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More teasing, plus a little paid from my long toenail. It is surprisingly sharp - or so he says!!!
tred0n: False hope….. After you do what he says, he’s gonna trample your face, chest, and his favorite….. Your gut that he demands be totally relaxed so it has maximum effect. Especially just after a hard stomp or two to your useless balls.
ralphthefeline: Colored version of the gift drawing for @Krispyburr at Twitter. He like reading and listening to music or so he says~! He be a buff bear~!
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SAY HELLO TO OTTO VON CHESTERFIELD ESQUIRE! OR CHESTER FOR SHORT! THIS ADORABLE LITTLE GUY IS CHESTER FROM THE GAME DON’T STARVE! JUST LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE AND FLUFFY HE IS! OMG! I LOVE HIM!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
loveshowingoff: loveshowingoff: Posting my face since its kinda blurry :) So there’s this anon that claims to know me in real life and keeps asking me to send him pics that include my face, after all he knows me so why hide? Or so he says.. well
There’s a BIG difference between a slave, pet, and submissive. While a submissive and slave don’t say no to their Dominants often when things are all understood, the slave’s limits, arenas within which he or she can say no, and so
wankworthy: He’s been at it for an hour, so he’s due for release. Or did he say he’s been playing with is dick forever?? Either way, extended play yields good results.
serveyourwife: DON’T LET HIM OUT! No matter what he says or how much he begs, remember that part of the chastity game (and to him, it is partly just that) is him pretending to want out, all for the sake of you telling him no. So if he ever asks,
Logan got a request to showing off his fast tongue licking skills again as if he was ummm…eating out….or shall we call it dining in…with his whole face in the shot. So he definitely does that. He says he likes to have fun with
daddysbottom: “So what do you think? With, or without?”He asks on the phone as I look at the photos that he had just sent me. I want to say that he looks fucking good either way, and that I’d run my hands on that beefy hairy chest no matter what
hula-hope: My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already
butimaginevixx: imagine hakyeon forgetting to buy leo a b-day present, so he makes him one of those coupon books last minute, and they all say things like “3 hours of cuddling time” or “unlimited kisses for a day” or “1 free coffee date with
everytime dongwoo opens his mouth to speak i can literally feel my lips curling up into a smile before he even says a word because you just know that boy is gonna say something ridiculously cute or silly with the happiest expression
yuu-jin: Hongbin: looking closely now, there’s a lot of pretty starlights Hyuk: like when you go home, mom will be like, “so-and-so celebrity is really good looking~” and say something like this. such… words… i’m not quoting it or anything,
ropetrainkeep:That g-string really doesn’t offer much support, I have to say. It’s been a minute since this session, so I don’t recall if I pulled the pouch down or if he rubbed it off, but I think he took it upon himself. I think I pulled it
aiffes: Tahno and Korra #8, for firelordsavvy. A few seconds after Tahno gets his bending back.An idea I had in mind as I drew this was something I read by a translator saying there’s no word for “awe” in French, so he has to more or less say “religious
yourtouchtingles: An ex of mine started chatting shit to me today months after I dumped his stupid ass. I find it hilarious that he thinks I care what he says, someone 5 or so years older than me should be a little more mature but whatever.. He’s mad
anexperimentallife: “But Spencer SAID he’s not a neo-Nazi, so…” Yeah, so when Dahmer was on trial he could have just said, “I’m not a murderer or a cannibal,” and y'all simple fucks would’ve been like, “Let him go! He says he’s not
transpeter: transpeter: is jeff goldblum bisexual/pansexual or is he so comfortable with his sexuality that i’m pretty sure he could make out with a guy and say “i’m straight, i was just teaching him the proper way to roll his tongue when frenching”
Then he does this thing where he makes the conscious decision on his own to turn and wrap around me without me asking or saying a word and it just makes me feel so happy and wanted and flustered 😍
imdatfreak: After months of repeatedly hearing my redbone nephew ConRoy Jr. say “All this caramel milkshake bring the chocolate boys to the yard”.. I been thinking.. Does he really mean that shit or is he playing around? So today while we were playing
ellie-von-trapp: thesanderstans: ….so is he saying free college is bad or free heroin is good… This just reads like Immortan Joe telling people to not get addicted to water …
nurseaware: When He Says “Good Girl” When He Says “Good Girl” He’s not just saying “You did a good job,” or “Thank you for doing this.” He’s saying so much more. He’s confirming that I did what he wanted. Sometimes that means
So apparently a 3rd string QB from Ohio State, tweeting his dislike or disdain for going to classes is news worthy, and people are at an uproar over it. Really? He’s not saying anything that we don’t already know, or feel like. So he prefers
tardistiles: whysayno: darlingmelodies: trustmeimadoctorwho: girlgrowingsmall: Being fit isn’t about body size or shape. It’s about optimizing your body’s potential to do awesome shit like this. this is so inspirational. For real. I am so
ssjdebusk: garrison-babe: thecorruptedquietone: assstiel: one of my favorite things about dean will always be the face he makes after he says a witty comeback or joke. #he’s so proud of himself omfg It runs in the family their faces Sam’s
hula-hope: My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is
ruff-tiger: So apparently the silly shit I send over kik or WhatsApp is saved locally… Just bumped into this, don’t know what to say so I’m just posting it.
yioh:also i love how they wrote rei so much HJFBDKCHSJX like the way they portrayed him to be just so so numb ….. not rejecting or cruel or angry or anything but he was just incredibly empty and filled with nothingness and when kazuki came into his
spooky-thera: luckied: Nope,” he answered the question about Madame Christmas’s girls. “I laugh too much or so they say.” He turned in Zane’s arms and pointed down the road behind them. “That way, Tonto!” He cackled with a hic. “Five
jordanreet: Not really. Going to watch football, maybe. Go visit my sisters. Oh nice. Tell them I say hi! It’s been so long since I’ve seen them. I sent them another nail polish color a week ago or so, can you ask and make sure they got it?
jordan–reet:“I’ll tel you my address. You can swing by whenever. I’ve got the living room and kitchen unpacked so it’ll be fine.” He didn’t want the way out she offered him. “It was probably the latter of the two, sorry to say.”
i am so weak for oikawa saying iwa-chan so weak
phen01: vonisv: thinksquad: ok but is he saying that knowledge is so personally offensive or upsetting to him as to eclipse the actual n-word No because even that reach requires more cognitive ability than he has at his disposal. He jus dumb.
alabamamamma: The favorite photo he has ever taken, or so he says!
totaku-eternal: HE SAID IT!!!HE F*CKING SAID IT!!VIKTOR MY BOY YOU BETTER NOT BE JOKING!! WHAT DID I SAY?!WHAT DID I SAY?!
sysichi: bywandandsword: witchlingfumbles: princessmiralai: kayla-bird: ophiucha: trans!albus potter headcanon: when albus is like five or so, he comes up to harry and says, timidly, ‘daddy, i think i’m a boy’ and harry goes into supportive
princess-owns-him: His new favourite a “foot job”!! Coz I have the sexiest feet 😍 or so he says she-owns-me
shitrichcollegekidssay: It’s so fucked up how people say that there shouldn’t be an increased minimum wage because “those people just flip burgers,” or “those people can’t spell.” Like, first of all fuck your generalizations and second
awkhbu: So this is my six year old cousin named baha. He was diagnosed with leukemia about a month or so ago. He’s perfect in every way. He’s always wearing a hat because he says he misses his hair and doesn’t want to be as bald as my grandpa.
jaynelovesdick: who says that guys don’t like to be hypnotized or submissive he picked the size and shape of my implants so he felt like he was in charge then he paid for them and now all i do is shake them like this he falls into a hypnotic trance
boris-naked: subcologneblog: This si such called “Master Gary” or @exposefags on twitter. He claims to be a master, but he is naked all over the internet being a Pornstar with a small dick. So I say: HE IS NOT A MASTER! Expose him everywhere. Lovely
peek-a-yaoi: peek-a-yaoi: peek-a-yaoi: That’s what every straight guy say. see, I found another in Ringo ni Hachimitsu and how could I ever forget about the adorable senpai from Koisuru Boukun
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
thecorruptedquietone: assstiel: one of my favorite things about dean will always be the face he makes after he says a witty comeback or joke. #he’s so proud of himself omfg
when me and darf were at the beach he was so touchy like he was so into me it was insane and he kept trying to pull me closer to him and kiss my neck and would just lightly graze his hand across my thigh or my shoulders and he carried me in the water
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…
I’ll go to hell for saying this, but Megan, I’m hoping he’ll die soon so he won’t ~actually have any relevance or affect on my future. Alas, in my experience, awful people don’t die quickly…so I will still be decent.
i love animals so so much but my dad has a weird love hate for them, like he loves wildlife but he has issues with domesticated animals cause sometimes he feels they’re useless and gets mad when people put them on the same level as people and i
the boyfriend got his wisdom teeth pulled today but he’s totally fine and didn’t say anything weird or stupid so i am disappointed
normal-p-eople-scare-me: “He would say Satan was a supreme being,he would tell me that Satan watches over him so he doesn’t get caught or hurt,” - Richard’s friend.