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Busy period, infrequent updates next week or so, etc
Updates might be a bit sporadic for the next week or so
REBLOG IF UR ACE OR SUPPORT ASEXUALS PLS I NEED REASSURANCE
Account hacked or whatever
so i know a lot of people dont like patreon, but heres for the people that do or want to donate as low as ũ but still do something. i dont want you JUST pledge for rewards, please, only do it if you can afford it and want to! doing this is great but
I’m happy to announce that I will stop being a lazy shit for this coming week and actually do a thing or two. Yay.
lizardweh: Hi. I revamped my Undertaild patreon to be more of a general one for all my blogs. If you like my work or wanna buy me a coffee or a burger each month that’s a rad way to do it. https://www.patreon.com/Lizardsmooches Though if you dont
lizardweh: Long story short, my grandmother had a heart attack and was hospitalized. Had a stroke in the hospital. Now can’t speak, eat, walk, talk, or perform any human functions. She’s in critical condition and they’re not sure if she’ll make
Believing all white people are racist is still racism whether you like it or not Believing all men are sexists and/or rapists is still misandry whether you like it or not Believing all christians are homophobic and/or religious bigots is still religious
The fun thing about a long queue is that I typically bulk queue fanart for new stuff I’m into so in like a year or whatever when it ends up getting posted you can tell what I was super into at that time, but what I’m into currently? It is a mystery!
I can’t help it. The bulge in a pair of well worn Fruit of the Loom or Hanes briefs turns me on more than even jockstraps. Plus, the cotton holds scentsso well. I’d love to have a pair of well used FTL or Hanes briefs on my face right now.
I hate being ignored. I hate being forgotten. I hate being pushed aside when someone prettier or more flirty comes around. Sometimes these things really kick me right in the gut. And it makes this blog just a little less fun to run. That’s all.
It just occurred to me that people have been sending me messages on Tumblr (like anon messages or just regular PMs that get delivered and sit in my inbox) and that’s super sweet and great! But for some reason I get no notifications on this, so the best
Do you guys think I should stream my drawings more often or not, if so what times would you find to be the most convenient?I’d legitimately like to receive some feedback on this question whether it’s a message, ask, comment, etc.(I’m still putting
Send me a message, ask, or post a comment with your request on what you want some of my next (sfw or nsfw) drawings to be
or Paul lol tf happened to him
To post or not to post the video of what me giving head would look like hmm :-)
Wowow you guys are amazing. I promised to put up the part 2 vid once I had hit a certain amount of followers. I’m a few followers away, so you guys might possibly be seeing the part 2 video tomorrow! Or even tonight!
Anyone else introverted experience feeling really tired the next day after a night/ or day of being around so many people and socializing? I mean I like socializing and what not but the next day I always feel so damn drained. Like I just want to curl
So I guess there’s no Ozzfest or Knotfest this year and I’m really sad :( it’s been waaaay too long since I’ve gone to a metal show.
I often think that random women are flirting with me, but unsure if I’m a narcissist or my queer pheromones are just that strong.
Everyone, I’m gonna be away until Sunday at Anime Expo; I can read asks I’m sent but I can’t reply to them. I’ll try to get back to some of you then.If you’re asking about buying prints or merch online, no I currently do not have a shop for
I’m blocking everyone who’s adding pirating suggestions to that last post lol, I’m not judging pirates in general buttttt notttt on my blog and not on my fave, support it with money plz or talk about it on someone else’s blog
Hey friends! Figured I’d publish these so some of you can save some time; I haven’t played the game and I don’t really plan to! Nothing against the ship or the folks who dig it, I actually agree it’s something I might like, but there are some
Hey just a reminder that it’s NOT okay to put my stuff on Pinterest or any other site and to please not do that with any of my artwork, thanks!Pinterest is a site that benefits from stolen content and makes it particularly hard to get stuff removed.
rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”
so i was playing overwatch earlier and someone pulled the whole “12yr old boy or a girl gamer” thing then someone in the text chat said “slutty woman” and my feelings were a mix of “nice i sound slutty” and dude can u not do this
You know, I use the “#pony” tag for basically anything that involves MLP universe, but that admittedly makes it feel sorta awkward when reblogging something only involving MLP characters that aren’t only ponies, like Spike or something :s
Sorry I know this is kinda pathetic of me but if you consider me a friend or would be happy to just talk to me could you respond or like this post.Nothing is really wrong I just keep struggling to tell myself that I’m not alone right now, it happens
Lady-Lancer
selftitled-clone: are you a fold the corner of a book person or bookmark person? are you a shower in the morning person or shower at night person? are you a call or text person? are you a wine or beer person?
capkirkk: to boldly go where no text post has gone before ( 2 / ?? ) ↳ spock edition // part. 1 PLEASE DO NOT REPOST, OR REMOVE CREDIT - THANK YOU! ♛
frenchfrycoolguy:every single person who has ever made a text post that got 100k+ (or even just like 10k+) notes knows that there is no benefit to making a popular text post at all beyond it being sort of flattering for the first like 10 minutesnobody
bitterbatbrat: enigmalicious: *mentally supports everyone on dash going through a tough time because sucks at forming words and prefers being silent but still cares* *me when I ‘like/heart’ sad text posts*
Some questions:Should I continue editing that old ask response with new merchandise information or would you guys prefer if I moved the information to a new text post and then just edit that in the future as we get new merchandise info? Or perhaps
hausofandrejpejic: fantasywreck: forgive me if I’m missing something but why is everyone so concerned about whether or not andrej’s on hormones. like. if he is, great. if he isn’t, great. if he has slight breasts, that’s all fine and dandy.
shacklefunk: tuomey: frenchfrycoolguy: every single person who has ever made a text post that got 100k+ (or even just like 10k+) notes knows that there is no benefit to making a popular text post at all beyond it being sort of flattering for the first
RIP To all this kids that we lost this year. That no one payed attention to, cause they weren't pretty or famous.
True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.
radicalteen: I wonder if anyone ever wants to be my friend really bad or thinks i’m really cute and wonderful and always checks up on me on my social media networks and get’s excited when I post and get’s excited when something good happens in
clraft: when i say “the other day” i could mean yesterday or 5 years ago there’s no in between
staypozitive: I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it more. When you constantly tell me you miss me, or get worried when I don’t respond quickly. Because it shows that you actually care about me, and if I truly like you, nothing you do will
HONESTLY: REBLOG THIS IF YOU HAVE EVER SELF HARMED IN ANY WAY, SKIPPED A MEAL ON PURPOSE, BEEN DEPRESSED, FELT ALONE IN A CROWDED ROOM, HATED YOUR BODY, HATED YOURSELF, FELT LIKE YOUR NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR BEEN TOLD YOU WERENT, CRIED YOURSELF TO SLEEP, FELT
zzz-onked: moral of the story is don’t get attached to people or you will spend your nights sobbing and listening to mayday parade
jingledeeznuts: c0ntain: What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new
Anonymous hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored, or deleted.
jaclcfrost: inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused
everyoneisdeadnow: if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
I want someone’s cum-stained underwear on my face right now. But buying from naughty bids and banned bids is so…well, hit or miss. Sometimes they come laundered. Mostly. Sometimes you hit the jackpot. Or you run into issues like…skid
What does it say about me that the first thought that comes into my head upon meeting someone attractive is either “I want to eat your ass for days” or “Pee on me” ??
I usually use absurd resolutions. Like, 4800 dpi. But that makes things actually like, 0.00067 inches or some shit. I’ve gone back to using 300 dpi so I could make prints. Like, 10"x16" one’s. But then it looks like shit when viewed
parjars: Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police. Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall
pandalot: You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring
babybehemoth: Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
there was this one guy i used to fuck around with, he’s a gemini (u g h). i always wore dresses or skirts when we’d go on dates because he liked to slip his fingers in me while we rode in the back of an uber to wherever we were going. he said he loved
You don’t truly know me or understand me until you see the shit i reblog on tumblr.
i love meeting new people. its my favorite thing. so if u ever wanna talk please please please do not hesitate to say hi to me or message me or anything bc i will accept u no matter what. I love u all.
if i want to date you it doesn’t matter if we live in the same state or not, i want to date you because i like you, not because you’re conveniently in the same city or state as me.
I know my blog would get a lot of more traffic if it was just my uploads and not all my text posts or reblogs but that’s simple never going to happen
jaid-the-keeper:naked-yogi: ryandonato:naked-yogi: An artist I follow just posted a text post saying “I have no room for straight people in my life anymore,” or something like that… I unfollowed them because damn I can’t discriminate against
