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find or this on porn pin board
or this clips
bitchyblue: So my friends have a little boy, he’s like 2.5 and they’re already teaching him about consent. He has this friend at daycare, a little girl, and the other day he wanted to hug her goodbye but she didn’t want him to, and his dad said “No,
borderlinebravery: DBT Distress Tolerance skills: TIP Distress Tolerance skills are here to help you tolerate painful situations. When changing a situation/emotion is either impossible or ineffective, the other option is to tolerate it. These skills
borderline-marshmallow: I wish people didn’t see being ‘triggered,’ as being mildly offended or upset by something. Triggered means something completely different. It means feeling sick. It means feeling numb. It means relapsing. It means being
Or this one.
jessithebuckeye: Ahhhh living in America around the 4th of July. Optimal time to play the game “was that gunshots or fireworks"
leslie-wyatt: TOP 20 EPISODES OF PARKS AND RECREATION (as voted by my followers) ↮ #8: The Fight “We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.”
grounder-derek-hale: omgpadfoot: Just imagine though all the letters that must have been sent home about the shit Hermione did at school or updates the school sends to muggle parents so they’re kept in the know. And she’s never been in trouble before
This family is too adorable how i picture my fave otps “When your favorite song comes on while grocery shopping…”
goingtothetardis: booooost: sympathypaynes: GOOD FOR HER THAT OTHER GUY IS TEN MILLION TIMES HOTTER guy 1: boring future in the hamptonsguy 2: everything your mom never let you date #imagine your otp #this is how rose meets ten (via @tinyconfusion)
I have hope or I am nothing
ilovecatz44: Does anyone else just lay in bed for an hour or so before they fall asleep and generate their own fanfictions? And they are super elaborate and you just sit and go through it and wasting precious sleeping time. Reblog if u do.
johnprudestar:I mean it’s kind of beautiful, right? If you think about it? The fact that just because someone dies, just because you can’t see them or talk to them anymore… it doesn’t mean they’re not still in the painting. I think maybe that’s
uhh-im-not-me: incorrectgreekquotes: Hades *nudges Persephone awake at 4am* : Do you like me? Persephone : I married you. Hades : Yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife? Unclear. @leave-me-colourless
We walk forever in circles on this well-worn path
swaglexander-the-great: john-please-dont-be-a-bitch: skinnykooked: “Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest
glumshoe:glumshoe:I have an unbelievably funny idea for a prank but it would require a 贄 or more investment in miniature REI tents so it’s never going to happen. ok fuck itI want one of those scaled-down display tents they have at REI that’s just
thefloatingstone:r–g–b:keplercryptids:tumblr staff just intrigues me. remember when they designed a guy fieri banner that linked to his wiki or whatever for his birthday? and now they have a whole themed world sleep day promo. someone sat
jame7t:im not really like a househusband or a housewife im more like a house beast. im in your walls causing mysteries and stealing your things
OR THIS ONE! =]
middle class people need to stop calling lower class people classist and go back to shopping at gucci or whatever they do
borderlineotaku: I want an episode of Doctor Who where the Doctor meets Anne Frank but her death is a fixed point so he can’t change it so instead he takes her to the future so she can see that it will not always be this way and the world doesn’t
gaytable: gaytable: the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning well it hit 300k i’m not sure whether to laugh or just fall down and cry he’s
alextragers: Fringe 201: A New Day in the Old Town They’re shutting you down? What were we even doing, anyway? We’d sit around and wait for somebody to die some grisly, macabre death, or for the entire fabric of the universe to come shredding apart.
felixdawkins: The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty. I don’t care.
artemispanthar: The Earth and Heaven beetles skyping and hoping that one day they can meet in-person (or in-beetle, I guess)
sleepycentaur: if you are sad. imagine a small mink. very small tiny mink. u can carry him in ur hand or ur pocket. he squeaks little “oi!”s at you but if u pet his little head he calms down. small minkie.
this morning I was woken up by Vincent (one of my dogs) slamming his nose into my face. Like, sometimes, Vincent will check if I’m awake yet by putting his face reeeally close to mine and just staring for a few seconds. But I guess he misjudged the
you ever like a song cover or a remake of something but the common consensus is that its way inferior to the original product/some previous version and you’re like “yea, that’s probably true” and then you go listen/watch the popular older version
those-damn-axis-and-allies: naegironpa: timid-genocider: Stop whatever your doing Imagine an AU where your favorite character is real, but you’re fictional in some cool series, and your favorite character obsesses over you, or your favorite character
shutupaubrey: do you ever zone out and your body does all the work for you and then you come back to reality like in the shower or driving like did i just miss the last 20 mins was i stuck in my own head for that long
elsaflake: Princesses Singing in Their (probably) Mother Tongue (click gifs for translation and Language) Sorry in advance if there’s a typo in the subtitles or translation, send me an ask if you found one :)
crystallized-teardrops: i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between
astrape: Hey just a reminder: you’ve probably seen lots of articles about people being forced to uncover because of the burqini ban in France. If you do, and they have pictures or video of those being targeted without their coverings and without being
pandavalkyrie:You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or
rootvegetables:there should be special times set aside for autistic bitches to go grocery shopping where the store is empty theres no music and no one talks to you or asks if you need anything.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:it seems people don’t understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn’t know who the fuck that is.
pizzaforpresident: is it just me or does adrian brody look an awful lot like a white snoop dogg
eventspredetermined: Yami Malik/Mariku gets all these really neat, well thought out fan names, but what if like… What if we just called him John, or something.
Send me 'Have You Evers' and I will reply with Yes or NO
mjwatson: Favourite Movies [in no order]:● Wolf Children 2012: “He told me to keep smiling through tough or painful times, even if I had to force myself to do it. Because I’d probably be able to get through them if I did.”
Do I come off as a top or a bottom?
sixpenceee: The Breast Ripper was a torture instrument mainly used on women who were accused of adultery, or self-abortion. The instrument was designed to rip the breasts from a woman and was made from iron, which was usually heated. The tool was
Or this.I have a problem, okay!? :P
this world is merciless
is there tentacle porn of mink or koujaku.
do you think noiz is aware of when he passes gas or does it kind of just escape.
this guy literally would not shut the fuck up the entire match oh my god
bravesynestra: dankou: i-am-grell: “Anime is for children” Ok so next time I’m babysitting your kids what should I put on for them? Blue Exorcist or Death Note? Attack on Titan might do the trick Maybe even some Tokyo Ghoul.
ishipitlikeups: jessicalprice:mjandersen: I have been here, multiple times! By referring to the order as a “Little Rosa”, you don’t have to make as big a deal out of the fact that you’re seeking help.And believe it or not, it gets better.
10chou: anime either has 12 episodes, 26 episodes, 52 episodes or 50000000000 episodes and 6 movies
did-you-kno: ‘No-one can know exactly why or how the young wolf and bear became friends. I think that perhaps they were both alone and they were young and a bit unsure of how to survive alone.’ ‘It seems to me that they feel safe being together,
real talk who would get me this top xD
Her first time and she made him cum? She’s well on her way
igglooaustralia: This is why Nicki tells us to stay in school And I reblogged that dumb shit too
king-emare: lagonegirl: To the unfamiliar, whether climbing the pop charts or smoking out late night green rooms, Migos do it for the culture, the group announcing Monday evening that they will be bringing their transcendent ways to the classroom. Taking
whitepeopletwitter: Lyft it is. You kinda sign up for dealing with drunk folk if you drive at nights or for special events, that’s like most of your cash flow on Friday/Saturday night, why you wanna eliminate that? I did uber for 18 months in
Shingeki no Kyojin characters and the Mirror or Erised » A mirror which shows nothing but the deepest and most desperate desire of one’s heart.
bambz-art: Trick or Treat! Shiganshina Trio with the Chibi Veteran Trio!
sinister-as-a-hatter: [source] don’t know if I should laugh or cry but omg