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“Okay so I’m on an SSRI which are notorious for killing any desires about sex or making it difficult to enjoy sex. For me, I still have a high sex drive (sometimes a very inconvenient one) but really struggle to orgasm. I’ll build up and build
“Don’t mess with me or i kill you with just my little finger !”
“oK little one… You can cum on my massive ass if you want… But don’t touch me or I will crush your house, your car and then I’ll kill you !”
spankmehardbarry: whoa, do u mean to tell me that most gay couples won’t show affection in public out of fear of what the public might think and DO, and how they might get assaulted or even killed bc they decided to hold their partners hand? what a
yabadabadoodre: elina-rose: you don’t understand how sad this is. each adult is a cross, and each child has been crucified by said cross. the priest (i assume he’s a priest, correct me if i’m wrong) killed the little boy in one way or another,
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Sometimes, in the dead of night, I sort-of-kind-of wished that they hadn’t killed Mark Campbell. He grew on me so quickly for some reason, whether it was the way he was quiet while everyone else badmouthed Dean, or just the
tacolol: GIVE ME THIS NOW OR ILL KILL U
I took that photo. Don’t claim as your. Or I’ll kill ya (kidding), dont mess with me D:
Not sure if it was my lowish battery or my stunning lack of signal.But siri is looking out for me.But personally im done with her. Such a joy kill
mhd-hbd: iamamaiden: last-snowfall: amroyounes: Believe it or not, the present is not as gloomy as you think Please memorize the second one. This is so important to me Smallpox has killed approx. 500 million people, and the last documented diagnosi
i want to kill all the girls once loved or touched my boyfriend around me
If she were my mechanic she’d be seeing me on a weekly basis. I’m burning up my clutch, driving with my emergency brake down or even killing my CV joints just so she can fix it.
ahoneymoss: “PULL OVER, PULL OVER QUICK!” Jen screamed suddenly almost giving me a heart attack. I struggled to not jerk the steering wheel in reaction, or anything else that would get us killed on the highway at almost eighty miles an hour.
so i wanted to draw a cute little draft horse pony and i did but i don’t need any more OC’s to kill and i’m pretty sure someone’s gonna call OC protective services on me so this is Edelstein (or she can be named whatever you want
stable86: I just realized that I forgot to eat todayDidn’t even eat breakfast So let me correct myself Don’t play Dark Souls, or you’ll literally kill yourself By the end of the week you’ll look like you’ve gone hollow.
awakeningavalon: somethingaboutdelia: bearsandjellyfish: Written from a trans woman’s perspective. Can apply to trans men and non-binary trans people too. If any information is incorrect, please let me know. 1. Kill us, directly (homicide) or indirectl
ask-crazystar: cappycodeart: Someone tell me who (or what) killed Steven Universe Akward brown hair boy club!
When I get nervous I act tough. I probably always knew this in the back of my mind but I’ve never actually articulated it. In public, especially when I’m alone, I’m nervous so I walk around like I’ve killed a man or two. What really made me
cockatielcutie: @robotmoxie got to talking over on twitter and absolutely killed it with this thread Yeah it really annoys me whenever anyone takes the piss outta trigger warnings :P like it doesn’t take much effort or time to write “tw; ____”
prospit-laughssassin: butt-of-glory: korkrunchcereal: princesparklypants: thebiggestplottwist: mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh: What hoard would you have? If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. Would it kill
Is it me, or does the Tumblr app kill your battery?
galacticgrio: postracialcomments: killamobetta: radicalbehavior: Tell me about a time where a white child was killed and black people made a hashtag mocking their death, a Halloween costume mocking their death, or a celebration of their death in any
thfuch: 5sosmichael: goldcole: when-u-find-me: psychotic-torture: I’ve never seen something so sickening and disgusting in my entire life. Beliebers need to chill the fuck out✋ He could’ve killed someones family, or even your family. Drinking
sex-lies-and-bowties: Normally I absolutely loathe leg days but I’ve been making the most of them and killing these poor thundah thighs. Call me an attention whore or whatever but I’m really happy with my progress. :)
memorableusername: bewbin: joshpeck: viruses are so fucked up like they aren’t even alive their sole purpose is to kill you like who do those microscopic pieces of shit think they are I know they make me sick did you just “Alive” or
dorkly: Morning, Chief! Don’t talk to or try to kill Master Chief until he’s had his coffee. This reminds me of that dumb McDonald’s commercial with the douchebag going around “not until I had my coffee” Bitch, fuck you AND your
folkman86: feaqu: killing people with mercy is more powerful and addictive than any sort of drug, absolutely nothing gives me the same power trip as looking soldier 76 into his cold, lifeless visor as i shred through him with my pew-pew gun or solo the
distortedsfm: Just another futa Liz trioGFYCAT <-Finally i got the lights to look good (kinda), atleast i don’t want to kill myself.Feel free to think that corset Liz is futa or non-futa, use your imagination! Support me on Patreon if you want
colonelyobo: Criminal that I didn’t give Imp or Devil Mercy some attention yet Gfycat / WebM / MP4 Yeeaaaahhh, sorry about the quality on this, I’m being f**ked around by Adobe who decided to kill my PS and make me use a shitty feature stripped version
nentindo: prikle: KILL ALL BRONIES please tell me make-a-wish and/or hasbro can sue
in a world without tidal or spotify I’d have to use pandora like a fucking plebe and then i’d kill myself because i’m a fucking plebe. over here listening to goldbond ads before you play the song. fuck you. fight me.
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suspucious: i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling
ssahotch: Make Me Choose:arathesane asked:Elle Greenaway or Alex Blake.Elle: That night at Lee’s, if I had to do it all over again, I wouldn’t change a thing. Hotch: Even though you killed someone.Elle: I guess that’s it then.
sex-in-the-family: txt: bro i dont have any money to pay you back with, so i was thinking you come and fuck me instead of the money? dont tell mom or dad though, they would kill us if they find out!! x
bombayginbabe: Because I’m crazy, baby I need you to come here and save me 👄 🎀 Don’t remove the caption or my daddy will kill you 🎀
scumplanet: goldcole: when-u-find-me: psychotic-torture: I’ve never seen something so sickening and disgusting in my entire life. Beliebers need to chill the fuck out✋ He could’ve killed someones family, or even your family. Drinking and driving
Just woke up from a nasty dream. (graphic violent content including death/murder) Some sort of portal or wormhole got opened up and these ghosts came out of it and were flying around terrorizing and killing people.one of them attacked me with a knife
bisexuallibrarian: ink-blob: ice-ridden: vanehwasreal: my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or
Im a prison guard, but locked behind bars. Trapped, patiently waiting for someone to set me free. Take my limbs or perhaps venture out for a killing spree. Im merely just a human but my spirit is supernatural.
nosdrinker: shelbylinnea: nosdrinker: next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier Or you could take a chance on someone you thought was totally out of your league and end up with the best relationship you’ve ever had.
goldcole: when-u-find-me: psychotic-torture: I’ve never seen something so sickening and disgusting in my entire life. Beliebers need to chill the fuck out✋ He could’ve killed someones family, or even your family. Drinking and driving is never
mhd-hbd: iamamaiden: last-snowfall: amroyounes: Believe it or not, the present is not as gloomy as you think Please memorize the second one. This is so important to me Smallpox has killed approx. 500 million people, and the last documented diagnosis
suspucious:i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling the
goingmads: if you call me ‘creepy,’ ‘psycho,’ or ‘mentally insane’ because i’m fascinated by serial killers just know that this fascination has provided me with hundreds of ways to kill people and get away with it
jessicaspanties: Killing it In The Shower 2Hey wolvesssss it’s Monday. It’s been raining all day, how appropriate because I’m all wet in this photoset 💦💦 How many of you fantasize about taking a shower with me or just peeping at me when I’m
verylittlebird: “give me all the seed you have!” the bird might say to a shopkeeper. haha. “give me all the seed! or i’ll kill you!” hahaha. the bird.
velocirooster: Maybe it’s just me but is Jake Evans the real life Andrew Detmer Or is that just me. I mean they both were pretty average and by the sound of it pretty calm. They both, it seems, suddenly had a breakdown and killed people.
sorry-no-more-no-less: People ask me all the time, “How many people have you killed?” My standard response is, “Does the answer make me less, or more, of a man?” - Chris Kyle
morphine-and-cigarettes: When I kill myself if anyone who fucked me over shows up at my funeral or cries and claims they cared about me I swear I’ll come back and flick a chair at them
id rather u steal from me then lie to me… I can replace things I cant replace the stolen reality that I made my decisions on or the time wasted and love given based on lies… the truth hurts but lies can kill you…
scissorhandsnight: The girl from The Ring has always freaked me out when I was younger and she still freaks me out, like I have to either close my eyes or skip the part when they show her face when she’s about to kill that one guy. I find her more
Switch me: *having sexual desires or thoughts*Also me: Just shut up. Both of you know I need to kill myself first.
proseandcons:i would literally kill to walk around in a museum or a library right now. don’t even talk to me about coffee shops unless you want me to cry. god I miss being out and about
