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veronica-steam: Constipation Relief After 3 days of being constipated, I have had enough. I eat everything I can get my hands on to try to make myself go to the bathroom. Spicy food, greasy, ect. Finally it’s ready to come out but it wants to come
Anon: hello, I have a tip about pillow play: instead of kneeling on the floor or your bed or laying on your stomach and humping, try putting a stack of pillows on top of a narrow chair or a (clean) toilet seat (which works the best for me) because then
soggypants2:On NO TOILET days I can see the toilet, and get very very close to it, but not actually use it….. Soaking the same unwashed shorts and undies as yesterday.
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demonzillah: neopianangst: eollis: So, I went on Neopets after a LONG while. First thing I see. NO, FYORA, YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR TOILET. BRING ME THIS TOILET AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED. I HAVE TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT. MY FAERIE SHIT WILL BE YOUR REWARD.
Want to know a secret ? The first humans were black. The real humans are black. So why is there white humans ? White people are the first natural toilets on this planet. They are only a gift of Mother Earth to the holy Black Race. All the toilets are
Your best friend didn't particularly like all the things he made you endure: the beatings, the cigarette burns on your tiny balls, pissing on you or forcing you to clean up the toilet bowl with your tongue. But as long as it would be the only way to
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buff357: addicted-to-cruel: When I finally found her, she was walking out of the men’s toilet in the club, still trying to straighten out her clothes, while the big guy that had been taking the piss out of me at the bar laughed and slapped her arse.
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kangseung: Daesung: "Failure" is not "falling down" but "remaining on the spot where you fall down."Taeyang: Is that from a toilet in YG?Daesung: Yes, I saw it in a toilet. ©
sacrificialpumppig:“Go into the bathroom and do a line on the sink. Use the snort rush to jerk off while licking the toilet clean at 7 am on a Sunday. There are no limits to your constant need for depravity. You love the feeling of proving to yourself
awwww-cute: These are my cats. The one on the left legit plays fetch. The one in the middle pees in the toilet. The one on the right has no special talents but we love him all the same. All are named after LOST characters
qarcon: Someone wrote a little story on the wall in the college toilets “There once was an old man who took long walks on the beach every morning. One day he saw a young man dancing in the distance. As he got closer he realised he wasn’t dancing
sausagewithgirth: I was on vacation when I discovered the public toilets deep in the park opposite my hotel. I went in and noted that the toilets stalls were all basically rooms. I was a little disappointed that there were no glory holes, but noted all
ive-waged-war-on-the-moon: benchariot: herpowerisherown: christianmingle: on the left is a roll of toilet paper on the right is my arm do u see how pale i am I know what you are. You’re impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and
KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD IS BACK! I’ve been off the grid for the summer. Not because government was on my tail, but because I… dropped my phone in the toilet. And then I was googling “how to remove a phone from a toilet in a way that
New Post has been published on http://bonafidepanda.com/note-toilet-seat/A Note Under the Toilet SeatRespect to this guy who was creative enough to think a way of telling a bro about his lady’s sexcapade. Although the thought of someone cheating sickens
I found an eyelash on toilet paper after wiping yesterday(idk) and I made a wish that I’d fall in love with myself again and then I smiled and I flushed it down the toilet.
Why I just LOVE his new club. FINALLY…a bathroom attendant that earns the dollar I toss at them! (Lovely artwork by desilewslut here on tumblr)
rantyrandy: indieduckie: comicsansmpreg: rest in peace you fucking toilet cover Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at
officialannakendrick: officialannakendrick: just think of all the toilets you’ve sat on whoa you know what toilet seats should be more comfortable. i’m really upset how uncomfortable toilet seats are Making them more comfortable would almost HAVE
forcedtoiletslavegirl: disciplinarian1: forcedtoiletslavegirl: nolimitpig: forcedtoiletslavegirl: Myself licking a toilet seat on request while crushing my tits under the toilet seat! Who wants to sit and let me clean them too? [or just use my mouth
masterlovehurts: Lori was surprised when the man barged into the bathroom stall, pulled her off the toilet and started fucking her dripping wet pussy without saying a word.The smell of her piss in the toilet, the feel of the cool air on her bare ass,
keepbeachcityweird: KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD IS BACK! I’ve been off the grid for the summer. Not because government was on my tail, but because I… dropped my phone in the toilet. And then I was googling “how to remove a phone from a toilet
kidxforever: cubanflagemoji: ay real question where does a guy’s dick go when yall sit on tbe toilet to take a shit????? you just let it fall into the bowl?? yeahif I let it sit outI might pee on accidentand get pee on the floor I try to pee
dallas-voyeur: rustycruiser: Toilet fuck Just pull your shorts down to your ankles, get down on all fours, and take this hard cock on the floor of your toilet stall.
bestscatdotcom: Since today, this nasty asshole will pay me for the pleasure of eat my tasty shit. He is laying on the floor waiting for his lunch with the tribute ready on his right hand and the toilet paper on his left. This way is much rewarding
unwisely: qarcon: Someone wrote a little story on the wall in the college toilets “There once was an old man who took long walks on the beach every morning. One day he saw a young man dancing in the distance. As he got closer he realised he wasn’t
shinkun123: qarcon: Someone wrote a little story on the wall in the college toilets “There once was an old man who took long walks on the beach every morning. One day he saw a young man dancing in the distance. As he got closer he realised he
did-you-kno: In Kansas, a 35-year-old woman became stuck to her boyfriend’s toilet after sitting on it for 2 years. Her skin had reportedly grown around the seat, which had to be pried off the toilet and removed at a hospital. Source
watersport5: theacenightwatch: Someone: *makes something gender neutral* Assholes on Facebook: HOW DARE YOU THINK OF PEOPLE WHO AREN’T MEEEEE its a just a toilet that anyone can use… like the toilet in like, every single person’s home… why
roger-rabbit-vevo: 5-seconds-of-troyler: THE TOP PICTURE IS OF A MAN STANDING UP AT A TOILET AND THE OTHER ONE IS OF A WOMAN SITTING DOWN ON A TOILET this is like those bathrooms on that rock bottom episode of spongebob
brownskinlady20: roger-rabbit-vevo: 5-seconds-of-troyler: THE TOP PICTURE IS OF A MAN STANDING UP AT A TOILET AND THE OTHER ONE IS OF A WOMAN SITTING DOWN ON A TOILET this is like those bathrooms on that rock bottom episode of spongebob lmaoo yess
cockjudges: Canadian cock! many apologies for the toilet in the pic. Nice big cock wasted on a toilet photo, 90% but should be 81%
So I just got up out of bed and went to go to the toilet and I went to remove my tampon. Okay so thats cool fine, whatever. But then I look up as im disposing of it and there’s a goddamn blood clot just chilling out on the back of the toilet door!
petitboysblog:Oh God, I suddenly started leaking and in a panic rushed straight to the toilet, but was kept on the verge of wetting for a little longer as I had taped the toilet shut. May post a recording of my moans as I finally release. I dunno.
tat2world: See? NERDATORIUM! NERD XP LEVEL: Boba Fett in a Toilet Sarlacc’s Mouth! That’s right. You don’t come to the NERDATORIUM! , and ya don’t get first dibbs on the Sarlacc in Your Toilet” decal set. They are currently Unavailable,
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This freakin’ automatic toilet flushed before I even sat on it, while I was on it, and twice after I was done and about to leave the stall, BUT NOT ACTUALLY WHEN I GOT UP FROM THE TOILET.
kaijuno:lottiematthewsgirl:kaijuno:Where’s that one greentext about the guy on a cruise that clogged the toilet and got a maid that didn’t speak English so he showed her the clogged toilet and flushed and it went down so he basically just made the
It turns you on to hear my piss splash in the toilet, doesn’t it? The next time in need to go, you can lay on the floor and I’ll pee on your cock…
queeenofpunk: my mom left these post-it notes on the inside of my toilet seat this morning. when I came home from a long night of eating and drinking with friends, I got on my knees and lifted the lid to my toilet. when I saw this message, I immediately
rawlad300467: Horny Scally cruising for cock. Cock to suck on and to fuck his hot teen He’d about these toilets from his mates. The toilets where you can get a blow job. This teen loves it in any hole. Dirty cunt
consmiso: Stripped. Handcuffed. Made to crawl. Lick filthy toilets. Getting butt fucked. Cum on. And abandoned with its head the toilet. This is proper treatment for a fucktoy. This is what pieces of fuckmeat deserve.I guarantee you when the men left
babymiabear:🍼🦄Today daddy dressed me in an Awe So Cute diaper and onesie! Then he texted me later on asking me to send him a picture with what I wouldn’t be using today; the toilet! Only big girls are allowed to use the toilet. Babies like me
strictpigowner: gut-you-like-a-fish: Dumb little cunts have some uses, cleaning the toilet with MAC lipstick on is one of them @subgirl25 Dumb slut…smacking her…I said…clean My toilet!!