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pippinofthe-fellowship: night-owl101: So my dad and I are watching LOTR: the return of the kings and dad told me to pause it so he could check on dinner and this happened. I couldn’t stop laughing. youve seen frodo and sam tell me or else I
ohaldir: [Make me choose]ohsofili asked: Legolas or Haldir?
morgothic: “I am not a serving-woman. I can ride and wield blade, and I do not fear either pain or death. But I do fear to stay behind bars, until use and old age accept them, and all chance of doing great deeds is gone beyond recall or desire.”
anslogarrick: lord of the rings: marchwarden of lórien, haldir of the galadhrim. ↳ make me choose: asked by anonymous— lindir or haldir ♡
lotr-shitposts:
whitetigerdemoness:silly-jellyghoty:prismatic-starstuff:arofili:macko-99:mellenabrave:victoria-october:booksbybingo:villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you
ainitsuite-agape:Otayuri week - Day 7 (Feb 26):Fantasy (fairytale, hero/fairy, soulmates, destiny, royalty, etc)I did really wanted to draw hero and fairy or LOTR AU, but then I remembered this idea I had a while ago and…well, I think the parallel works!
LOTR 30 day challenge: day 4 scenes that make you laugh → the return of the king.Lord Denethor is Boromir’s father. To give him news of his beloved son’s death would be most unwise. And do not mention Frodo or the Ring. And say nothing of Aragorn
sophiamcdougall: poorquentyn: It puzzles me when people cite LOTR as the standard of “simple” or “predictable” or “black and white” fantasy. Because in my copy, the hero fails. Frodo chooses the Ring, and it’s only Gollum’s own desperation
feytouched:feytouched:the lack of compassion that a good portion of lotr fans show for frodo (“why can’t he fight or do simple tasks” “why is he so weak” “why does he always need help / to be rescued”) mirrors
lady-war-of-the-ring-stars: I don’t play much, but when I do it’s LOTR or Star Wars. “Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?” - Gimli, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
thewitchqueen: Bad bitch. 1 of the few elves I like. In that series or anywhere.
ladyclairebear360: He actually would though. All of Delta would. FACT. Fuck the eagle theories, they should have just sent the COG. I agree with this SO MUCH. That way, all would’ve been over in 2 hours or less, instead of 24799084322 hours of
absynthe–minded:absynthe–minded:okay guys who wants me to drag George R.R. Martin alright soa big thing in GRRM’s works is the idea that being a good person does not equal being a good leader. the good man is not necessarily a wise king, or a competent
glumshoe:glumshoe:glumshoe:glumshoe:do Ents reproduce by sexual intercourse or by pollination But if they reproduce through pollination how can they be sure they no longer reproduce? Maybe they’re anemophilous and are wind-pollinated and if they stand
latenightseth: Jessica Jones’ David Tennant loved Doctor Who and comics as a kid, so now he’s living the dream.
jackironsides: cosmicrhetoric: oh fuck internalized too much lotr as a kid, actually believe there’s good in the world or some kinda shit oh fuck internalised too much discworld as a kid, actually believe there’s good in people and that i have a
areyoutryingtodeduceme: nimporteouvousallez: Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd. or someone has the weirdest ass ever
harukami:soosdraws:friends and i were thinking about a lotr modern au(?) or urban fantasy where they fight orcs and then get mcd’s afterwards Aragorn: We have food at home.
eowyns:There was no in-between for her. It was either all or nothing. She wanted everything but settled for nothing. (x)
selflubricatinganus: Never date anyone who can’t sit through a marathon of the LOTR extended editions u don’t need that kind of weakness in ur life So long as it’s not the notebook or anything on par with that, we’re good
farfrompaid: I’ve never seen a single star wars movie
mjwatson: in the tags, put which universe you’d rather live in: the harry potter universe, the marvel universe, the DC universe, the star wars universe, the avatar universe, the LOTR universe, or other. You can probably guess mine based on my URL :D
feuervogel: sophiamcdougall: poorquentyn: It puzzles me when people cite LOTR as the standard of “simple” or “predictable” or “black and white” fantasy. Because in my copy, the hero fails. Frodo chooses the Ring, and it’s only Gollum’s
ohevenstar: lotr/hobbit meme: day 7 - favorite weapon: sting “Somehow the killing of the giant spider, all alone by himself in the dark without the help of the wizard or the dwarves or of anyone else, made a great difference to Mr. Baggins.
elvenking: make me choose └ phan-fanatic-lover asked : Lord Elrond in the LotR or and in the Hobbit
mjwatson: in the tags, put which universe you’d rather live in: the harry potter universe, the marvel universe, the DC universe, the star wars universe, the avatar universe, the LOTR universe, or other.
emilysidhe: poorquentyn: It puzzles me when people cite LOTR as the standard of “simple” or “predictable” or “black and white” fantasy. Because in my copy, the hero fails. Frodo chooses the Ring, and it’s only Gollum’s own desperation
lamala: Nazgul
glorfindels-deactivated20180408: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will.
mydarlingangelgabriel: hannibalsmaincourse: frosty-butt: mhyin: Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies (◡‿◡✿) and then LOTR right after (ʘ‿ʘ✿) extended editions because go hard or go home.
missmapledear: yeah but do you like them in a lotr marathon way or a lotr marathon extended edition way
l-o-t-r: 30 Day LOTR Challenge - Day 30 Favorite line or scene from the trilogy Et Earello Endorenna utulien Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn’ Anbar-metta Out of the Great sea, to Middle-earth I am come In this place I will abide, and my heirs,
mishacolins: LOTR 30 Day Challenge: Day 27) Isengard or Mordor
thorinoakeshield: lotr meme: [2/6 races] → wizards When the first shadow had fallen on Greenwood the Great, the Istari or Wizards appeared in Middle Earth. It was afterwards said that they came out of the Far West and were messengers sent to
burningangel: Some nice POV action with Nicole Malice and Mr. Pete! And we haven’t confirmed, but her butthole tattoo may or may not be a LOTR tattoo that is the inscription on the ring - One Ring To Rule Them All. We’re into it.
soosdraws:friends and i were thinking about a lotr modern au(?) or urban fantasy where they fight orcs and then get mcd’s afterwards
tomatodragon:Does everyone cry over the Shire theme in LOTR or is that just me?
alwaysri8: gaybrielandasstiel: thespooklock: thespooklock: so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss,
soosdraws: friends and i were thinking about a lotr modern au(?) or urban fantasy where they fight orcs and then get mcd’s afterwards
soosdraws: soosdraws: friends and i were thinking about a lotr modern au(?) or urban fantasy where they fight orcs and then get mcd’s afterwards hesitated posting this bc this is CRUDE but I’m just manifesting this au