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shan-francisco: Bill Nye opens his mailbox “BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL” he shouts as he flips through his many house payments due at the end of the month
calciumwaves: IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET
mishaswhore: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i
fartgallery: fartgallery: fartgallery: fartgallery: I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE this is breaking my heart :( i guess i have a cat now
tennants-hair: originalruby: ididntkillsamandriel: uberzers: anothercaptviridian: ruraljackdaw: So we opened the portal to Hell today #I like how the teacher’s just like #mm #”What a nice piece of portal #I should have one in my house”
keepmywhiskeyneat: TRUE STORY One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort
dammit-jim-im-a-blog: skeletonmeme: bandgeek1207: So I was at my friends house and she opens her freezer and This WAS THERE. AND I WAS DYING AND SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “ah yes, this is Henry, the freezer skull” and I can’t… ay yo got any
bigbossdidnothingwrong083:I WANT TO DIE I’M AT A FRIEND’S HOUSE PLAYING D&D AND I WALKED OUT THE ROOM TO GO TO THE TOILET AND WHILE I WAS OPENING THE DOOR I SAID ‘HNGGGHH I NEED A PEEPEE’ IN SNAKE’S VOICE AND THERE WAS HIS INNOCENT MOTHER
nyannerz: cedpipe: nyannerz: nyannerz: shangri-lol: it takes him a minute and a half to start up this windows 98 PC and open notepad to type “You are now listening to the Witch House 90s Megamix” im going to listen to the whole thing tthey just
that-twink-over-there: mercurysgf: a shoes off house You leftthe package open Dave?
barduils: barduils: barduils: owning a cat makes you immune to demons evil spirits in my house: *creak my door open ominously* me: is that you baby??? *kissing noises* come here sweet baby <3 me: *feels another Presence™ somewhere in the kitchen
higurashinonakukoronigou:lew-basnight: lady-redhaired: Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the
tdwhisperer:crystal-skeleton: hrefnatheravenqueen: Being a supportive parent to your trans daughter AND standing up to her trolls and mocking them openly. Good parenting. How could you leave these out? In this house we respect Colin Mochrie
theblacklittlemermaid: daughterofdiaspora: my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night
narwhalsarefalling: 8:47 at night. your in a flightsuit on your couch with all the lights off. your mother is talking on the phone across the house, but in a a small voice you cannot understand. tumblr is open on your phone, playing music without words
nest:my favorite grindr meeting was the time a guy who was like 20 invited me over to his house and i got there and he messaged me “i’m showering but the door is open so just come in” so i did and i sat down on a sofa in his living room and joanna
lady-redhaired: Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s
Let my green house get top humid and all these molds and funguses started growing, like hmmm yes perfect for ME, which in this case was not the desired result! So I had to open it up and let the humidity drop a bit so my garden veggies can grow! Like
berandomness:Let my green house get top humid and all these molds and funguses started growing, like hmmm yes perfect for ME, which in this case was not the desired result! So I had to open it up and let the humidity drop a bit so my garden veggies can
sonderoo:parentless-suggestions:Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out
dailychrisevans: Chris Evans at the Heineken House during the 2014 US Open tennis tournament on Tuesday (August 26) in New York City.
do-not-open-til-christmas: justincaseucandoit: Da, “S4DDL3TR4MPS”-0006 Somewhere, buried in some trunk in my house, is the 30-year-old issue of Honcho that re-printed this as a “vintage” photo.
do-not-open-til-christmas: “Then, the next thing I knew, three was a goddamn house falling on me! I barely had time to get out alive, let alone get dressed!”
do-not-open-til-christmas: The Captain’s Treasure House
idesofrevolution: @van-oh-the-shimmering-ways needs a bit of uplifting. Let’s see if we can’t help him out a bit.The bad day to end all bad days had finally found him. Chris opened the door to his house, let his bags drop to the ground, and collapsed
phoenixcollective: Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.
grannys-gingerbread:……..sometimes you just gotta….open the windows in your house…….let some fresh air in…..change your bedsheets….make sure your surroundings are clean and tidy…..
bizzraro2001: Open your mouth toilet hope you are thirsty. My friends will be over soon and you will serve them as the house toilet. Better not disappoint me or else! . I’ll have your balls
msnbc: Meet the first openly trans White House staffer in history Photo by National Center for Transgender Equality/AP
kakimari: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE I’m moving house!!!! <3 my shop is open again, but I will not be able to guarantee shipping until the 16th. By then all my new things will be up! If you’d like an update on anything regarding commissions, where I’m
cafenastycore:cheatingsluts:My boyfriend got home right as my personal trainer was leaving the house. I went into the living room and called out to my boyfriend.“Hey babe come in here, see the new stretches I learned today”As I stretch open
asyourshadowfalls: ccslutformisha: fuckyeahitsalltimelow: what would you do if you woke up one saturday morning and instead of hearing the usual quiet your house contains you hear voices so you open your door and peek out and you see your favorite
keepmywhiskeyneat: TRUE STORY One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed
desktop-warrior: fulllblownrose: It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses. And none of them leave my house alive.
Killer Turns Abandoned Home Into Haunted House, Uses Real Corpses As Props There is a serial killer in Gary, Indiana that is finally off the streets. But not before he could murder 11 people, hang their bodies on the walls and open his insanity to the
verysissycaptions: Every Halloween you went to a different neighborhood dressed as a girl. You didn’t want any one to recognize you. One of the first houses you went, a guy from you high school opened up. He must have moved last year. He saw you and
riddlemehiddleston: riddlemehiddleston: I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY
mylovelyasylum: keepmywhiskeyneat: TRUE STORY One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice
aleetleghostie: you should prepare for when your kids ask “where do babies come from?” by hiding babies all over your house, and when they ask, say “haha where don’t they come from!” and open all of your cabinets and then all of the babies
ftforced: Why’d you follow me into the pool house faggot? You want me to drop my towel and give you my cock? Is that what you want? You got it - now get on your knees and open wide!
tgirlinthemirror: I have an opening for you at my house. Domestic. No, no. Don’t bother to pack a thing. Just come as you are.
bimborespect: She was waiting in front of her house, looking perfect, looking breathtaking, and you thought to yourself, life couldn`t be better. You opened the door of your car and kissed her. She smelled like strawberries. Her hair brushed slightly
mywifeand: Party tonight at our house. Weed guy will be there as well as a few of the ladies my Beautiful Hotwife works with. And their hubbies or BFs. This is not a swinger party per se, everyone there is either a swinger or very open minded (read-a
titantits92: It is cold in my house! Slots for my VIP snap chat are moving quick! Email me at titantits@Hotmail.com for the info and prices for my private snapchat opening March 23 :)
knottydaughter: She’d gone over to her neighbor’s house to ask if she could use their wifi to finish an assignment for one of her online college classes, as her family’s wifi was down. She’d found him lifting weights in his open garage, and
reddlr-trees:Can’t open the jar in the house because the dank stays in the air.
krgkrg: ‘In 1974 Jean Pierre Raynaud opened la Maison de La Celle-Saint-Cloud in Paris. A house and art installation comprised entirely of white tiles. The austere and geometric design created by the white tiles and juxtaposing black seams give an
BAHAHAHAHAHAHH I want to open a tea house and have like… 3 mugs like this.
thedoomdoll: Hanging at @xposedclub until 4am!! Come hang out!! 😜 #Repost @xposedclub with @repostapp ・・・ 💋We have Draven in the house tonight, make sure to come in and show her some love. Open until 4am💋 #LadiesofXposed @thedoomdoll #dravenstar
lianabrooks: allfrogsarefriends: darkmelodies27: allfrogsarefriends: batmango307: allfrogsarefriends: as much as i love my job, the minute i get rich, im quitting, buying a house and raising honeybees while opening a solarpunk cafe I don’t know
catnipsoup: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i
