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shanellbklyn: whatisthat-velvet: fogo-av: mentalalchemy: nezua: fnhfal: Ferguson -2014 I blinked one day and when I opened my eyes, it was normal to have an American army battling Americans on American streets. No one even calls it a war. But it
just-shower-thoughts: I’m going to open a restaurant called “Peace and Quiet” where kid’s meals are 趚.00
brown-brown: 4mysquad: Inglewood, CA #BLACKLIVESMATTER On Sunday, police responded to a call of a suspicious vehicle parked on Manchester Boulevard around 3:10 am. When police arrived, they engaged in a 45-minute long standoff before opening fire
sexygeriatrics: steve’s internal monologue: omgomgomgomgomgomg i’m so HOT omgomgomgomgogmomgogm I bet now I can finally open a jar of jam I WON’T HAVE TO CALL BUCKY ANYMORE
no1twerkslikegaston: datunofficialdisneyprincess: cripplechoir: theres something wrong with your door If love is an open door what do we call this? my guess would be elsa’s door somewhere in Anna’s teen years
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO
Sebastian Stan during curtain call at ‘Picnic’ Broadway Opening Night at American Airlines Theatre on January 13, 2013 in New York City.
netflixdaredevil: hate when you don’t answer my calls, buddy. i always think you fell down an open manhole or something.
onlymonica: This is a vintage open-bottom girdle from the early 1960s. The brand is called ‘Secret Lady’ — I’m not making this up! What an appropriate brand name for me…
theflemface: nezua: I blinked one day and when I opened my eyes, it was normal to have an American army battling Americans on American streets. No one even calls it a war. But it is.
4mysquad: Inglewood, CA #BLACKLIVESMATTER On Sunday, police responded to a call of a suspicious vehicle parked on Manchester Boulevard around 3:10 am. When police arrived, they engaged in a 45-minute long standoff before opening fire on the man
funniest10k: i found a folder in my external hd called ‘a picture of a sandwich’ i opened it and Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Mom: *calls my name*Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*Mom: Hand me that thing
mrcraabs: “open up its the police!!” “whaaats the paaaassswoooord” “shit, we weren’t prepared for this. call backup.”
the-meta: alexander-the-amazing: articuno2011: oldschoolvinny: articuno2011: AU where Penny opens up a restaurant called “Penny’s” And it rivals Velvet’s restaurant IHOP? While also rivaling team RWBY’s restaurant RWBY Tuesday. And there’s
kumagawa: tbh i just want ganondorf to break the cycle of hatred and maybe open a beachside bar called Chillin & Grillin
ambidexterous: overanalyticalqueer: so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in
goasthed: one time a friend of mine programmed a thing called “coke.exe” and all it did was bring up a little pop-up that asked you if you were thirsty for cola and if you clicked “yes” it opened your CD tray and said “here is a cup holder”
ollivandiers: mypreciousfandomss: ollivandiers: What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? What? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: it’s been years and I haven’t stopped thinking about how in Iowa City there’s a Mexican restaurant called Cactus and it was always too full bc ppl love it so they opened another one right down the street and
ruffboijuliaburnsides: absolxguardian: rikerihardlyknowher: why i love this cold open data understands jokes data touches newton’s arm and calls him “sir isaac” before explaining physics to him that’s actually stephen hawking and he’s tired
wolfofohu:one of my villagers sent me a letter saying that her door was “always open” for me to visit and now i gotta call her out on her fucking bullshit
optometrictzedek: imgetting2old4diss: thatpettyblackgirl: They’re openly detaining U.S. citizens for the sole reason that they’re Latinx. They’ve made white nationalism a policy—and it’s on us to call it out for what it is. Native americans
joleneghoul:i just watched a professional cat judge call a cat a “sack of oats” in a positive wayEdit here is the video.“It’s a female, I love the length of her body. Pick her up here she hangs like a sack of oats. Nice, round, open expression.”
Ima open up a barber shop Ima call it Uppercuts
gaymilesedgeworth: this is a dialogue option that most people don’t go for and it’s a shame bc imo there’s so much going on here. miles just fucking brutalizing phoenix in open court. phoenix defaulting to self-deprecation. ema calling phoenix
writing-prompt-s: You wake up in a dimly lit prison cell to find your cell door busted open, a pile of unconscious guards, a stuffed duck called Leeroy, the faint sound of Gangnam Style, and an absurd amount of blood on your hands
timemachineyeah: birooksun: mrskittyquinn: This was one hell of an eye opener We need to see these in more places THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE ABLEIST FAT SHAMING ONES CALLING PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE ESCALATOR OR ELEVATOR LAZY.
etct: jamiemortara: i like calling people “good beans” instead of “good eggs” because it’s vegan and beans are cuter icallyou egg because i crack you open like weak shell of chicken
april:one time a cold caller tried to open with “we are calling about your recent car accident” and i asked him what a car was and he hung up
lynati: sneakyfeets: bananonbinary: bumbleshark: sneakyfeets: a-perplexing-puzzle: sneakyfeets: pipersgay: step one: artemis fowl movie: failed step one The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart”
:Okay, not to be that person, but yall know how the press are just Done with Trump, and are openly poking fun at him and calling his lies for what they are?They could have been doing that the entire time if they weren’t cowards.
noroquian:teaboot:There’s this guy I call DJ Dickhead who drives past my unit real slow twice a day absolutely blasting bass-boosted trap music and one morning I opened my window to yell at him expecting some douche in a sports car and it turned
one-time-i-dreamt:muchymozzarella:MrBeast being openly and aggressively a trans ally and calling out transphobia bc his bff Chris (any pronouns according to bio) is on HRT and is getting targeted by transphobes was not on my bingo card, but good for themI
sissyforhose: Should Sissies call their girlie hole Pandora’s Box? You know, ‘cause once it’s opened …
msgerrie: herhappysissywife: prettysissydani: artist from an advertisement, dialogue by me Sissy Chatter Some call it “girl talk”, but being albe to open up and chat with a sissy gurlfriend feels so good! 💋💋💋💋
unclefather: meetmeinchernobylexclusionzone: plesht: not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon? It’s called Love . And him loves it
desirethepositive: I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town” and they
yeskisandthasluts: I’m an open book. I mean for gods sake, you guys have called me Fat Amy. See, I guess I’m just not really living if I’m not being a hundred percent honest. And my real name is Fat Patricia.
do-not-open-til-christmas: In the Shire, we call it, “Winning one for the Gaffer.”
do-not-open-til-christmas: His friends call him Marcel because he does his best work in bed.
do-not-open-til-christmas: Someone call 911?
do-not-open-til-christmas: Now … where were we before Mother called? Oh yes, I remember. You were just about to cum, weren’t you?
gay-erotic-art: Earlier I did a series on photographing the reclining male. In this series, the model has taken on a much different pose. They may be alone in the picture … but they won’t be for long. So this series is called “The Art of the Open
yummy-yaoi:aru6541nsfw:What would you call this pairing? idk but, a threesome commission of Beifong Twins and Bolin ;)If anybody is interested I’m open for commissions, just shoot me a quick message here and I will reply. Thanks :) Wing & Wei Beifong
andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: *calls employer after job interview* me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath* employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone
myetie: Look at the starsLook how they shine for you—-I screamed when Jumin called me “My Lady” during his Anniversary Chat ;;_;; ((crying i was too busy to spam-open the game to try and get the other chats hgjghjk i only got Jumin’s solo chat
hattersarts: first time i watched it i thought helen used to have a type of motorbike called a mohawk. anyway my third eye has been opened and they really gave us this………………..
meetmeinchernobylexclusionzone: plesht: not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon? It’s called Love .
hotandheavybbw: If there’s ever a job opening for this… My life’s calling!!
yourenosaint: communistbakery: it’s not christmas yet here but my parents called me aside and my mom said before we open gifts tomorrow, there were a few small gifts she wanted to give to me and so basically my mom gave me all of this makeup stuff
nic0tine-kisses: dear parents i’m fucking depressed and whenever you call me rude, moody or ungrateful it pushes me one step closer to a scenario where you’ll open my bedroom door to find me hanging there or lying in my own vomit or bleeding through
lvorman: JEALOUSLY TURING SAINTS INTO THE SEA SWIMMING THROUGTH SICK LULLABIES. CHOKING ON YOUR ALIBIS BUT ITS THE PRICE I PAY. DESTINY IS CALLING MEE OPEN UP MY EAGER EYESSSS CAUSE I’M MR BRIGHTSIDE
h0llo: I want to open a tea shop called “it’s partea time” and ill spike all the tea with vodka
harumi-ya: so im planing on opening a store on storenvy (probably im going to call it harumi - spring time beauty-) this is a little preview of the kind of things ill be selling (eveything is going to be handmade) If you have any opinion/ idea you
