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piikeo: if they would just kiss on screen all my problems would disappear(also sorry this sketch is kinda blegh)
nutellaslave: blank: If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean
claydols: hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in
catsbeaversandducks: “Good morning, ma’am! I was wondering if you have considered letting cat into your life.” All photos via Reddit. Please click on each one for individual credit.
stuffman: People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
thelonelybrilliance: When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later
For everyone who wasn't Homestuck on 10/25/11,
justbadpuns: A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres..
witchy-woman: As promised, and requested, a bottle sealing post! A important reminder first– be careful when you’re using candles, don’t set your shit on fire. You can use any candle for this, I use different candles (colors and scents) depending
horrorfilledhate: vie-und-morte: vie-und-morte: These are some awesome bows, sold by JakeSimp on Etsy. He sells many more of all different styles, these are just some of my favorites. I want them all!
tastefullyoffensive: All day, every day. *sound on*
busket: ehjaybones: quick guys does anybody have that reaction gif of shaggy with a betrayed expression overlayed on top of shaggy looking wistfully near a tree?
bioshockalacka: “Only on [system I don’t have]!”
rarestandfairest: I remember when I found out other people chop off the tops of strawberries. I was getting stoned with a bunch of older kids and popped a whole strawberry, top and all, in my mouth. And everyone started laughing and ragging on me for
spencerofspace: Little video I made on how I did the moon makeup in my last photo set! //Alien shirt//ig: Spencerofspace
editoress: Person: Why do you always go on all these side-quests and play your character like a goody two-shoes? Me [tearfully]: BECAUSE IN VIDEO GAMES I CAN HELP EVERYONE
a-gay-angry-transman: artimadare: “How seals move on land” -bubbubbubbubbubbub- omg they’re so cute I love them
urbancatfitters: *wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?
goddammitleah: hypnotic-seduction: ambris-art: insight-jd: HOW THE FUCK That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency I’ve seen on this site yet. we interrupt your regularly scheduled lack of meaningful content, to bring you
theshitfucksart: How about a little more vent art cause I’m on a roll? Please do not repost or remove the caption.
vanillish: *walks out of grocery store* i know i have 13 followers on tumblr no pictures please
escapetothefandom: blackandblue13: hellyeahthomassanders: Getting That Beach Body! ☀️ by Thomas Sanders (inspirational guitar music playing in the background) Thomas: My friends told me I should go on a diet to get a better beach body so…
scottymouth: bumpngryles: Carly Rae Jepsen’s Twitter is the most positive/pure space on the Internet Queen of reading
gizthegunslinger: Alex Hirsch on Big Fest Russia. All photos are taken from © БОЛЬШОЙ ФЕСТИВАЛЬ и AVA Expo
sirlionel13: mauve-moth: stomatium: just-shower-thoughts: Blind people must save a lot on electricity. They do actually! I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was
buttons-on-a-shirt: Tag yourself as a suburban white mom
laurelhach: Athena got a kiss on the ear and everybody else looks scandalized
Viola Davis was not having any of Jared Leto’s shit on the set of Suicide Squad
fileformat: sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol
thenativewitch: Banish The Bullshitter Spellwhat you need:Black candlePowder of dragon’s blood, sage, black salt, cayenne, myrrhCharcoal tablet + fireproof dishPaper cutout of person giving you bullshit with name on itCarving toolBanishing oilwhat
bad-opal: shatterstag: prisillysaurus: On Saturday, the Marin Humane Society took in a dog surrendered by its owner. They soon discovered the scared, shivering dog had recently had puppies — puppies who were much too young to be separated from
frankedcastle: HAVE Y’ALL SEEN THIS SHIT ON TWITTER I’M LITERALLY DECEASED (her twitter) Bonus:
flightless-wings: if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure
kevinwada: Laughs on the X-Yacht
justforsmiles: I don’t understand why people cannot spare an extra minute or two to look over their emails before sending them out:“Hi Sylvia, I work with ____ and we are working on a great role in Higher Education at a top tear collage here in
obsessivelygalahad: acheloi-s: I don’t think we talk enough about it being 100% ok to abandon your goals. There is so much about keeping on trying and working hard and You Can Achieve Anything When You Put Your Mind To It which is a great sentiment.
rtahuniverse: cannon-fannon: THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW. You are witnessing a broken human being
cocojin: kaoruhasegawapaintworks: Gamergirl 3 2016 410 mm x 410 mm x 20 mm Acrylic on Canvas Kaoru Hasegawa http://kaoruhasegawa.com/storeIG https://www.instagram.com/kaoruhasegawapaintworks/ @lavenderbunny !!!!
invisiblyafflicted: lgbtadvocate: There should be like a spoonie festival/convention where theres soft music everwhere, and pillow forts, and adequate medical professionals, and forums on representation and disease advocacy, and mobility aid trials,
blithe-bee: Drew a Dave on stream today.
ibsprincess: People with bowel disorders are very cute and not gross, pass it on!!
thatsthat24: babygoatsandfriends: the sounds This is an actual event on the planet Earth
partybarackisinthehousetonight: *wakes up from long coma* *rubs eyes* what kidz bop are we on
yipyap: sp33n: lonelycanary: *dumb rant* This is not a super important issue but god damn it irks me when girls who cannot do their makeup to save their life talk about other women who “cake” (their words not mine) on their makeup in an attempt
pearl-likes-pi: PAY NO MIND (Madeon) || rupphire / connverse tribute I uploaded a clip earlier, here’s the finished product i just worked on this for 10 hours wake me tf up inside like 10 hours straight wh y hyperfocus i will never stop making madeon
thugilly: christel-thoughts: laurenjaurcgui: what sides have we not heard before that we get to hear from you (on the new album)? bruh, she really looked into the camera LMAO That fourth wall break killed me omg WHAT IS THIS!!
unofficiallydisney: luckycalico: My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend.
turkey-imported-from-maine: firelorcl: meladoodle: i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed a dentist i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
tarynel: fanboy-trav: hypersexualfangirl: file this under the shit-load of under appreciated people who you never learn about in school By fucking hand, bro. you always hear about the first man on the moon but never this
thugilly: tyleroakley: kristenwiiggle: THE ENDING THOUGH!!!! OKAY ABSOLUTELY!!!! *Hipster voice* I knew about Yanis before he had 100k notes on tumblr
theladylizard: guess who’s on the nerd wagon (please draw these i would be so happy)
notlorenzo: totallyatomic: halharl-infigar: This is honestly my whole outlook on life MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS BACK The range of emotions..
pocketpickles: I work in an elections office and with all this voting coming up, I thought I’d mention to not do something that I see a LOT of people do. DO NOT WRITE ANYWHERE ON YOUR BALLOTS, ONLY MARK YOUR VOTE. If you leave your signature, phone
8lackrom: tips on writing essays: skip the title! You can always come back to it skip the intro! It can often be the hardest part skip all the body paragraphs skip the conclusion skip the whole fucking essay fucking do it who gives a shit
saladder: people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level
orchidbreezefc: busket: something weird im bi but I tend to get crushes on fictional male characters more that real men and real women more than fictional female characters so I guess I like to concept of men i think this is a common feeling because
me on death row
girlsgotafacelikemurder: Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
jonnyfantastico81: pooproll: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: Narrating People’s Lives: On a Walk! 👑 (Yesss she melted my heart!!! XD) -Sanders: Story time! Little did this gumdrop know, they would soon grow up to be a mighty princess.-Kid: I
