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toastoat: GO HARD OR GO HOME i cant feel my hand
gierlichmypussy: when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
magic-murder-bag: zoewashburne: jewishkarkat: are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist #like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really
Soooo I go through this like once a month… but im really thinkin about cutting my hair off.. its been 4 years n I love it.. but fuck I miss how good it feels to have my hair short! Need input!! Keep it or cut it?! 😊😝
archiemcphee: Vienna, Austria-based artist Bogi Fabian uses glow-in-the-dark and black light-reactive paints to transform rooms into otherworldly getaways in distant galaxies, jungles, caves or underwater. While some of Fabian’s murals are partially
To post or not post a picture for topless Tuesday? Tough question.
I need a good hardcore blog. Or humiliation blog. Any suggestions?
Should I take sticker/ butt pictures or school girl skirt pictures? Do I even feel like putting on clothes? The struggle is real right now lol
I’m sick of answering questions of what I like or what I’m into so here you go
shanedog09: So I’m watching Harvey Birdman, after work, and I see this girl tied up and having knives thrown at her. iamapaperuniverse, this seems like something that could be fun! I’ll just have to get better at throwing knives, or you’ll just
thedoghouse09:How lucky am I, to have this sexy little thing, fall asleep on my couch. Every god damn day. @iamapaperuniverse (Don’t delete captions or your dick will fly away)
boo-bickells: do you ever get attached to like one line or phrase from a song and it holds so much meaning to you but no one else understands how powerful those few words are to you
*excuse the messy room/bed* Here is a video of my kitten Steve being absolutely adorable<3 *Please don’t delete text or remove source*
So I've got the flu or some shit
Pre surgery selfie. My doctor says the surgery went well with no complications. I can’t have sex for 2 weeks, can’t lift or strain myself for 6 weeks, and I can’t conceive for 3 months. My doctor is so amazing, I love her so much for taking care
I may or may not have a not so small oral fixation… Lollipops, Popsicles, pacifiers, ball gags, fingers, necks, balls, cock… *melts thinking about it* >
1000 followers and no asks or messages!?
Date was boring, no chemistry. Sexual or otherwise. My one-date curse reigns supreme. But look at how beautiful I am
inkblotoftheday: Inkblot of the Day #88 Instructions: Tell me what you see. -Enjoy Midnight on the interstate, lights zooming past, white lines flashing, brilliant in the shine of the headlights. Traveling to some distant somewhere.
Save Me from Myself, I'm a Loaded Gun!
are you or are you not hip to my jive?
Idk if I have the face of an angel or a slayer
drunkdilf: bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
abbylonian-deactivated20220825:a pastry is more than a snack or little treat it is medicinal. it’s a vitamin
Reblog if you'll answer sex related questions, no matter how naughty or revealing.
puc-k: princecharmingtobe: convenientlyrad: accidentally laughing at something that’s really bad or offensive
one-way-path: Does everything I say or do just go to waste?
Understanding depression in a friend or family member
cokeflow: black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not
nic0tine-kisses: Honestly wish I could take cancer or a terminal illness away from someone who actually wanted to live and give it to myself so they wouldn’t have to suffer.
fairhies: If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
ingredior: baelor: i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die “if i die”
The most frustrating thing about living is that you can’t kill yourself, fish to die, or wish to be murdered because it’s so selfish.
gnarly: Are u ever walking behind someone on the street and they keep looking behind at u like ur gonna mug them or something and in ur head ur just thinking “shh shh its ok im not gonna hurt you, im not gonna hurt you.”
Everyone likes options, right? Something that most people don’t realize is that there are even more options that they are presented with every day than the realize. Will I eat my lunch today, or will I wear it on my head? Do I eat this ice cream
songofages: ten-and-donna: bitchjerkcassbuttidjits: How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like “It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold” “WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING
cr333333p: “Are you a man or a woman?” “I’m a villain.” “What gender are you?” “Evil.” “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?” “Doom.”
whatareyoudoingitfor: I dont understand how people call half a square of dark chocolate a “treat” or “splurge” like when i decide to splurge i eat 2 bags of chips, 4 bowls of ice cream, 7 pieces of cake and a newborn child
hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
camaronez: my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.
black–lamb:I constantly battle with “am I actually pretty?” Or “am I actually really ugly and people just haven’t noticed it yet?”
50shadezofcarter: I text back embarrassingly fast or three hours later there is no in between
stability: when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest person ever or a piece of shit there is no in between
kiodi: my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
Read or DIE
moliqua: have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you’re the least important friend in the group and you feel like it wouldn’t make a difference whether you were there or not
sheenra: I keep these guys in the back seat of my car so that when I go to pick up friends or someone I can be like “Ohh sorry, I’ve got no room for you. My children are in the back seats”
What immortal hand or eye
lilgremlingirl: are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
rnackenzie: hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
imawalkingtravestyy: i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
aaronjohnnson: *iPhone storage full* I DIDNT ASK FOR IBOOKS, APPLE WATCH, TIPS, HEALTH, PASSBOOK. OR PODCAST!!!
marquisdegilbert: when u post something emotional or controversial and u don’t want anyone to see so u reblog a whole bunch of pretty pictures
sweetn0thing92: yung-shorty: My playlist either too sexual, too depressing, or too hood Literally
grinned: Sometimes I don’t feel like continuing to live. I don’t want to kill myself, I just want it all to stop or go away. I want to be calm. I want to be happy again.
suicidalghosts: *is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*
bisexualdanhowell: people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person
