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thessalian:therearenogirlsontheinternets:The Onion knows the real score So, the Onion just gave up on satire altogether, is what we’re saying. Can’t say I blame it.
clickbeetle:clickbeetle:before glass onion: idk like.. do we need sequels for everything? like i’m excited for it but i just don’t see how this’ll workafter glass onion: @ people saying i could’ve just kept the “blonde” part of this: i am
mysteryplantgirl: castielhasthephoneb0x: i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM this makes my heart smile
monkeysky: drsonic1: krobats: yoshis10: krobats: joyisnothere: krobats: rest in peace you fucking onion fairy are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy? rest in peace
honeyangelbaby: a lady yesterday bought a tiny red onion and i told her “wow i love this onion.. it’s so perfect” and she said “you understand me…”
marquis-lizbian:cipheramnesia:special-support-section:I can’t believe The Onion made it this whole year without just unironically printing the actual real news headline just as a kind of statement on its own. i wanna know how many Onion headlines had
cryptotheism:plum-soup:cryptotheism:Had a dream that I was accidentally entered into a “Christian rap competition” and the only thing I could think to rap about was my current interest in pickling onions. The crowd thought my pickled red onion
berandomness:Also knives out is a phenomenal movie, Glass onion is a phenomenal movie, for tottally different reasons, I want more. Give me more Also not really related,Glass onion is available on Netflix, knives out (og) is available on 123 movies
aflo:nyanoraptor:nyanoraptor:oh yeah? well *perfectly caramelizes your onions*how to make five large onions fit inside a single 8oz jar
kangaroodick: fannytwaddle: blazepress: These are pictures of different dried human tears. Grief, laughter, onion and change. Each type has a different chemical makeup which makes them appear different. This is sick Onion tears
deoxyrebornicleic: Someone in my stream wanted to say “ Onion san “ but they accidentally typed “ Onion sans “
exac: reading headlines in 2015: shit the onion tricked me again reading headlines in 2016: please be the onion
asylumofoswinoswald: fasterfood: what if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as instinct we begin to cry in fear in their presence #this is the website i spend my whole life on
thisismyveritas: I tried that trick today where you chew gum while chopping onions so you don’t cry and it worked! Then my mom came home and I said, “Hey Mah I’m chopping onions and I’m not crying, know why?” And without even looking up from
lightspeedsound: blackjahjah: the onion tried y’all. afternoonsnoozebutton: simply-war: The 6 Best Dresses At The Golden Globes Shout out to The Onion for reminding us that there are more important things to be worried about than what celebrities are
delusionalkieren: i just googled “what are onions good for” and i meant health-wise but i will admit i feel kind of bad. it sounded so mean. im sorry onions.
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delusionalkieren: i just googled “what are onions good for” and i meant health-wise but i will admit i feel kind of bad. it sounded so mean. im sorry onions. @its-such-a-cold-cold-world
thisdiscontentedwinter: So everyone knows The Onion posts this whenever it has to? But did you know that Australia’s answer to The Onion, The Betoota Advocate, posts this one?
vbartilucci:soothifying:The sound of cutting Green Onions A lot of people call them green onions, but they’re really scallions.
methhomework: the only diffrence between you and an onion is that i’d cry if i cut up an onion into tiny pieces
lameborghini: joshniqqa: lameborghini: just stating my onion Opinion? onion
cipheramnesia:welcomedmachine:phantomrose96:phantomrose96:phantomrose96:phantomrose96:My onion is growing Onion plantGrow white boy growme when I first made this post: “Nooooo why did someone tag this ‘stinky’?? He’s just a little
clavid: ay-drian: hold up lemme just cut these fucking onions on the train ok she looks so stressed like if she doesn’t cut those onions jigsaw is going to make her cut off her leg
esotericaltilde: kittening: the onion on point yet again #this post wont last very long #the feminists will find it eventually #then all hell breaks loose Tom, honey The Onion is a satirical newspaper this article is a joke about the way women
fasterfood: what if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as instinct we begin to cry in fear in their presence
prettygoodkitty:Baked Macaroni and Cheese: Cook pasta in salted boiling water.Melt butter in a large pan over low heat, cook with onion (half an onion, chopped) for five minutes. Stir in 3 tblspoons of flour and cook for 1 minute. Remove from heat and
radicalqueerbrownboy: artofstrengthtraining: buzzfeedfood: Yes! It matters what kind of onion you use! Nom nom onions are nom. One of my favorite foods ever.
mixedmagazine: Chyna Hing Shows off Onion Booty Chyna Hing is the fresh face model from Miami with the perfect onion booty that will bring a tear to your eye. She is mixed Chinese and Black and embraces her exotic beauty to the fullest. She is brought
delusionalkieren:i just googled “what are onions good for” and i meant health-wise but i will admit i feel kind of bad. it sounded so mean. im sorry onions.
pauljay: randyliedtke: Relaxing with a Bloody Mary Recipe: Ice, Bloody Mary Mix, Vodka, Footlong Sub, 4 Piece Fried Chicken, Peperoni Pizza, 2 Double Cheese Burgers, Another Bloody Mary, Onion Rings, Fries, Garlic Bread, Pickles, Olives, Onion, Lemon,
c6h12o6-work: peterscherry: peterscherry: I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT POST WITH SPIDEY EATING A BIGASS ONION RING OVER HIS MASK PLEASE WHERE IS IT ODHDHDHND I FOUND IT onion.
blackpantha:onion-booty:perfect onion booty
thegraingerzone: thepharaohtee: stumblebitch: prettygirlfromorlando: Slips an onion ring into every order of fries. lol. there is always at least ONE onion ring in my fries everytime i go to bk. “LIKE A SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE” What a good
castielhasthephoneb0x: i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
I'd live for you and that's hard to do.
1000deadcops: as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life
kazy-sa: Steven Universe, “Old Friends” preview (maybe “Onion House”?)The clip marked “Onion House” on On Demand is actually Cry For Help, so I’m not sure how accurate this one is.
The “Fall in love with a Crystal Gem” trinity is complete
andywear: krobats: yoshis10: krobats: joyisnothere: krobats: rest in peace you fucking onion fairy are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy? rest in peace you fucking
sukoshibot: after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not
apurvalman: So a bunch of onions leaked juice in my car and now I stink of onion. Thanks, mom and dad, for always wanting to cook Indian.
