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nephilimgirlbooks: Once you get pulled into the world of gay shipping, you will never escape.
Being drunk does not excuse cheating. Being drunk does not excuse rape. Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole. Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior. Being drunk is not an excuse. Control yourself or don’t drink.
followers that take the time looking at your blog (◡‿◡*)❤ followers that put really nice things in your ask box (ｙ^ω^ｙ) followers that put really nice things in their tags when they reblog your stuff (✿ฺ◕ฺ‿◕ฺ） followers ﾟ･✿ヾ╲(｡◕‿◕｡)╱✿･ﾟ
greencrook: greencrook: My uni students asked me if they had homework for the holidays and I felt so bad for them and their tired, dead eyes that I told them to just mail me pics of their favorite pokemons. Three students sent me digimons I can’t
cipherbill: “you can’t like that character/ship! they’re problematic! you are fucking garbage and your fav characters/ships are disgusting!!”
tsukihi: what is gardevoir supposed to be? an onion? a SEXY onion??
lupinlupout: Love is not some once-in-a-lifetime experience with a single other human that is experienced in some dark and fleeting void and must be singularly fought for tooth and nail just for the concept of itself I am so sick and tired of people
Reblog if your muse has had a near death experience.
starllex: when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
santatveit: going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch
doppelgender: me when i have like a sip of water: ahaha my cells are gonna love me for this one…finally getting on the health wagon
rawdaddyclub: america is NOT, has NEVER been, and will NEVER be the greatest country on earth. No great country is built on hundreds of years of institutionalised discrimination.
clannyphantom: *takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
vantasticbooty: vantasticbooty: “i am an adult” i whisper as i colour a fan with crayons so it’ll look pretty when it spins fuck everyone it’s beautiful
noisier: *showers to avoid responsibilities*
A Palace Just Beyond The Horizon
Songs that are turning 10 years old in 2015
fistfulloffourleafclovers: you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
8ood: HAVING A CRUSH ON A FICTIONAL CHARACTER MORE LIKE
littlecatlady: disgustinghuman: someone wrote a post about forgetting to take their medication which reminded me to take mine whenever I mention medication people end up commenting saying ive reminded them so this is a friendly reminder for us to
userbar: tbh it’s a pretty great thing when someone is an asshole to everyone but nice to you
10chou: anime either has 12 episodes, 26 episodes, 52 episodes or 50000000000 episodes and 6 movies
comic-sans-voice: put an end to straight guys who use homophobic slurs but jack off to lesbian porn but also put an end to straight girls who obsess over gay fictional couples but are “uncomfortable” with lesbians
spiritofcamelot: zeronoa: ladyhistory: andthenabanana: what if pippin and merry met fili and kili might as well just stop the mission quest thing right there #and start the fucking rave The Marauders: Middle Earth edition
killself: REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
schtickyfriend: THAT CHARACTER THAT LOOKS ALL BIG AND SCARY AND EVERYONE ELSE IS ALL INTIMIDATED BYTHEM BUT THEY’RE THIS BIG KIND HEARTED BABY THAT LOOK OUT FOR OTHERS AND
sunjolras: so like if you ever want to unfollow me for literally any reason you can do that i want you to have a nice dash i want you to have the freedom to create the space here that you want to have if you don’t want to unfollow, but want something
assholei: youtrollthedice: theimpolitecanadian: when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is it’s almost like everyone drinks water or something
automatically: when you accidentally touch a piece of gum under a desk
porrimscondomstash: When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
startakamura: when people make fun of something you like
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
sexyfitarmychick: I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading. Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.” ????
lustire: when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate
sidnugget: When you think someone is cute but you also think they might be a republican
blackbirdrose: zerachin: theongreyjoy: that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time. #THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW
13thmoon: i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist
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makomaragi: THINK ABOUT ALL THE KIDS THAT ARE GETTING THEIR VERY FIRST POKEMON GAMES FOR THE HOLIDAYS AND HOW IT’S GONNA CHANGE SOME OF THEIR LIVES
corvoattono: *game credits start rolling* me: *uncontrollable sobbing*
geekinglikeaboss: lezbeontalk: effyeahhiccstrid: misha-smiles: I don’t get why books are made into movies and not TV shows??? one chapter = one episode one book = one season it just makes a lot more sense You are the revolution. Why is this not
dietcrush: did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today
angelrin89: komlin: pro-tip: don’t pressure writers to write. if you want the next chapter, send them an appreciative message instead of the usual “when will u update??!” because not only is that inconsiderate (and quite frankly rude), but most
Thank you for following me. I really mean that. Each and every one of you deserves a big hug and some candy.
ragyo-lo: when you defeated a very difficult boss just to find out he has a second more powerfull form
annasoft: No one dies AU is my favourite AU
dvlanspravberry: shout out to all my followers that stick with me every time my interests change and you end up with a bunch of “what the hell is this shit” on your dashboards yall rock
dandylyingwishes: I love people who make me forget that I’m shy
arrghigiveup: rider-waite: I Was Gonna Reblog That Post But Your Guilt Tripping Comments Made Me Scroll Down To Spite You: an autobiography Yup.
cinegasmic: Cosmo Sex Tip #952: Losing your man’s attention? Stage your own murder and pin him as the culprit. Come back weeks later with a bloody nightgown, a sexy bob haircut, and a scapegoat for your man, and he won’t be able to resist you!
rnushroom: waiting for someone to text back like
ayalaatreides: There are two kinds of people who were preteens/teens in the early-to-mid-2000s: 1) People who will forever see Orlando Bloom as Legolas 2) People who will forever see Orlando Bloom as Will Turner
hufflepuffilicious: Listen to me. You don’t need to have had a fucked up childhood or some traumatic event happen to you in order to have depression/anxiety/panic attacks. You could have had a perfectly normal upbringing with loving friends and family.
“why did you post that"
ofbeinghonests: I hate when I’m reading and then start thinking about stuff and before I know it I’m at the end of the page and have no recollection of what I just read
intensional: i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
share: American Horror Story: My bank balance
wealthyhugepenis: sometimes people send me such nice messages and it’s like that is an actual real person who chose to spend 30 seconds of their time trying to make me feel happy and it’s such a wonderful feeling
gnarly: meeting someone who has the same music taste as you
mill-iam: Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon
