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So yeah, this picture of me has gotten me in a lot of trouble. Long story short - my brother snapped this photo of me while he was riding in my car. Two weeks later I find out that he and all his friends were passing it around the entire high school.
“Is it cold out here, or is it just me?”
Didn’t make it to the bathroom this morning after my run. Oops.
Oops. Didn’t make it to the toilet this morning. Filled up the rear of my briefs. Would love to see more of you men doing the same…
Oops. Didn’t quite make it to the bathroom in time this morning…
theicarustheory: no one was gonna do it so i did it oops (whispers if my japanese is wrong its googles fault) I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BEC TUMBLR USER DETTSU JUST EXPLAINED TO ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAICHOU AND BUCHOU AND I’M JUST GOMEN ABOUT
In which Marco later receives multiple snapchats of Jeanbo taking advantage of Eren Jaeger’s canon backstory and Jean being proud that he made Jeanbo watch Shaun of the Dead. It’s a little late but Happy Halloween everyone!
“Well we need to talk, don’t we? Cus you boys…you’ve added quite a bit to ya death count, haven’t you?”Ep 50, The Adventure ZoneADDED TO THE DEATH COUNT NO SHIT I’VE DIED A HUNDRED TIMES OVER THESE TWO ASSHOLES Buy Me Coffee | Commission
got some Silver feels from out of nowhere oops who am I kidding how can something that’s always present and defines my very character come out of nowhere
enthusiastic kids courting bashful middle-aged men keep me warm in the cold cold night next
forbiddenfantasiesandpassion: Oops! It looks a lot better on me
daddyslittleviolet: Oops, Daddy…your big thing slipped inside my little panties…ohhhh, it’s rubbing on my bare little cunny…it tickles, Daddy! Mmm, it’s not wrong for daddies to tickle their little girls, is it, Daddy?
chasetheseed: Oops. It always does that. Can you massage it back in for me? Thanks.
askjustlyra: I don’t understand Bon-Bon’s disinterest in pony contact…. Me either.
arielmh: That awkward moment when the interviewer lady says, ‘Oops, it seems like Norman got disconnected.’ and Norman’s just sitting there going, ‘Helllloooo? Can you see me? I’m right here?!’ (No, he wasn’t disconnected. GET YOUR FACTS
gabychii: Elizabeth Butterfly by @moringmark hope you like it <3 I really like you comic ‘’ship wars AU’’ I LOVE IT! Thank you!Also this is what happened before that:“Oops let me try that again.“Sunny by @gabychii
CHISS BITSSketch-BLAST request I posted on Patreon about a week and a half ago.ฟ Patrons post requests every month and I try to draw as many of ‘em as I can. It’s good fun!If you like my work, consider sponsoring me on Patreon and grabbing a piece
undertaild: 79.Stronger.I wanted to push out a double update, but I’ll be on the road again later today. Will see how long it takes me to get settled before I push out the next few pages. Hopefully not too much longer.
Given that I’ve seen some posts about a possibility that tumblr might get shut down bc of the money loss on yahoo’s side….I’m just reminding y’all that I have Twitter BUT I post there stuff from both my blogs(and some stuff that gets later
I think I’m tipsy. And it’s not even 4:30
Being an adult doesn’t mean you know what you’re doing with your life but it does mean that you can eat fruit loops at 3:30 in the morning and nobody can stop you.
so this is what happens when you mix up unfamiliar hair dyes and slap it on like idgaf D:!!! my sister loves it at least. oops
text-pistol: wearing-sammy-to-the-prom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes
miniar: mangocreamysoda: amethystuf: can i just say like telling people not to smoke or drink alcohol while they’re pregnant is ableist and classist as fuck and it needs to stop first off the majority of smokers/substance abusers are from disadvantaged
Still have that guy’s number…still got asked if I still have it…still haven’t done anything with it…
fauxtalian:hawberries: oops(also i wrote a fic about this) Seriously, the wow is sending me. I can litterally *hear* it
another horrible bh6 headcanon under cut (warnings for basically everything, you probably shouldn’t read it)today i’ve been thinking that after the movie callaghan gets fixated on tadashi’s death the same way he was fixated on abigail’s assumed
inktober #29 the first halloween costume i can remember choosing was rainbow brite. my mom sewed it for me and i wore it two years in a row. when i watched the movies i saw as a kid again, i realized what a badass she was. she was the undisputed leader
oops it took me too long to draw this
rambeaus: sakuratsukikage: starkreactors: It makes me really sad that there still seems to be such a weird fandom obsession with Tony and his feelings instead of exploring Steve’s mindset and his feelings. I get that Tony is a compelling character
thorinsharp: hold me tight and never let me go
I think one of the major points of confusion for me about making Dis a horrible person is that it’s such a waste of a great mother character. You have a lady dwarf who’s on record as existing. She has given birth to Fili and Kili, two beloved
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: thisisbud: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: thistechgirlisonfire: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A
o yea i only tag incest for explicit posts but if u guys want me to tag any mention of it i will finger guns
braidsandbruisedknees:Soooooo @pleasurabledistractions repainted my room for me with my blood 😂😂😂 oops apparently getting spanked with tack gloves and then a wooden spoon makes it go everywhere Also created a new badass phone case
I love how it’s taken me multiple days to realize I left off my top pick from that list.
arteriuss did you accidentally send me an anon ask because I may have pressed ignore on it since it sounded like a spammer OOP
superspicy: *inhale* still fresh it’s 3am here Heheh uh.. I hope their pose is not awkward. Tell me if it looks weird Blame wttm I never expect it’ll be a pair skate (and sensual) gdi Seeing my old wttm drawings make me sad but also happy. Can’t
givehimpanties: mysexualsoul: Oops! It looks like I may have made a little mess in my panties! This happens to me just about every day, I just so happen to photograph it this time as proof Smiles!
overly-analogical: silly-aesthetic-me: thelogicalloganipus: all-da-fandoms: auto-responders: good parents dont hit their children. good parents dont touch their children inappropriately. good parents dont scream at their children. good parents
Oops it’s me
titaniumheir: That ADHD feel when: -You get hyperfocused on a subject and drop it two weeks later -“Can you please hand me that?” “What?” “Can you please hand-” “Yeah” -Doing or hearing something and then immediately forgetting it -“I
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fuck-the-family: “Why is he so big daddy? Is it these?” “Darlin it’s not just your boobs, it’s your whole fucking body! Daddy wants you all!” “Hehe oops, use me daddy, I want that huge boner!” “Fucking gladly! Daddy has wanted this
dailyotter: Oops… I’ve Done Something Very Bad. Just Kidding, It Wasn’t Me! Via Das Otterhaus
I’m a tool and want to individually upload these selfies because I love me sometimes
jayykesley:my brain, stomping it’s feet: i wanna use one inconsequential negative experience to spiral into an echo-chamber of self hatred!!! me, stirring my tea with my little plastic knife: no, we don’t do that anymore
Oops I made it to 2,300 followers
raisaesibet: thefaultinourporn: [x] oop it me
a follower reminded me I had this picture but I lost it so here!
I hope it isn’t just me but sometimes my brain thinks of doing morbid things with my body. I would be standing in the shower shaving, my mind doing the typical random subject-to-subject jump and then I will come across a thought like “What if I dug
stefangoddamnit: yooo drunk selfie at 4:07AM after Waikiki! who thought it was a good idea to leave all the alcohol with me? i used to fuck this guy
haven’t started my work and it’s nearly midnight hahAHAH WAT
frenchlounge2013: i-want-spankings: sterlingrose81: Xoxo Oh please… Make it for Daddy…. It’s so achy… OOPS, I AM FULL HARD 😀
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Gotta love autocorrect. At least I caught it.
is it a bad thing I’m still so used just assuming people won’t like me for me that I didn’t even consider that offensive lmao
dashingicecream: save the last dance for me