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optimus-primette: polymorphisis: Testing out the new snorkel! I just figured out what a jeep snorkel is and I have never wanted one more than I do now.
Bitch, I'm art
Old days were better days
Marvelous Transformers
Optimus Magna
optimus-primette: This is Sparta
evilhasnever: for thiiiiis prompt: imagineyuorotp: imagine your otp punching each other right in the face #AND THEN THEY FUCK I did a thing and I’m embarrassed
As much as I’m dreading this movie, these do look cool.
I got me some underwe–I mean, some comfortable pajama pants! Or indoor shorts! Wooo!
Saw this guy at Target. He looks like a bunny…! Bunnimus Prime!
oobii: krakaen: this post by oobii really cracked me up and i figured i could do some doodles for it so here we are I’M SCREAMING OH MY GOD IT’S PERFECT I LOVE YOU
last-flight-of-fancy: It was raining, Ratchet. And late. No one was going to pick them up, I swear.
Optimus seems pleased with the color of the bath salt I’m using :3
pillessar: shower
gyozyou: 司令官達in渋谷 ビーは先行して先にいっちゃったのでいません!
itiharasan: 落書きφ三φ(・ω・*)
gyozyou: 衝撃的司令官
bumbleshark: that one fictional character you ship with six other characters
mostlycatsmostly: Néa & Lou. (via Antonia W)
templarsalad: “I’m the goddamn Prime.”
kkingkk: I’m sorry
ChuChu
heyitspj: The stuffed animal closest to you is now your companion in battle. Tag with the results.
optimus-prime: juiceejayyy: Tired pose I know bt I wanted to show off my new panties, I think they’re cute. 😊🙌🙌 #SquatsReallyDoWork #TeamAllNatural #NoFuckery HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD I WOULD KILL FOR THIS ASS
optimus-prime: centzo: my dude This will always be funny
optimus-prime: this is amazing
optimus-prime: rave-barbie: This is terrifying Childhood
optimus-primette: If this ain’t the cutest shit ever get out
optimus-primette: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAOMFGHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
optimus-primette: That frog ONFG hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahha
optimus-primette: DID THAT SNAKE JUST YAWN IS THAT SNAKE READY FOR A NAP DAWG
:OPTIMUS-PRIME @YeppeiC Follow Blaqhomme
optimus-strut: want
optimus-strut: forever alone
optimus-strut: TO CUTE FOR CUBHGVCFX
optimus-strut: yeah!
optimus-strut: cant wait for number 3 to come out
optimus-strut: this has actually happened to me 7 times in my life but to a goat :/
optimus-strut: im dying :’)
optimus-strut: for the lads
optimus-strut: haha story of my life!
optimus-strut: :( wish he still lives. such a sick actor!
optimus-strut: skyrero: emptylungsblindeyes: This is a sex room. Hell yeah it is. my….sex room
optimus-strut: i cant even….. im crying so much
optimus-strut: so i live hear
optimus-strut: blackquarterasian: love her….shud up meg
optimus-strut: 2 lost souls living in a fish bowl!
optimus-strut: dey love it
optimus-strut: l0n3ly-: joshhutcherslut: corrupting: twatermel0n: this is the most fucked up video ever…. i can’t imagine how those 2 people feel knowing they did that. OMFG THAT IS SO FUCKING FUCKED UP EFJSKLDJFSD OH MY FUCKING GOD DEAD OMFG
optimus-strut: missliquordick: motherfuckingjonbro: hanari502: spaceeyes: phoenixwrong: Jessica Rabbit cosplay by Cassandra Cass For some reason I seriously didn’t think this was possible. lkdlklkfnlksfng DFDMS,GNFHJKSDJSKL LSJ K JESUS THOSE
optimus-strut: don’t lie this girl is an absolute babe. shes is gorgeous and she is my best friend AND SHES ALL FUCKING MINE! YOU CUNTS THAT FUCK WITH THIS WOMEN WILL SUFFER HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL by me :) coz i love her!
optimus-strut: just had my mixing desk come through and my kitten thinks she knows it all!
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