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Good lord this is fucking absurd :( one minute im perfectly happy, life is good seconds later im in a chasm of sadness wondering how i fucked up so badly its annoying and needs to stop
suckeyangel:I hate how one minute I’m perfectly ok and than the next I feel so shitty I want to curl up and die
ameliastardust: one minute i’m horny af and then the next i dont want anyone to come near me with a ten foot pole
cop-puncher-666: coldhardcummies: I want someone to churn butter in my ass Please just for one minute of your fucking life just calm down and think before you type out a post
eggpasta: bogleech: This is just over one minute of the Gumball episode “The Console” and I swear in all my life I’ve never seen a cartoon do a video game parody this savvy. The entire episode is like this. They even imitated the exact battle theme
gloomiburr: sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo that’s a thing [towel is soaked with sweat] those are…teeth,,,yep [i have gone through 50 towels in one minute] they….teeth character with sharp teeth: grins me: [sobbing]
flutejesus: classicalcarp: flutejesus: flute-by-the-foot: flutejesus: Fun fact:In common time, at 120bpm, you could play 3,360 semihemidemisemihemi quavers in one minute. What In common time, at 120bpm, you could play 3,360 semihemidemisemihemi
flutejesus: berandomness: flutejesus: classicalcarp: flutejesus: flute-by-the-foot: flutejesus: Fun fact:In common time, at 120bpm, you could play 3,360 semihemidemisemihemi quavers in one minute. What In common time, at 120bpm, you could play
barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published
annikuh:when Gordon Ramsay is in town so I try the restaurant he’s at & he comes into the dining room saying “ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention for one minute”
whiteyoda:hello famed actor leonardo dicaprio. i would like to play a game. in exactly one minute this room will explode with you inside. all you must do is enter that doorway to the next room. simple enough. however, i’ve left out the crucial detail
faggotryngendersissification: You have one minute faggot. You know what to do. F.A.G.S.
moonlightsoliders:Man things happen so fast in sailor moon. One minute everything fine and then the next you’re freaking out in the fifth dimension while everyone wants your help.
baby-make-it-hurt: skindeap: shakeitoffpickyourselfup: aromaeus: jshaath: Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth. I hear no lies. yoooo I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed
bogleech:This is just over one minute of the Gumball episode “The Console” and I swear in all my life I’ve never seen a cartoon do a video game parody this savvy. The entire episode is like this. They even imitated the exact battle theme from Final
sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo that’s a thing [towel is soaked with sweat] those are…teeth,,,yep [i have gone through 50 towels in one minute] they….teeth character with sharp teeth: grins me: [sobbing] stop teasing
jokin-around:This one minute clip from Scooby-doo And Guess-Who is almost better than Batman’s entire filmography
petdolls: Men ! Don’t neglect your bitch’s training From ‘Hands’ to ‘No Hands’ in the space of just one minute
menandbitches: She is having trouble taking it all, but don’t think for one minute that this bitch is a failure. She is taking time to practice so that when it’s her Man’s cock in her throat, she can swallow it all. Encourage your bitch to learn
haveitjoeway:*watches porn*me: this intro is taking too long*skips one minute* *they eating ass*me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story
dontyouwannadance: Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior. Same goes for if
The hardest part of getting ready for the day is taking a shower- it’s always fucking freezing in my room so I don’t wanna go turn into a lobster one minute and then a snowman the next.
glassraptor: connie maheswaran - 12 years old, skilled swordfighter, can hold her own against alien zombiessteven universe - 14 years old, can put on perfect eyeliner in less than a minute
buzzfeed: Watch 100 Years Of Black Men’s Hair Trends In One Minute Hair and politics are always intertwined.
iknikblackstonevarrick: i cant wait for steven to drag lars for 11 minutes straight
stinkle: *is alone with my thoughts for more than one minute*
onlybeautiful-mistakes: asensible-heart: ladyhistory: sunscorchx: slamming11: charlespudding: i saw this video on facebook with the caption “can a gum commercial make you cry in one minute” and snorted and 55 seconds later i’m crying Whoever
meeohchan: waitingonmyraggedyman: katiethesatanickiller: cutwithyourkiss: dame-gaby: sweettitties: buildfortsoutofsheets: thisworldisourr: The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood. omg this stressed me out like no other Quick,
micdotcom: Eminem attacks Caitlyn Jenner in disgusting, transphobic freestyle On Thursday, Eminem reamed his latest crop of celebrities in a six-minute freestyle on the Sway in the Morning radio show. He tore into Donald Trump, Bill Cosby and Hillary
patricksdump: Young Volcanoes in ONE MINUTE
holyhobbitshit: you know what pisses me off most about joe trohman one minute he looks like this and then five seconds later he does this shit like ????
haveitjoeway: *watches porn*me: this intro is taking too long*skips one minute* *they eating ass*me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story
sarxj: Have you ever been staring at someone’s picture for like one minute and sighed?
Just spent twenty minutes hunting this out because nothing is more true at this precise moment in time.
Wow i spent like 2 days psyching myself up to go out tonight and managed to talk myself out of it in the space of five minutes. I guess i’ll be in with cheese on toast and Friends tonight then.
Get to know me meme → [2/5] favorite movies: Fight Club (1999) “This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time.”
9090432-deactivated20140709: Don’t, for one minute, think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties. 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
sexpornart: one minute sculpture
I’m not sure how I am doing mentally right now. I’m all over the place one minute I’m happy next mad then depressed I don’t know what to do just thinking about it makes my head hurts so bad. I wish I had my own space to figure this all out somewhere
nordy-draws-stuff: damianimated: Please don’t leave babies, kids, or animals in hot cars this summer. “Just one minute” can feel like a lifetime when you’re being cooked alive. ☀️🚗 This could lead to heat stroke which is VERY DANGEROUS!!!
beautflstranger: You evil shits. Disgracing me like this.Don’t for one minute think that I’m going to let you get away with it.Havoc will reign in your puny kingdom.I’ll not only shred your legs when you least expect it. I’ll get your soul too.You’ve
“ Dakota is very funny, but she’s also a very strong dramatic actress. She’d be telling a joke one minute and creaking your heart the next. ” Jamie Dornan
55tlx: wear-dresses-doesnt-make-you-gay: It only takes one minute of confidence to feel alive. so pretty!
ashprincessmidna: haveitjoeway:*watches porn*me: this intro is taking too long*skips one minute* *they eating ass*me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story FUCKING ME. All the time
itsexclusive:tarynel:issablogyall:00incognegro-deactivated2021041:tarynel:00incognegro-deactivated2021041:tarynel:.. are we sure DMX will show up for the verzus battle…. ?what I asked when it was announced….Lmao I mean ya know one minute
Timing is so weird. One minute someone is out of my life and then shortly after someone else reappears. It’s like they know.
no-gurlz-allowed: tumblinwithhotties: That moment during sex when one minute your trick is skull fucking you and then turns into a zombie and eats your face. No Girls Allowed
thugilly: madamtee322: xpettylabellex: buzzfeed: Watch 100 Years Of Black Men’s Hair Trends In One Minute Hair and politics are always intertwined. Come THRU Roundz I loved the high top they need to come back
thoughtsofmen: Just one minute sweetie, mommy wants to get these stockings off so I don’t tear them on the floor.
sigmundsdottir: Annie Thorisdottir is a professional athlete from Reykjavík, Iceland, and she’s attempting to break the record for “most weight lifted in a one-minute barbell thruster” live on TODAY
sirdef: here’s my submission for the avengers fanart contest! i got it in ONE MINUTE under the deadline, but i think tumblr glitched cause it’s stuck on the submit screen still. alas. here it is for you guys, though.“hold on to your butts” is
myhotfamily: I JUST LOVE WHEN MOM IS HOME EARLY, MOM IS SO GREAT ON GIVING HEAD, JUST ONE MINUTED AND I’LL FILL GER MOUTH