or a like
NSFW Tumblr
find or a like on porn pin board
or a like clips
idk why people like pa/trex/es are still on this fucking site, their entire blog is against the ToS and they really should be in prison lmao
Shoutout to all the women who like their men a little chubby/chunky.
dirtyknbconfessions: “I really like the idea of Aomine being the dominant seme over Kagami and that they would have gorgeous rough sex“ - Anonymous submitter [Image Source]
hexxghoull-deactivated20210822:Jinkies or something
bitchyblue: So my friends have a little boy, he’s like 2.5 and they’re already teaching him about consent. He has this friend at daycare, a little girl, and the other day he wanted to hug her goodbye but she didn’t want him to, and his dad said “No,
REMEMBER LADIES. NUDES ARE LIKE FLOWERS, BUT FOR MEN.
like a handgrenade
lustfuldemoness: E3, or: How Much Of This Shit Can We Take Before Nintendo Reminds Us That Gaming Is Not Cold Dead and Hopeless Nintendo: MORE MARIO PARTY
dadhowto: If you know how to play Weiqi / Igo / Baduk already, or are interested in it, your kid can be a good player with you. I started teaching Kid the very small basics at age 3, mostly the capture game, first capture wins. He’s 6 years old as
Or, you can link your mind with the energy of all existing matter, channeling the collective power of the universe through your gem… At least, that’s my way of doin’ it
jesuschristvevo: what grades determine: whether you will be on the honor roll or not what colleges will want to accept you how angry your parents will be at you what grades DO NOT determine: your creativity your emotional capabilities whether youre a
multipack: do u think slugs have any ambitions in life or do they just go with the flow
whorenament: I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative
riddlemetom: when blogs have the full correctly spelled name of a person or character as the url
snarg: jesus died for your sins so make sure to sin hard everyday or else he died for nothing
mexicancondom: am i mr. krabs or am i squidward
average-bear: follow your dreams unless theyre dreams about killing people or something and then maybe tone it down a little
flamingstar8: dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite they never make any good movies mmmhmm all their movies suck no emotional centerpiece at all nope or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes and they have no aesthetic appeal
danadelions: ja ja ja ja jaa spanish person laughing or a german person during sex???you decide
rnerrychristmas: someone needs to give me attention every five minutes or i die
lnnea: i want to be hot but i don’t want to work out or eat healthy
msjewbooty: when you’re singing really loud while nobody’s around and you’re doin pretty well and then all of a sudden your voice cracks or you hit a note way off key and you just embarrass yourself that’s literally the worst because you’re
texasdreamer01: headlessknight: atemthemightybull: kaibas-pants: I don’t know whether to put “Well look at all the fucks I give!” or “I ain’t even mad bro.” as a caption on this one. It’s a good reaction image for either sentiment.
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: that’s not the air conditioner kicking in when you’re changing clothes or getting out of the shower
mamakarkat: karkatstuck: a warriors rpg website run by mostly 12-16 year old weebs understands gender more than any adult or official matter that’s so disappointing oh my god
thegamingmuse: i could be a mature adult i could keep these dolls in their boxes and keep them on a shelf. … or… OH GOD URSULA’S TAKEN OVER GONDOR WITH THE POWER OF THE DEATHLY HALLOWS ONLY THE JEDI WARRIORS TIANA AND RAPUNZEL CAN SAVE THE DAY
thesickestjokes: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
mellarkish: Do you ever have that feeling when you’re really happy then you remember you have something important or stressful going on and you just
gayleaf: the internet has taught me that people can be wonderful and incredible and surprising and brilliant!!! and there is no limit to the size or the obscurity of stuff people will stick up their butthole
long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge: I just want to crawl into bed and sleep for a year or 9
sadness-or-euphoria: Doctor, this is why I love you. Right here. Vincent van Gogh was a man who is somewhat famous for his mental instability. He later ended his own life. For the Doctor to go and show him that his art mattered, and that his existence
ravenmgee: ibelieveinjimmoriarty: shadows-are-my-sunshine: every morning I walk into school and can’t decide if I want to commit suicide or homicide Does that mean homicide’s OK, then?
blua: applebright: seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head
claudiaboleyn:andromedoid: The worst part about mental illness is that doubt that you have it. Like yeah I have a professional diagnosis and I get panic attacks and anxiety attacks for no reason and yeah I sometimes can’t even function enough to get
therealonealsgifs:most accepting dad on tv Why does the kid in the front seat look like Slappy the Dummy?
halorvic: … huh. Why do they look like the Tenth Doctor and John Watson?
someone pls draw oikawa with a black eye, wiping his bloody nose w/ the back of his hand and smirking lookin like he’s about to destroy ur anus pls i’m dying wait no i am dED
Or, more like, we never stopped sucking
I hate feeling like I’m too much to handle :/
amouranthe:excuse me, i would like to be gropped by a pretty girl please.
Can I get a girlfriend that lives like right next door.
mydogsnokes: i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
punkbread: i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’
221b-bag-end: sweet-deer: aunteeblazer: groudon: i like this but i don’t fully understand it… whoa you don’t understand how sad this is. each adult is a cross, and each child has been crucified by said cross. the priest (i assume he’s
gierlichmypussy: when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
quasi-normalcy: kerryrenaissance: silverbellsolicitor: It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as
abigfatbug: me as a little kid: how come every time a show has an episode with weight gain or stuffing it always ends up one of my favorite episodes???me now: because im absolute chub kink trASH thats why
I have no idea what she’s saying or what’s even going on in 7/11 but all I know is it’s a fucking jam and I’m even more in love with Beyoncé than I was before.
resiliencewithin:You’re tired. Burnt out. Exhausted. Stressed. This lowers your capacity for emotional regulation. You’ll cry more easily. Get dragged into low moods more easily. Simple little things where you’re like ‘dang, that shouldn’t hit
Or death and all his friends
catholicnun: when everyone follows each other so you see the same post like 10 times in a row
I always see questions on here of “do you spit or swallow” and Jaime and I were talking about this the other day so it got me more curious. Do people really spit cum out? I cannot even imagine doing that to someone. I would feel as if that
I feel like everyone is having an existential crisis tonight.
tomatomagica:you fucks better start using colored text everywhere like you’re a school girl who just got a pack of glitter pens for her 12th birthday
Or something like that
asian: stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back
I like when guys stare at me sometimes especially if they’re people who arent supposed to be staring
my little side is crying, I’m at the Disney store and I just want everything like dresses and stuffed animals and toys and to play with it all someone please buy me these things
hello me and darfin are gonna play a game like the newlywed game, send questions and we will guess the other persons answer!!! probably gonna film it :)))