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If I wasn’t already drunk on Thursday night, LOL, I would not be doing this butt… this is me in the shower, like it or not. And no, that’s not a guy’s cum on my bum bum - it’s soap. or is out? Lol thanks everyone for all
sexyteencouple: Today we will post lots of gif from our 2017 sex adventures so stay tuned. If you want my private content like snap or dropbox with sexy erotic content just ask me here or on my public snap: Ashsexyteen1
Wanna see me or how I like to fuck or what gets me wet?
For those you don’t know, You see, when some one bites on your nipples, or pinches or otherwise pulls them, the first feeling is: That F%cking HURTS! But then, something curious happens. Ya see, if you just let go right then, only the pain will
If Y/you send me a message and i don’t respond to it, chances are i’m either too busy or i’m not receptive to it. Y/you repeatedly sending more messages doesn’t make more time for me or make me more receptive.The end result, blocked.~sandi
Hi All.i am baCK.. I know its been long, tumblr wont let me post naughty ones.. but i have naughty sets and videos if you wanna have ‘em.. paypal or amazon.. ำ for 8 sets or 5 videos..
Hey you beautiful peopleI’m going to set up a premium Snapchat, it will have a one time fee of ฤ! Everyday I will post a story of me naked, or playing with myself or of me getting fucked or giving head. I will also respond to messages easier and it’ll
Yeah, so, I may not be gorgeous or stunning or anything like that, but I like these a little bit. I took them a couple of weeks ago, but I wasn’t that confident about them. But people who love me tell me I should be. So…I will.
Side by side After vs Before… yeah, I know it’s backwards, but I’m backwards. Get used to it or over it. Lol
I hate when people call me cute or sexy i’d rather handsome or gorgeous
kuzkospoison: Idk why straight boys think being called beautiful and cutie and sexy every sentence during a conversation is nice for us. No. Call me something that commands power. Like Your Majesty. Or Empress. Or Sovereign Ruler of the Free World.
brozoi:9 times out of 10 i sit with my hand/s between my thighs or fucken jammed up in my crotch or something to keep them warm and im always concerned that ill be chilling like that and people around me will notice and make it weird. dont make it weird
shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive
stone-faced-sunset:mamalalonde:yungbiochemist:Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt#if you wanna be my lover #u gotta make it explicitly clear Diagrams are accepted
whiskyandoldspice: do you ever feel like you want to contribute to the fandom but you literally have no original thoughts left for photosets or fic or meta or anything else just nothing
creamakita: luxtempestas: aesthetic: the three headed rat queen from the russian nutcracker movie and her three headed rat son don’t ever talk to me or me or me or my son or my son or my son again
Me and my boys. Ride or die right here.
Me at Ripley's
You should all message me something on anon that you'd be too scared or embarrassed to say off anon.
longhighway: I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:
jaclcfrost: that character’s height or age or other pieces of information about them that aren’t readily available may be useless and not matter in the grand scheme of things but they matter to me and i’m going to think about them a lot and i’m
lancelot-of-the-revolution: okay, English speakers, help me settle an argument: reblog this and tag with the state/country you’re from and whether you say me either or me neither
thathighguy: hotboy-x: tarynel: thagreatvino: seekingotherlands: blvck-gvld:if your male friend stopped fucking with you when he got a girlfriend, he wasn’t your friend, he was trying to fuck. OR his new gf is threatened by your friendship and
willgrahamcrackercrumbs: reasons you should date me: i bake things and they taste good usually i will cuddle you always you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
ME!ME!ME! is more or less addicting
demonskin:Sometimes I just have days where I really, really need to be reassured that people still like or want me or want to be around me and I feel bad because I can’t communicate this need to people but I know they can’t possibly instinctively
Little me that used to live inside me, Please come back!! I really miss you and the fun we used to have. I miss being excited to color or watch cartoons or do little things. It’s been so long, I just need you back. Sincerely, the empty body you
Love me please? Or tell me I’m pretty. Or snuggle me. Whatever works.
gingeyy: So I’ve always wanted glasses because I like me in glasses. But the closest I will get is with my grandma glasses (from our grandma outfits at lineage beer pong) sooo I might get my hair cut down to ~about this length. Prob a few inches
cinnamonandsex: I honestly don’t think I’ll ever find someone who will fall in love with me
GUYS I WAS DOMESTIC AND MADE CROCKPOT BROCCOLI CHEDDAR SOUP AND BISCUITS FOR MY APARTMENT I usually just make myself like eggs or salads or other things so this was fun and new :)
donutcats: me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol friend: [does something questionable or unhealthy] me: Mom Friend Mode™ Activated
busket: me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something me at 2 am:
yagirlnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i
bluebell-fairy: hmm… it sure would suck if someone drew me. ….. tru ly. ….. awful…….i hope no one draws me ………. (reverse psychology) (please draw me)
asskawa: Ushijima reminds me of those people you have to explain jokes to and then don’t even laugh after. Or the kind who ruin jokes by saying something stupid like “what..that’s impossible, chickens don’t cross roads they live on farms”
jaclcfrost: hotels can’t be boring to me they’re just fun even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more
porpentine:i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
ravenclawssaywhat: this-is-horrorwood: hey-how-ya-doing: oomshi: do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely do i like you or do i like that you like me do I like you or do I like the idea of you do i want to be in a relationship or do i just
wordsnquotes: “There’s a trick to the ‘graceful exit.’ It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life stage, or a relationship is over — and let it go. It means leaving what’s over without denying its validity or its past importance
me-sfiggei-to-soutien: urfuckingboss: I either reply in 0.2 seconds or 3-5 business days or never
dynode: “not all men”yeah, you’re right, bill skarsgård would never do this to me
“You can either hit the streets or the sheets, it don’t make me no nevermind. That’s your bag, baby. You can go or you can come, can you dig it?”
tell me your dirtiest fantasies please <333
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
to distract me (and everyone) from the news you should ask me questions or tell me your secrets or ask anything you’ve been too afraid/embarrassed to ask
does anyone else’s jaw dislocate a lil (a lot) after giving someone a blowjob and you feel like you can never close your jaw again and panic?? or just me???
I wish I were taller I don’t mind being small, it’s kind of nice sometimes when taller people hug me and all I feel is their arms, no wind or rain or anything, but I really wish I could look people in the eye without having to stand on my
chubbykanaya: me: draw something else… something ORIGINAL…… or at the very least practice new things like backgrounds or perspective…………….. me, churning out more subpar homestuck fanart: what?
Is it just me wanting/expectating knowledge and experience of how something feel for being willing to do it to a submissive? Or is it a switch thing? …. Or maybe just comon sense?For example, if you like caning, then fucking cane yourself as hard
I know no one cares but I hate feeling like I’m ~catfishing~ by posting posed photos of my body or filtered photos that make me look more attractive than I am. You really don’t need to PM me and tell me how I should be or should do. So yeah,
waterfallfish: Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER
Snapchat me 💕
me: imagines weiss singing the first verse of “For Good” to blakeme: *has an emotion*
I am super bored why wont you add me on kik or on skype?? or you know talk to me here let’s have some fun ok?
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