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snatchedweaves: belleswift17: Can someone tell me what’s wrong with this picture?? I’m so confused on why it’s a weird picture lol omg
HAHAH! OMG! His facial expressions are killing me!
joanashino:I think the 12 year old me would totally have a crush on the grown up me. That sounded kinda wrong..Inspired by the quote from 3liz, with some minor alterations.
As a boy who always worried whether he really was attracted to girls, it was in seeing vaginas that terrified me more than anything. That they repulsed me so, emphatically confirmed what a part of me already knew, that I was gay. The Masochistic Emascula
domestic–doll:Omg look at this purdy purple domestic–doll:About to hop in the bathtub, wanna send me asks to keep me company?
Omg hes conducting and he looks so hot omg
tostadasheep: stimmystuffs: https://www.instagram.com/p/BeLsHqdA6KH/?explore=true Me: “oh they’re cute cactuses” Person: *lays paper on top* Me: “no fucking way” Person: *pulls paper back and reveals perfectly transferred image* Me: 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
fullbladderlemons: Please enlighten me 😂
Welp WELP XD My awesome Sis pepperree drew me this…. My sass knows no bounds!GDFNBHFGJGDGKLHJKN SHE’S SO ADORABLE OMG YES THANKS IM JUST GONNA GO EXPLODE XDSeriously tho, if you weren’t already go follow this cutie she is the BEST :D Yma really
secretghosty: me- has tiring day at work me thinks abt kissing a Soft Stomach me- wow all better
feministcaptainkirk: trnscndnt: sluttyoliveoil: davevaleza: i must’ve called a thousand times // you used to call me on my cell phone are you insinuating at drake and adele… that drake……. and Adele……… Omg @sessionmoth
captain-sad: if you dont give me attention and tell me you love me i will wilt and die like a tamagotchi
jealously: bopeep: 4gifs:When your significant other is in a bad mood but still loves you.me!!!!!!!!
fortheloveofcorgis: maythefoxbewithyou: He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me! omg what a dork
clientsfromhell: Me: “What browser are you on?” Client: “Google.” Me: “Google Chrome?” Client: “No, just regular Google.” Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.” Client: “Google.” Me: “No.” Client: “Look, we
animerei: sexonmotorcycles: So… You guys should all talk to me and be my friend. OMG MARCI KDSCJSDJCDJKKJV
jesus-o-tier: 3eep: phemiec: atrueenglishman: Yesterday I found that someone wrote “Stay beautiful!” on the wall of a bathroom stall in red and blue marker. It highly amused me. Why am I so stupid omg
sangorox: YOU’RE KILLIN’ ME RIGHT NOW
agentrodgers: lady-comedian: agentrodgers: fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me: agentrodgers: Just got back from the gym ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW? …… Barton, I’ve been compromised. OMG I CAN IMAGINE BARTON ALL LIKE “I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET
laura-linney: My friend got me a shout out from tatiana at comic con
omg-tgirls-me:
omg-thickness: brownyellowpuertoricanandasian: professoroflust: hoesnevergetcold: “i dropped my quarter” lmao me Such a tease but I like it this is hilarious, real, and cute AF My fav. Cardi vid
omg
My mom just tell me that she found that she was pregnat of me 18 years ago... just the day Niall horan was turning one year old.
boomitsnialler: if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting
rexuality: OMG. So I was walking back to my apartment and I heard some footsteps and I turned around and there was this guy running straight for me. I started panicking thinking he wanted to wear my skin as a dress. He gets closer and sees me, looking
kinesthetiac: omg next level video portrait
xforxkeepsx: alossforbacon: My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?” and I was like “…what” and then she took my hand and gave me this carrot I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing Omg i teared
yoursmileisuberadorable: memicaela: Paramore Concert oH MY GOD YOU COULDN’T HAVE PICKED WORSE POCTURES OF ME. BUT OMG ILY MICAELA!!!
OMG I’m gone for a few days and unapologeticcbitch tagged me for the 6 selfie challenge! These are surprisingly all from the past 6 months! That’s like a record for me :P Anywhos Im gonna nominate some cool kids and I’ll leave it up
show me the stars
janemba: *broke nigga asks me for d*ck pics* Me: I AM NOT A HOE *rich nigga ask me for d*ck pics* Me: *brushes the cobwebs off* say cheese!!!
84emojis: boy: *takes more than 3 minutes to text back* me: *opens quote post* “A man has always wanted to lay me down, but he never wanted to pick me up.” -Eartha Kitt
kool-aid-jammers: me: wyd her: playing with my pussy me internally: iight man, moment of truth, this is where legends are born, you can’t sound thirsty but you have to sound attracted to her actions, you got this. you fucking got this. me: haha me
surprisebitch: *calls 911* 911: hello, 911, what is your emergency? me: help!! i lost my virginity!! 911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think.. me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity ! 911: ohhh! xD me: xD
firelorcl:me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-flower: he’s cheating on you susan
prongsvszayn: husband goals me: *accidentally says zayn’s name in bed* husband: me: husband: bitch me too!! tf! moschi-no-yes
imgod: me: hi how are you? customer: [ignores me] me: okay i’ll just go fuck myself
gagakillsthebitch: I FUCKING CAN’T HELP ME THEY ARE SO PERF OMG
TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.
To the muscly guy that said goodnight to me at Altona Sports Club: GET ON ME.
It’s a vape get over it omg
I AM SO SEXY OMG SLEEVELESS WORK SHIRTS MAKE ME LOOK GOOD MY FACE MAKES ME LOOK GOOD I LOOK GOOD
omg my leg touched my other leg in the dark and I just got so scared. I think it's time for bed when I get this jumpy.
whoreismzz: ugh i hate when people interrupt my dirty thoughts by talking to me, no i am not just sitting here i am BUSY
omg Max and Ruby makes me so angry In this episode Ruby is taking Max to buy new overalls and she says they only have ŭ to spend for it. Then Max sees this dragon shirt he wants and Ruby is like “No Max, we’re here for overalls not a dragon
SYNNE SENT ME THIS PACKAGE AND SHE’S BEEN REALLY EXCITED FOR ME TO GET IT AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS INSIDE SO IM GONNA LIVEBLOG ME OPENING IT LMAO
omg u GUYSi have been so bad about being active on here im so so srry its just i went back to school and im still working full time and me and the bf got our own place so life has been CRAZYilyall send me asks and submit your beauty to me so i can share
verysecretlykinky:Tease me and I’ll tease back 😉🌹~ No Age In Bio = Blocked ~🌹
iamgoddessfawn:elenastrawberry:🙃🖤This, for me, is what it’s all about. I watch this and because it is so beautiful and my heart aches as I’ve never achieved what I see in this image, not that level of connection, sharing, love, cuddling,
brxbx: ozeia: riggu: voulx: me me me me
tamiiland: sassysharpshooter: lukethreepwood: SMASHING SCREAM SUNNY OMG LMAO LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS AND LAUGH WITH ME. I’M LOOKING TAMS, I’M LOOKING OH MY GOD WHAT
thecapn: the subtle differences between omg, OMG, oh my god, o hmy god, poh my god, OH MY GOD, oh my goD, and oH MY GOD
pulpfanfiction: (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark
safe-behind-bars: older-aang: kuro-tokyo: scared the shit out of me every time my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral reblogging again just for that omg
toastdurr: wallabyvvay: dancelilithdance: toastdurr: ironicbaking: toastdurr: “ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ” i thought this was me at first and i was really confused omg hi WE’RE MULTIPLYING uhhhhhhh thIS WAS A POST
isabellaphant: tophatfloof: rosalui: karnsway: memecucker: do people actually read books while in the bathtub how do you not get everything wet why is this making me laugh so fucking hard THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
jacobgyllenheaux: (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me)
hlywd-owen: ask-gallows-callibrator: happileeerin: l0kasenna: inwhichifeelallthefeels: castielismycherrypie: ah-shiyt: grimbarke: sangcoon: im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg based off this prompt that was sent to me
omg i didn’t know there was a kaito response pv to “deep-sea girl” [whispers] it was rly cute (●´∀｀●)
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