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bulph: valucard: valucard: hey remember when Eric Andre gave out Seth Rogen’s phone number on tv? that was his real actual phone number. truly the ultimate power move. chaotic neutral
themysticdreambouquet: nyquildriver: just-shower-thoughts: The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet. #Siri Siri on my phone#how the fuck do I get home
sapphicamore: help-mywife: Help, my wife is my phone background and my phone keeps running out of battery bc I can’t stop turning it on to look at her
hatos: cleaning out my phone: best of THAT TIME JONTRON TOOK SELFIES ON MY PHONE life goals I guess lol
cestlaeevee: i cant sleep look at my phone wallpaper I need this on my phone! <3
darinpadula:Been there done that
tieboybama: Waiting for @alexropedoriginals again:As always, make sure the door isn’t dead-bolted and just locked. Put your clothes, wallet, and other belongings (other than phone) in the box and leave it on the table. Keep your phone close by you.
BLUEBEARD’S WIFE - FREE on KINDLE UNLIMITED Tara’s husband has never shared a fantasy with her, or even masturbated–that she knows of. However, this curious wife discovers a phone bill full of phone calls to sex lines and realizes her
Seeing Randy on the phone gave me ideas…his hot voice is perfect for a phone sex hotline!! O.O
unfauxgettable: chekhov: unfauxgettable: I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in
i cant stop playing phone games lately my phone has a cover on it that makes it look like a chocolate block
I picked up this decal for my phone from a local shop (it was made on the island too). Since my phone color is “Deep-Sea Blue”, I figured why not have the Hawaiian Islands in the ocean like in real life. (at Lihue, Hawaii)
jbiebsfeet: masterbieber: What the fuck are you doing bro? Hey gimme your phone, you takin’ pictures of my feet? Wow, you’re one of them? Come on then, put the phone down and get a close up, lick them. I’ve been walking barefoot all day, clean
I accidentally dropped my phone on top of my cell phone charm and it split in half. RIP Barnaby logo
fuckyeahfanficflamingo: [Get first smartphone (Fanfic Flamingo) Realize you can now read fanfic anywhere]
byronegg: Teaching Tolerance magazine —- For Teaching Tolerance magazine about schools adopting BYOD (bring your own device) practices as budgets continue to tighten and the problems that come with this.
moomin-mommy: sonicthehedgegod: i downloaded so much bara and furry porn to my phone in hopes that i could do the snapchat face swap thing and none of them worked so no i just have a fuckload of bara and furry porn on my phone haha same!! thats why
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I’ll pretend I totally did not download Ragnarok Clicker because I wanted something RO related on my phone. I also did not stay up until 4 am poking my phone because of it. Jesus I have no self control when it comes to RO.
uss-disaster: hogwartzlou: you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags
tomfletcherscats: i love when my preschoolers pretend to be talking on the phone bc if u leave them to their own devices and observe they just start saying things they’ve heard adults say into the phone like “hello i have an appointment, i’d like
chaiteaprincess: sofakeitsfox: Remember when every girl wanted this phone yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
bustyspice: FunFact: my phone was slipping.. right after this picture my phone fell on my face..
nyquildriver: just-shower-thoughts: The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet. #Siri Siri on my phone#how the fuck do I get home
misstylersmith: Ten: [on the phone] No, Rose, everything is running smoothly. Jenny, tell your mum everything is fine.Jenny: [takes phone] - Hi mum. We haven’t eaten for days, we run out of toothpaste, and I’m dropping out of college. Love ya, bye.
wheresthefuckingexit79: just-shower-thoughts: Your phone doesn’t autocorrect when you’re typing in all caps because it thinks you’re really angry and doesn’t want to get involved This is why when I’m on my phone I type all caps….
misstylersmith: Tentoo: Help, my wife is my phone background and my phone keeps running out of battery because I can’t stop turning it on to look at her.
orangecitrusring: Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household? Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you
misstylersmith: Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household? Rose, handing the phone to the Tardis: It’s for you
justaprettycoolkeychain:I hate people who call me. I don’t have a phone so you can reach me, I have a phone so I can read fanfic on the bus.
misstylersmith: Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?Rose, handing the phone to the Tardis: It’s for you
eightiesdyke:Y’all ever mess up putting your phone charger in your phone completely sober just to flex on sherlock holmes
demonicae: nonlinear-nonsubjective: is anyone else annoyed by the stereotype that young people’s phones are a loud and annoying device? because i have never heard anyone under 30 who doesn’t have their phone on vibrate. like 100% of the time if
nonlinear-nonsubjective: is anyone else annoyed by the stereotype that young people’s phones are a loud and annoying device? because i have never heard anyone under 30 who doesn’t have their phone on vibrate. like 100% of the time if the marimba
wildemolga: imagine steven getting cell phones for the gems so they can stay in touch with him while they’re away on missions garnet breaks her first three phones just by pressing the buttons too hard, but once she gets the hang of it she becomes
keepbeachcityweird: KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD IS BACK! I’ve been off the grid for the summer. Not because government was on my tail, but because I… dropped my phone in the toilet. And then I was googling “how to remove a phone from a toilet
I made that fanart by Hone of Pearl in Amethyst’s outfit the background on my phone, which I will probably regret when I inevitably forget I did that and lend someone my phone but whatevs
a bunch of apps on my phone updated last night but I didn’t look to see which ones and I just noticed one of them removed their icon from my… whatever the phone equivalent of a desktop is (which happens sometimes when apps update for some reason).
artemispanthar: a bunch of apps on my phone updated last night but I didn’t look to see which ones and I just noticed one of them removed their icon from my… whatever the phone equivalent of a desktop is (which happens sometimes when apps update
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: a bunch of apps on my phone updated last night but I didn’t look to see which ones and I just noticed one of them removed their icon from my… whatever the phone equivalent of a desktop is (which happens sometimes
I was trying to screencap the flower on my phone but my phone is super laggy so I just completely missed it but the resulting screencap is so inexplicably funny to me. It’s just like “Look! Here’s some dirt.”
crinosg:k-eke:Poyo She tried to call Bayonetta but Kirby got to the phone first. Lady Dimitirescu: Kirby, KIBRY, HONEY, Could you, COULD YOU PUT YOUR MOM ON THE PHONE PLEASE?
cautism:Shhhh he’s on the phone making important phone calls!!!!! (dominos declined his coupon)
deliciae-delectae: cumstarved: Each week, my roommates decide on something that I’m not allowed to do without a cock down my throat. Last week it was doing my makeup. This week, it’s using my phone. So they’ve been texting me, watching my phone
itssexualhour: i was sitting next to my crush in french and my phone fell on the ground and then he picked it up and i was like give it back and he just put my phone into his pants but not like under his boxers anyways wouldn’t give it back so i
uncontrollably-infatuated: I was watching penguins of Madagascar when that is terrifying. I wanted to make it my wallpaper on my phone then I realized I have a penguin cover and it looks likE MY PHONE’S FACE why iS this so Funny to mE
addictofselfdelusiongirl: naughtynicegirl69: I was looking through my shower picture from earlier…what you don’t see in this picture is my foot lifted up as I was trying to lean into my phone so I could capture the perfect picture on my phone…lol…I
marisaauntmay: mmm the most Unrealistic part of spiderman: homecoming was peter parker having his phone’s volume up so high like uhhhh hate to break it to you marvel but no one under the age of 25 has had their phone on anything other than vibrate/silent
badazzwoody69: jasonhorton: When she is more into her phone than you There has been a couple “dates” I’ve been on where the woman was doing that. Needless to say i got up and walked out so her and her phone could enjoy a romantic dinner together.
officialunitedstates: the phone rings. you pick it up but all you hear is the sound of mashed potatoes. you try to hang up the phone but it turns into mashed potatoes in your hand. you wipe your hand off on your pants but those are mashed potatoes
seasonaltides: kinkshame-santa: sixpenceee: I turned my phone back on this morning to find a series of fucked up texts from my room mate by reddit user TheRealMugen My phone was off most of last night because I broke my charger. I thought it was weird
sixpenceee: A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her
nyquildriver:just-shower-thoughts:The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet. #Siri Siri on my phone#how the fuck do I get home
cockismybusiness: You know when you lose ya phone but it was??? in your back pocket??? the entire time???Disaster Gay! Link strikes again! Also “Blue” from the Heathers Musical is totally Sidon’s ringtone on Link’s phone ffffff
distilledfucking: Fucking on the phone with mom There is something indescribably hot about challenging your partner sexually when a phone call comes through.You can’t tell me you haven’t tried this. we all try this. @fortherelease having some
wickedclothes: Hogwarts Express Phone CaseThis phone case will make sure you never forget what platform you’re supposed to run through. Sold on Etsy.
screamingiminlovewithyou:i’m sorry. i can’t come to the phone right now? why? oh. cause i hate talking on the phone please text me instead.
mtndewloyalist-iii:anotomia:stomping on my phone like a cigarette Pulling a second, identical phone out of my pocket, hands visibly shaky, and logging back into tumblr
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