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lifeinpoetry: How could we not be a song? I humthis man in my bed all night, my mouth a loose choir& his body a gospel & I don’t mean like a songI mean gospel like a religion or like a testimonyetched in gold. How could we be only a song? —
rapunzelie: chocolatemermaidya: rapunzelie: do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
stayuglystayangry: Like, maybe the reason that so many tomboys “grow out of it” is because of the concentrated efforts of those around them, parents and peers and teachers and bosses, to “correct” their behavior and align the belief that being
vodkacupcakes: k-isstheboys: thatgirlwithbigeyes: singtomekthanks: apparently girls don’t like wearing bras. who knew. Or pants. We like to be naked This is true
digivolvin: u know i’ve expressed my love for fake married/fake dating many, many times but like. is anything better. is anything better on this earth. does any trope or genre truly care for us quite like this one. let us reflect on a few of the gifts
vampireapologist: if you could smell like anything by default at all times what would you smell like tell me in the tags I wanna smell like almond butter, honey, and damp moss
chessys: no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love
pizoxuat: I don’t like it when people say that an author doesn’t understand their own characters. No, you didn’t like their writing. Maybe because they made choices you didn’t foresee or like, maybe they were writing about stuff they didn’t
mcmaishwrites: sswincestiel: gambling-withdesire: superbooked: i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people
recursorsprite: You know… I wonder if time passes by slower in Rose’s room or something. I mean, Steven looked like he was in there for quite a while, but when he flew out the door, it looked like the other Gems had only been outside for a few seconds
fallalbomb: do you ever read headcanons or fanfiction and you’re like “this is really cute but also very out of character”
I wonder if the Gems always had the ability communicate verbally or if it was something they developed over time. I kinda picture it like one minute they couldn’t talk and the next the could, just like that. If that’s the case I can’t
chakuufoxdragon: So expanding on the ‘gems might be computer programs or something’ theory that came up because Amethyst glitched like a computer when her gem was cracked. What is their deal with credit? Garnet was like ‘it was my idea to get the
I like Lux Aeterna because it sounds like the music to some kind of epic climatic battle scene for a hard fantasy or sci-fi movie but its actually the main theme to a bleak psychological drama about drug addiction
when I was in middle/high school sometimes people would randomly try to befriend me, like if I was alone or something, and be really overbearing and fake and just…off. And its not like I wasn’t receptive of friendship, I’m just not a social
Figured I’d put these together, ‘cause I think this effect is pretty neat. I wonder if this is, like, a Pearl/Peridot thing or if any Gem could interface like this.
I feel like some folks either forget or selective ignore the resolution to the episode “We Need to Talk”. Like, a couple weeks back when folks were on that “Rose is pure evil” kick, a lot of people latched on to her condescending attitude in “We
though honestly it probably just comes down to the fact that I love Pearl so I tend to like almost everything that involves her, rather than there being any deep or complex reason most of the time
“Oh, I was looking at your blog the other day…”You mean, ‘the other day’ as in the day I was having serious intellectual discussions about episode themes and whatnot?or ‘the other day’ as in the day I was talking about how I have a
Tumblr mobile recommended me a post from my own blog. Like, from this blog, not a side blog or anything. I didn’t even know that could happen…
the most baffling thing to me is when I make a very simple observational post like “this thing was really cute” and then someone responds with, like, extreme seething rage. Where do people get the energy to be so needlessly bitter about the most
you ever like a song cover or a remake of something but the common consensus is that its way inferior to the original product/some previous version and you’re like “yea, that’s probably true” and then you go listen/watch the popular older version
I’ve been thinking of doing another daily draw project (especially since I haven’t really drawn in ages and that makes me sad) but instead of theming it after something specific (like I did with Viva Pinata) or too open ended (like I tried
imo, Janelle Monae’s “What is Love” (here) is like a perfect Ruby/Sapphire song. Like, Ruby to Sapphire, Sapphire to Ruby, or like a duet, it’s just great
oh also also I learned just now that Natalie Morales uses they (and she) pronouns and it’s like… I don’t, like, require validation for my identity or anything (I largely never care what anyone else is doing lol) BUT I do get a little
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
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shubbabang: What if trolls had like a way to show people that they were getting angry like how a cat swishes its tail when it’s getting mad or like a rattle snake does the tail thing
starstarfairy: iamsofreakingfetch: And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative. his eyes glowed like blue eyes blue eyes white dragon
spudsexuall: It’s so fucking weird how we can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven
jordan-reet: Well she’ll eventually move in with me one day, so I want her to like it too One day? You mean like after marriage type of thing? Or like before that?
Ok so I don’t usually post any music videos or anything like that but I’ve been obsessed with this record since its release more than 6 months ago now and today I’ve been listening to it on repeat for like 5 hours already.There are a lot of things
samuelvasnormandy: killbenedictcumberbatch: killbenedictcumberbatch: i feel like yall focus WAY too much on men’s rights to wear dresses and not enough on like, trans women’s right to wear dresses or like, exist at all some of yall don’t listen
It’s my birthday and I have a cold.TT_TT That’s just beautiful. And to top or off, I lost my Bose headphones and I don’t want to spend 贘 for a new pair. What a time to be alive.
i had this dream where nintendo had an event and they were giving out random event pokemon. like, you’d just go onto mystery gift and after you receive a wonder card and talk to the lady, you just get some event pokemon like meloetta or mew.
ceebun: sousuke be looking like the guy who wants to murder you with his glare but lets be real he’s the guy that when rin goes up to him and goes ” what u thinkin bout grumpy ?” he’d be like ” do you think dogs think in barks or do they think
okay but like out the words aoba and flexible into a sentence and nine times out of ten i’ll start crying.
danisnotorfire:danisnotorfire: NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING
sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH
kitsunezakuro:based off this post also some of ya’ll need to chill, Otabek turned 18 in october and Yuri will be 16 in 3-4 months, the age gap is like 2 years and 4 months or something dumb like that kill me i will go down with this ship
rubbergimp: rubberjeans: Troy doesn’t like this picture. But for everyone who copies it or likes it I will add another day to his chastity confinement if he gets 100 likes and reposts we will stop and get him a PA to make his lock up more secure !
kingjaffejoffer: strivingking22:kingjaffejoffer:Shark Tank is my favorite show that I rarely ever mention or talk aboutI like to hope everyone gets a deal lol but I always laugh when people who value their company at like 3 million dollars but have
casfallsinlove: “Everything? Like, uh… like ignoring us? Or like bolting off with the angel tablet then losing it, ‘cause you didn’t trust me? You didn’t trust me.”
buttsofjustice: merrilly: children are humans. babies are humans and if you talk about them like theyre just horrific little demonic shit machines then i do not like you #you can not want kids or want to be around kids without fucking talking about
i-am-avatar-korra: Just so you know you can be a fan of just Avatar: The Last Airbender. Being a fan of it does not require you to like Korra, or watch Korra. They are separate shows written by the same people. If you don’t like Korra, people
z0mbiraptor: I had a dream that my friends and I were sharing ideas of how we thought our favorite starters would look like. I was drawing them and they all liked it. I had to draw them and make it look exactly like in my dream. Anyway, this is how I
mangoestho: like, i can’t tell u how many times i’ve seen the girls hanging out in the street and some of them are talking crazy to each other and like a police car might drive by slowly or like they’ll be popping off not even fighting and you’ll
EMMA: She’s been like… I think of her like a sister or like someone that I… I don’t know, she feels so real to me. When people ask what I’ll miss most, of course I will miss the people, but I will actually just miss being her. Getting to come
feministsexworker: wyldwoodfaye: ithotyouknew: I put on my Tinder profile that I hate sports, I don’t drink beer and I’m 150% feminine all day all the time and so many guys are like…offended? One guy was like “what if the guy you like loves
ogcarl: hooked-on-hookah: do you ever leave your phone for like an hour and expect to come back to like 60 texts but you get none because yeah same Dropping a selfie and coming back to no reblogs or likes
pornazi:i wonder if they’d feel squishy like jello or like rubbery like latex dildos. http://pornazi.tumblr.com
quizzical-paradox:what the fuck. hey why are yall classifying WTNV as “ancient problematic media” because people liked it in 2013. am i not FUCKING allowed to like things if they’re not from 2018 or later. i refuse to forget about it
theconcealedweapon:If you give ฤ to a homeless person, people will act like that’s a lot of money. They’ll act like you’re stupid. They’ll tell you that you should be worried about what the homeless person will spend it on, like
sixpenceee:You know if i was a teacher and a student of mine was doing poorly, I wouldn’t call them out like “why haven’t you been doing hw, are you stupid or something”. I’d be like is everything ok and are you alright ? Because teenagers
punkderek: #i wonder if stiles ever refers to his dad as ‘the sheriff’ #like scott texts him and says ‘halo marathon tonight?’ and stiles is like #’can’t - the sheriff is on my tail’ #or like if he’s grounded he talks about how he fought
nachobragers: how do some of you assholes have like 20000 followers!! your blogs suck all you do is post shitty photos and pictures of satanic shit or like, a photo of a piece of paper that says, “i’m sorry for hurting so much” like god you’re
whitegirlsaintshit: wolf-cub: ASS FOR DAYS idk about days… maybe like thirty minutes? or like, the twenty minutes it take for you to head out to sonic and get you a chili dog and come back and take back over? but i feel like she’d run out of ass
baberellafox: like it’s easy to tell if someone is uncomfortable being around you…they shift their body away, make no eye contact, or maybe they just stop talking but men on the street don’t care, they act like vultures 💀
revenez: alyssaanaconda: vichious: longen: sonnengekuesst: how comes i didn’t have this on my blog already this is what it feels like to have a depression i mean it literally feels like a monster in your body that needs to get out, one way or
marcitlali:a very mexican thing is to go out in the summer when the sun is going down and wetting the area surrounding your house with the water hose and usually mexicans have plants like huele de noche or like other fragrant shit so like the scent of
