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I love it when my wife finds the anime house wife porn I hide around the house for her to discover. Half the thrill is that I never know when that will be. I could have had a rotten day or just tired and I open the door to find her kneeling there waiting
lancrebitch: thearcanetheory: fuckingrecipes: DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING OVER, BUT YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE OR YOUR MOLD EXPERIMENTS OR CAT PISS OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT? WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME BRILLIANT, BECAUSE THIS SHIT ISN’T EDIBLE,
No one really believed the stories they told about this house, or more importantly the dirty old man next door. I sure didn’t. My girlfriends giggled as they teased me about how he made sure only young women were in a position of buying the house,
thearcanetheory: fuckingrecipes: DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING OVER, BUT YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE OR YOUR MOLD EXPERIMENTS OR CAT PISS OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT? WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME BRILLIANT, BECAUSE THIS SHIT ISN’T EDIBLE, BUT IT’LL
mypencalledwalter: shirtlessfrank: Lance Reddick *Funny or Die* NSFW Lance saying “WTF is this” I think I’ve been waiting for this my entire life I have shit not a brick… but a house. A full brick house. With little shit windows.
mywifeand: Party tonight at our house. Weed guy will be there as well as a few of the ladies my Beautiful Hotwife works with. And their hubbies or BFs. This is not a swinger party per se, everyone there is either a swinger or very open minded (read-a
whitetrashmen: My next door neighbor Red back in Little Rock would come over when he either ran out of beer or girl friend stayed over her ma’s house or just wanted me to take his load. Nice fella. Good neighbor.
hotbritishmen: slavicinferno: “I heard police or ambulancemen, standing in our house, say, “She must have provoked him,” or, “Mrs Stewart, it takes two to make a fight.” They had no idea. The truth is my mother did nothing to deserve the
tricias-captions: My neighbor, Mrs. Creighton, caught me drinking beers in the woods behind our houses. She could tell my mother, she explained to me, or I could do some things for her. It’s still better than telling my Mom. She would beat my ass purple.
lolitaspice: “Lana Del Rey is always singing about being in the Hamptons or driving her Bugatti Veyron or whatever, and at the time, me and my friends were at some house party worrying how to get home because we couldn’t afford a cab” if
naughtynicegirl69: I had never had cyber sex before, but yesterday I got so horny I had to keep excusing myself at my friends house and then at home to go to the bathroom or the closet, wherever I could go, just to get my fingers on my clit. My husband
snapchatting: my dad was like “you know nick, you could go clean the house now” and i was like “yeah, or i could rob a bank, or kill someone. there are lots of things i could do” and then he stopped talking to me
berpl: I’ve felt so bored lately yet I don’t want to do anything so I long to just go back to sleep as soon as I wake up. I also don’t brush my hair for days at a time and neglect to leave the house or eat. Not sure if I’m depressed or just need
fuck-benedict: can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents
imsirius: “This may surprise people, but it is the truth. In many, many ways, Hufflepuff is my favorite House. There comes a point in the final book where each House has the choice whether or not to rise to a certain challenge… The Slytherins, for
fuckkyeahwilwheaton: awesomesock: slavicinferno: “I heard police or ambulancemen, standing in our house, say, “She must have provoked him,” or, “Mrs Stewart, it takes two to make a fight.” They had no idea. The truth is my mother did nothing
nejimakineurosis: crimewave420: crimewave420: I found this house in my neighborhood I later found out this house is actually a daycare and I have never been more concerned/confused Is it LSD dream emulator in real life or
jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever
labelleursula: At my cousin’s house Guys I am going full bush for a while…my meds are messing up my skin and it hurts too much to wax or shave there. So enjoy a picture of my lady assets au naturale
blue-sunshine93: sizvideos: The Secret of La Chancla - Video My best friend’s mom threatens to use this on me if I’m bad when ever I sleepover or visit at their house. We are always like: “better watch out or she’ll grab la chancla!”
crime-she-typed: didntfitthenarrative: blackness-by-your-side:my utopia As opposed to a future in which those two are dead or hiding scared in their house or living repressed, depressed lives hiding their beliefs and identities, which is the future
cicistories: Ever since I could remember I always loved the look of a nice pair of heels, not even something sky high, just a nice wedge or chunk and a pretty color or pattern. Then I finally got my first real pair and I wore them all around the house
bjorkcub: This is me whenever I crawl in bed, wake up next to my husband, eat Thai or Indian food, pull clean laundry out of the dryer and smell it, take a really good poop, eat anything from Cold Stone, or drive by our new house. I feelz all yumbly
phantastus: brezifus: slavicinferno: “I heard police or ambulancemen, standing in our house, say, “She must have provoked him,” or, “Mrs Stewart, it takes two to make a fight.” They had no idea. The truth is my mother did nothing to deserve
cameoamalthea: jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles
blackamazon: slavicinferno: “I heard police or ambulancemen, standing in our house, say, “She must have provoked him,” or, “Mrs Stewart, it takes two to make a fight.” They had no idea. The truth is my mother did nothing to deserve the violence
cuckamee: Party tonight at our house. Weed guy will be there as well as a few of the ladies my Beautiful Hotwife works with. And their hubbies or BFs. This is not a swinger party per se, everyone there is either a swinger or very open minded
Times like this when I wish my boyfriend and I lived closer, I would be able to drive, bus or walk over to his house, have a study date together, cuddle, and just spend the night at each other’s house. But school comes first and it’s okay
paperparachute: lancrebitch: thearcanetheory: fuckingrecipes: DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING OVER, BUT YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE OR YOUR MOLD EXPERIMENTS OR CAT PISS OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT? WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME BRILLIANT, BECAUSE THIS
just-a-skinny-boy: kibblesundbitches: So, I found this note in my bedroom at my parents’ house and had no idea why it was on my dresser or when I had received it. I have no recollection of it whatsoever. So I asked my mom, and she told me… (Background:
touch-me-now-daddy: My stepdad fucked me like this so many times. He always volunteered to pick me up from my friends house or the mall or wherever I happened to be so that on the way home he could fuck me. He was the first man to fuck me on the hood
paternal-instinct: I don’t think my son’s ever been skinny dipping. When we rented a beach house this passed summer, he waited until no one was around to strip and swim. Luckily, I was watching from the house, and I wasn’t upset or embarrassed…quite
stevonnie: stevonnie: my dad would make such a good shitposter ok so like. we drove past this place called ‘house of fabric’ or something and he immediately saw it and blurted something along the lines of “the house of fabric! come in today
stonedpervert: xdingus666: My name is Connor. I’m 17 years old and i’m homeless. I’m a kid who has parents that really shouldn’t have ever had kids. I hop from house to house for the past year now or I sleep outside if I cant work something
if i got to my grandmothers house there are probably 1-2 virgin mary’s (either as a portrait or a statue) in each room of the house.latin@
bbcformyfamily: When I took my daughter trick or treating, the first house said they’d trick her out. They pulled her in and invited over there friends. We were out all night, but we never left thr first house and she never got any candy.
platanoqueen: in my favorite room of the house, the kitchen, where I belong if I’m not with him in the bedroom. Message me to buy my snapchat or kik access for sexting and video fun or a ton of nudes of your liking xxx Let’s make Tumblr NSFW
I swear …If this dumbass bombing around my neighborhood hits my cars or @heyhayfay ‘s ( either your house or mine) I’m going to go ballistic and drown them in the neighbor lady’s creek 😒😒
modifiedgaycuck: When my dad says to get out of the house for a few hours while he collects the rent from my husband I have to go even though my husband begged me not to leave. I love my husband but we have to pay rent or we will be homeless
freakingbabygirl:let me distract u from work for a while daddy…send tips, or subscribe to onlyfans or fansly if u like my content and/or to help me thru food and housing insecurity
melbsissyboi:My very own first pair of panties :) No longer did I have to wait for my sister or gf’s to be out of the house before I could raid their drawers or the washing basket! These were all mine :) Now I have more than the wife!!
onlytaboosex: royalsiblings: When my brother hired me to clean his house once a week, I didn’t expect this to be part of the job… but I couldn’t be happier that it is. With any luck, I’ll be cleaning his house three or four times a week soon.
If you do not live with your child, see them everyday, or honestly even spend the entire day with them— Keep your mouth shut about being tired or how YOU would run YOUR house in my position and how “easy” it’d be or so help me god I will remove
heads up starting tomorrow (today?) ill be sorta MIA because my family is moving into a new house so i’ll be busy moving shit. the cable wont come to the new house until monday so i wont have internetso if im absent (or only reblog things off and on
dashingicecream: heads up starting tomorrow (today?) ill be sorta MIA because my family is moving into a new house so i’ll be busy moving shit. the cable wont come to the new house until monday so i wont have internetso if im absent (or only reblog
