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gabri-l: guardtristan: So if you attract pigeons with bread what did THAT guy throw outside? ….freedom.
adimals: wolfchurros: jesuschristvevo: what if people who havent seen bee movie get curious because of all the posts about it on tumblr and watch it and then the sales for bee movie go up out of nowhere and they get enough money to make bee movie 2
louwhis: (◡‿◡✿) (ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me” (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked
totheready: prbuick11: what…. jesus fucking christ
u-ok: they’re here
supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel
analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….
the-fandoms-are-cool: thedorkknightbegins: the-fandoms-are-cool: swiftingthrough: making my way downtown what’s wrong with your coins did you bend them or something? I believe that’s a British coin called a pence….That’s 50 pence so
abasnail: that’s what I call a traffic jam
lizthefangirl: drunkpeeta: drunkpeeta: drunkpeeta: My brother just read the skippy peanut butter and it expried on March 1st he’s been like this for 15 mins and wont stop sobbing IT’S BEEN HALF AN HOUR HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HE EVER DID TO
starfish-are-stickers: you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets? fucking FAKE POCKETS THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
doctorhotpants: ravenclawsbleedtardisblue: oh-stewart: i have the sex appeal of a math book idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me” And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
tricksterwizardry: jensensations: profoak: ?????????????????? WHY AM I LAUGHING WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HERE In the first frame, Gooby stands happily with his hat. In frame two, he spots another hat, which he takes. In frame three he stands joyously with
cassbuttstiel: I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?“ and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
jasbeaw: What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
redvinesgiraffe: democracykills: swaggersbackto-theimpala: I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit GUTEN MORGEN HERR
officialradioshack: you kids with your “housetrapped" and your “doctor what" and your “extranatural"
herrashmoo: sublimesublemon: what if the tornado full of sharks hit the plane full of snakes You are the future
krakenwagen: “is it a boy or a girl?” the new mother says eagerly, after having her baby. “What does it matter? It’s not a shiny" says the doctor, releasing the newborn into the wild.
absconds: absconds: whats that gay anime called again
midnaeverafter: rabioheab: i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim #well yiff my shota and call me a yaoi
nightvalesbroadcaster: witchgoth: it’s national crush day, you know what that means. drive your steamroller up and down the streets crushing your enemies like the vermin they are #things you have to read in Cecil Baldwin’s voice
edwad: #AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair
fannibalecter: Getting what I need for school
doglets: If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago
terra-butt: kaldriss: kaldriss: what even is atheism a non-prophet organization There it is friends
racisrn: inbox: ? *?
jester-of-blood: sanoblaze23: bleeding-shortcake: thunderswarehouse: iamoceanic: a-wind-temple-in-appalachia: trainhowyoufight: I found what happened to the budget in America. The Government is clearly building Mecha-Ronald McDonald. Wake up,
magicalmysterytardis: so my mom bought me new shower gel and i use caress so they have weird names and this one is called ‘tempting whisper’ so i was like what?
siponmoonlight: fredredrika: Women hiding in front of men disguised as their beards and pants [x] THIS HAD ME SO FOOLED UNTIL I ACTUALY READ WHAT IT WAS OMFGGGGGG
tiggyloo: nothingbutfauxpas: why am I laughing so hard right now. what…
bagmilk: what kind of name is janice
bloody-nips: when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop
thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isnt the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit
kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk: kirk-: kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk: what does rofl stand for rise our father lucifer thanks
deadmaid: sarahsprite: deadmaid: lvkesprite: what old joke are we going to bring back next NO
cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck,
grimdark-scalemate: british-norwegian: grimdark-scalemate: what does nicholas cage dry his hair with? the Declaration of Independence
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: thegayteen: while everyone is releasing new singles this is what kesha has been up to… i feel this in my soul
neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
harryedward: harryedward: harryedward: What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th :O This ruined my life
brigwife: kidouyuuto: how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple French Person: Non c’est une freaking pomme *800 years of war*
deansguilt: my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise
thetrifrmphm: snorl4x: how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency??????? #what does the crayon define as an emergency
foodchewer: foodchewer: what should i ask for this christmas? ok assholes
faokryn: theprettygoodgatsby: firebirdy: This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10 whAT BOOK IS THIS To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North. Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.
nagitok: “what did this man do, officer?” “he just… he just did everything”
neo-kobe-stuffing: down-2mars: Does anyone else see what’s wrong with this picture? At first I thought it was the fact that the potted plant in the background kinda clipped to the foreground but I guess that’s not the case.
8oo: gantas: i don’t get why people try to censor their swears like “f*ck” wow i wonder what’s behind the asterisk ?? is it an airplane??? a bottle of heinz ketchup ?/ ? shinji ikari>? ??
neoliberalismkills: a man who gets what he wants out of life
gwess: whatsacanada: What do the bus drivers on field trips do while kids are on the field trip
notveryproductive: lance-corporal-loveme: crowley-the-arse-butt: asgardreid: thestormscrolls: ok so this just hit me humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water. so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would
mamalalonde: richarcl: what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
skypestripper: skypestripper: what if boys wore fancy lace underwear
that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
hec-ticglow: love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem
jonathan: what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral
world-shaker: Just let the enormity of what’s going on here slowly sink in.