just not a social
misha-bawlins: stonemma-blog: This drink I like it. Another! I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because
secretarialninja: spyke1985: asexyrainbow: castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis: THIS IS AMAZING I’m about five of these listed above. I’m not sure if that makes me extra weird. This post. Forget all the posts that try to lift your self esteem or
denialclub: Sure you can come out with your husband, my slutty friends an I whenever you want. And whenever you are there we will be sure not to grope him, grind on him or try to get him to fuck any of us.So why aren’t you coming?You don’t have time?
futureblackpolitician: msyinderella: hi-imkingdavid: msyinderella: hi-imkingdavid: flip–fone: lagonegirl: The hood can be comfortable. Don’t want to move to a place where your white neighbors might try to call the police on your friends.
despairkomaeda: people are allowed to enjoy things like shows and comics and books and stuff that doesnt hurt anyone but people are also allowed to not like the thing you enjoy you shouldnt be too obnoxious either way or try to force things down others
v0nvamp:my favourite selfies for #TransDayofVisbility It’s so heart warming to see such a huge number of people come together and share their stories and glory in one tag. Never let anyone tell you how to live your life, or try to tell you you’re
Let’s look at this from a medical aspect: For Men: It prevents cancer. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Disease-causing toxins build up in your
itriedthatonceitwasabadmove: basileus-omniworks: misha-bawlins: stonemma-blog: This drink I like it. Another! I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done
phdbitch:I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.
waiting-for-the-tardis: do you ever just remember that when Rory first met a Dalek he tried to help it like he didn’t immediately assume it would be evil or try to shoot him he just tried to help it and give it back it’s eggs
danduhmanblr: ticklemeviking. This is the purpose If you aren’t going to listen to me, then don’t ask me if it is proper or try to tell me I’m wrong. Bye.
danduhmanblr: ticklemeviking: danduhmanblr: ticklemeviking. This is the purpose If you aren’t going to listen to me, then don’t ask me if it is proper or try to tell me I’m wrong. Bye. ticklemeviking. I didn’t say you were wrong. I just
magicbuffet: gonna help drunk people get home or try to stop people from littering or something
Is having sex with someone, while their dog or cat is in the room “tacky as fuck and not attractive” (mind you, the animal is only watching, not trying to interact, but merely curious and might stand up and look but that’s it)? Is that
Coconut Kitty offered to help Mr. Crude mow his lawn.“You don’t think your neighbors will get upset if I do it topless, do you?” she asked.“My neighbors? They’ll either come over to watch from up close, or try to get on the
adollhouseforminnie: Having Daddy’s strong hand wrapped around her throat is one of the hottest things imaginable to Allie. He doesn’t choke the air from her lungs or try to hurt her, mind you. Instead, he squeezes just firmly enough to remind her
tmi but not under cut because idgas I hate being on my period because it’s hard enouugh to remind myself to eat and now I don’t know if I’m hungry or whether I’m just going through period cramps and my back hurts and I’m
man today was a long day, just more cleaning up and setting up the laptop and i got a new chair today which im also getting used to sitting on hahamy back kinda hurts but what else is new pfft, i was gonna stream more Undertale tonight but I think ill
I am not putting down penises or men. I absolutely love penises and vaginas and every other body part. But when men have their icons set as a close-up photo of their cock, or women have it set as a close-up photo of their vulva, I get no choice and no