or someone
NSFW Tumblr
find or someone on porn pin board
or someone clips
Or someone else will… A strange man… With your wife…In your house… On your bed… And it’s not her fault. She loves you and she knows you love her. But a woman needs more… And guys like me are anxious to give
Or someone else’s.
Someone calls me a bitch? “Hey fuckdick, why don’t you gargle my lady balls?”Oh yeah, I say “fuckdick” a lot, too.Such a ladylike vocabulary.
someones has to take the blame for this.
someone wanted peridot and yellow diamond
Someone cuddle me. Or choke me. Or both.
Okay. Am I trippin or is Jim whispering the lyrics in the backround as well in Riders on the Storm or is just the echo? Lol
I’m working nights and it’s going slow. Tell me your favourite memories or ask me nice questions.
Come along, Hobbit
cumaeansibyl: jaileyrhode: EVER. I never want to hear that shit regardless, but yes I legit saw someone say “Trump isn’t robbing money from us, it’s people who take welfare who do that”
fatbelly19: This is the +4 card. Reblog to gain 4 pounds Or tag someone to add 4lbs to their belly
fireball-mudflap: How do you find someone to date you or fuck you or even talk to you seriously how
Just a reminder that I am NEVER okay with anyone REPOSTING my fanart, either on Tumblr or other sites. Never, nowhere, no exceptions.Reblogging is fine, obviously.
Someone please talk to me about kinks, I am SO in the mood to talk about kinks right now. Honestly always. My ask box is open to everything.
polowavecap:wanderlustpnwheart: polowavecap: battlewoundzz: polowavecap: R.I.P. to all the muslim and black people killed outta ignorance R.I.P. to ALL PEOPLE killed out of ignorance. Someone come get this mayo off my post immediately 👆You are
There needs to be a support group for people who are squicked out by Thorin/Fili/Kili, but ship Fili/Kili. Or someone should come up with some kind of tag that separates the ship from the general durincest one.
someone reblogged me confusing “white tattoo artists” with artists that specialize in white ink, not… people who are white that are tattoo artists.
zodiaccity: Zodiac Aquarius Facts - If you know someone who is quick to rebel or often says things like “I’m gonna do what I want to do anyway”, they’re likely an Aquarius. Being told what to do is not their thing.
suitedick: when someone adds a stupid comment to your post
the-best-dang-avocado: sixpenceee: The age detection app was used on a photo of an abandoned house.
urbancatfitters: i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
aplentee: The Doctor Who inspired Doctors Pop by artist JohnLucke is just one of the new limited edition designs on sale at Aplentee.com this week. You can buy it as a t-shirt or tank top from only £11/€13/ฟ until October 28th.REBLOG and LIKE this
tfw when you want to make friends but you really suck at holding conversation so you’re just sitting there crying over someone’s blog.
someone give me things to draw, i feel like doodling.orz
penguinfringedabyss:penguinfringedabyss: There has to be a long German word for this feeling: “Look, I don’t disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you’re being such a smug pretentious bastard about it that I want to shove
someone come and deliver some grass jelly dessert to me thanks.
someone pls draw oikawa with a black eye, wiping his bloody nose w/ the back of his hand and smirking lookin like he’s about to destroy ur anus pls i’m dying wait no i am dED
cannibalcoalition: Ugh. Dear anyone, If you see someone spreading images like this: or this They are either deeply uneducated about the voting process or they are an asshole. You cannot vote with a hashtag. I trust that most of you are aware
I need someone to take care of me :/
I have the worst headache, someone cuddle me until I fall asleep. :/
makocake: while everybody else is going on about Broh or Korrasami or Linorrasami or whatever… I’m just sitting here like ‘yeah Tahko is the best crack ship. Go home now. *sips tea*’ YES! Tahko forever! It’s my OTP… even if it’s
or-make-a-home: Genesis has some hang-ups to deal with. Sephiroth just wants his friend back.
luxord: tumblr needs a little pop up notification for when someone answers ur ask publicly
So someone submitted a video to me…And it’s pretty lame…Um… Were you just trying to get views on it or something?
punkbread: i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’
cinnamonandsex: I honestly don’t think I’ll ever find someone who will fall in love with me
Someone write me a cute message to wake up to so I can stop being so sad in the mornings
autotrophe:When I refer to “a friend“ it can be someone I’ve only heard of, a friend from the internet or even my mother’s friend
stairwaytodatass: Sometimes I think I’m really cool but then I remember that I want a fictional character to be my boyfriend
122mg: i’m so disconnected from everything & everyone, my days all blend in together & i’m either overwhelmed with feeling so much or feeling nothing at all
Someone should totally draw my Shephard and Thane together because I really wanna see them drawn together but I’m also super broke lol
rockxxoutxxright: fayedaniels: blackgirlsrpretty2: it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that
*or someone True story.
Reblog if you wish you were someone's favorite blog
I can be sweet… I deserve something or someone…
hoekage: the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
y’all know you can disagree with someone on here and just unfollow them, right? you don’t have to tell them, you don’t have to bitch about their posts. the unfollow button is right there.
actual-faerie-princess:I think the shittiest thing about being bi/pan/ace or any other invisible queer identity is putting in so much effort to defend the queer community all the time, and at the end of the day there’s still someone in that SAME community
could use someone who would watch reruns of buffy w/me
my little side is crying, I’m at the Disney store and I just want everything like dresses and stuffed animals and toys and to play with it all someone please buy me these things
someone make me a 2 hour mix of bob ross bc he is the only thing that calms me down
someone write me something pretty
someone tell me what show on netflix I should watch!!!!
does anyone else’s jaw dislocate a lil (a lot) after giving someone a blowjob and you feel like you can never close your jaw again and panic?? or just me???
I reached the point in my life where people ask me if by ‘girlfriend’ do i mean a real person who is my girlfriend, or fictional characters that are girlfriends and who I am thinking about.
every time i see a blowjob post on my dash, 9 times out of 10 it’s either me or emmie who’s reblogged it dasaix
bigstrongbison:just wanna suck on someone’s titties for like an hour straight
just-shower-thoughts:I’ve never been told when to do my taxes. Or how. Or why. Or even what taxes are. But if I get it wrong, I go to jail.
mikkeneko: ghost-of-a-stitch: She’s the greatest earthbender I’ve ever seen i really liked that this was something they never backed away from. there was no moment in toph’s character arc where she had to be humbled by something or someone greater.
Someone messaged me anonymously on my other blog in super hateful language basically telling me how shitty of a person I am and how sorry for me they feel. Uh? If anything I actually feel bad for you… Projecting all this hatred towards someone they’ve
