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“Was this your plan? To get me so drunk and horny that I would flash you? Well it worked. And now I want more. So whether or not it was your plan, tonight’s the night you fuck your big sister.”
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.~George Burns 8===D——{ Wetiquette
bedroomdaydreams: Daddy loved to treat his little girl as best as he could. He let me do so many things that mommy either wouldn’t let me do or just was unsure of. He let me be a little rebel. One night after mommy went to sleep daddy came to my room
whiteboy4bbconlygirls: emmalovesbbc: get me drunk or high & then use me as you wish :) A fine black dicking. Love her hipster haircut too.
whiteboy4bbconlygirls: emmalovesbbc: get me drunk or high & then use me as you wish :)
If we date you're gonna have to get used to me always wanting to touch you
Right I’m about to tackle the messenger but I’m drunk. If my response is non existent, angry or grumpy now you know why. Don’t send stupid shit and I’ll be pleasant. Honestly I love receiving messages but the nice messages get buried under a pile
kwikemart: “hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-” me:
bulbrat: I want to get drunk or high or die
kimslutstuff7: sometimes I get so drunk at parties,when I wake up my cunt and ass is full of cum,the sheets are soaked. I don’t know who or how many guys could have gotten me pregnant,had to be at least 15 loads, awesome!!
mormonstrous: theshrikeabyssal: squiddly—diddly: Now that gay marriage is legal in Nevada does that mean drunk straight dudes in Las Vegas can accidentally get married. #’accidentally’#’suppose we have to spend the rest of our lives together
the-bearded-professor: GameDay Pin-Up Whether you had a horse in the race, was just in it for the commercials and/or Queen B, or (like me) used today as an excuse to get day-time drunk and eat seven layer bean dip guilt free, I hope everyone had a great
missy256: brunettesdoitbetterfl: Always works Agreed. I have told my husband that there 3 ways to get me not to be mad anymore. 3) Get me high or drunk. 2) Do ANYTHING sexual. 1) Make me laught. It’s literally impossible to be mad during any of
bombpussay:Going to get really drunk at the club this weekend. Maybe my night will end with my boyfriends thick cock in my pussy, fucking me like a hooker while i wrap my lips around a strangers dick…Or maybe i will make him watch first!
riddickthecub: notlostonanadventure: lanadelcuntflap: softboy4softboy: are you a wine & cheese gay, a beer & wings gay, or a coffee & cake gay? Beer & wings over the other two any day I’m a fucking feed me and get me drunk gay
dolphininthetree:Baby my ex used to get me drunk then share me with his friends. Every nasty thing you can imagine (or can’t imagine) I’ve already done with them. 😳Do you hate ‘used goods’ like me? 🥲Or do you want me to show you some of
i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while
this whiskey and ginger ale is strong as fuck, so i think i’m gonna play the sims or craft. haven’t decided yet. ~wild monday night~
Tumblr just makes me wanna fuck, get drunk, or get high. Now if I could find a sexy woman to do that with that would be great. 😳😳😳
I’m so used to being busy all weekend every weekend that I’m bored out of my mind because I’m home alone at 9:30 on a Saturday
theblindvisionary: purple-daisy-ducks: theblindvisionary: Those drunk 4am texts. More like art than words really. I don’t know what it is about this message that gets me. I don’t know if it’s my self doubt endeavoring to be absolved or my urge
sft425: kwikemart: “hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”me: @anaisalicious
why doesn’t anyone flirt with me in public or send me cute notes or ask for my number? all I get is cars following me home asking me to get in or drunk guys touching my thigh
0ndo: cummbunny: why doesn’t anyone flirt with me in public or send me cute notes or ask for my number? all I get is cars following me home asking me to get in or drunk guys touching my thigh -flirts with u in public- you are actually a babe, eep
I feel pretty sicky but I have a mini little party in an hour or so and I’m pretty sure I’m gonna get drunk and change into a onesie because that’s what I do at parties
redwolfrowen: Get me drunk and or drug me, then tie me up and use me like the worthless slutty peice of meat I am😍
retrograderot: Knife play/cnc tw Get me drunk and sleepy and clumsy and slow and then fuck the life out of me and laugh at how useless I am. Take a knife to the inside of my hips or the sides of my thighs between my shoulder blades and make me thank you.
asexlovingwifesblog: familyfun222: Breeding his sister When i was a teen this was something boys and men learned fast. Get me drunk and i become very easy to fuck since i didnt resist anything or anyone at all to fuck me.
so…ive discovered alcohol is Nasty and trying multiple sips and shots of different things did not make it better and now i probably wont drink ever again lmaO
