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sushinfood: dnotive: YOU CUT THAT OUT I love this so much. It makes me happy.

ruadhan1334: justcyborgthings: cookie-sheet-toboggan: miss-vickt0re: carbcruncher000: thegirlfriend-experience: citycrowdpleaser: say it with me now.. 2018 Goals Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free Yo Canada,

marielshanon:It took me soooo much time… But I did it!

hellhouse: I have such a problem with secondhand embarrassment that if I’m watching something and a character does something that I find even the littlest bit embarrassing I have to either mute the TV or plug my ears and avert my eyes. It makes me

happymondayman: Hell yeah, @0nigum0 brings in the cakewith this Ban passes the 1000kg mark!!currently he’s 1043kgs of pure boar blob!Week 4, only one update leftdonate here:https://www.paypal.me/totolino

Is it horny in here, or is it just me?

kaylynnykim:is it just me?

awwww-cute:Fear me

wintermoth: kripke-is-my-king: superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: nachosinthetardis: the-fault-in-our-bacon: I hope in Matt Smith’s last episode, someone finally says, “I love your bowtie.” WHAT IF IT’S ROSE I’LL FLING MYSELF INTO THE

adventuretitan: oh no she found it nowaitstop, look

theonetruenators: collide-with-the-pie: categoryfourkaiju: brimmy21: orcinus-equus: itsgettinghyakinhere: nneeeuuhhhuehuehue IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME. What does this mean I don’t get it

aeroknight: someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen

onenicebugperday:aussieosbourne:aussieosbourne:aussieosbourne:i just rescued a weevil from a comically tiny shirt, stand by while i figure out how to process this experience and stop laughing myself sickroommate called me down to grab a weird bug by the

masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than ฤ they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print

omg-blackqueen: destinyrush: 💀💀 Me too I once crashed a gray car and replaced it with a red version of the same car, so when Pimp says “I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red” I feel that shit in my soul.

OMG IM DYING STARFIGHTER VISUAL NOVEL OMG OMG I JUST PLAYED THE DEMO AND WANTED TO DIE OF LOVE WHEN CAIN APPEARED OMG OMG CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/starfighter/starfighter-visual-novel

So , i found out i have a Doppelganger !!On the left , a Swedish K-9 soldier , on the right it’s me … we are so alike … O_O

brightchimeradragon: just-bx: Just SCience IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

deebott: It’s me!

warumonzaemon:expelliarmpit: so my girlfriend has had a shiny luvdisc for the longest fucking time and no matter how hard i would try i could NEVER CATCH/BREED ONE OF MY OWN and she would always tease me about it and it drove me nuts turns out she bred

In response to the racist/Islamophobic ads that have recently come up; The MYG of the ICSC presents: My Jihad Is… The word Jihad basically means the internal struggle against evil (or the number 69, apparently). It’s NOT a mission to kill Christians

stumpkin: i’m trying to untag myself in this picture on fb and idk why this option made me laugh so hard but odmg

pocosun:nitemarephantom: #omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me #fuck #just

chinad011: it took me years to understand this joke

Hello... it's me.

Hello... it's me.

omg it's N7 day

firelorcl:me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-flower: he’s cheating on you susan

quixon: Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out Y’all cmere Come closer Lemme holla at y’all a second Y’all want this damn baby?

masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than ฤ they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print

timelordonbakerstreet: notblurryface: villain who can’t be taken seriously because of his unintimidating evil laugh “Will anybody own up to this crime?”“It was me!” [NYEH NYEH!!]“Anybody?”

prettyboyshyflizzy: sadellite: passinnotesinsecrecy: this is my favourite poem ever MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT GET THE JOKE

doofuses: fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho

tatianathevampireslayer: I know there’s no assigned seats in college but if I’ve been sitting in the same seat since for seven weeks don’t fuckin sit there

catie-does-things: bellamysbelle: is it just me or does the Friends theme song become increasingly more relevant as i get older i guess someone did tell us life was gonna be this way

Omg you make me wanna drink ):< so bad. So frustrated. But good lord… I don’t think I can ever handle you ever again. Don’t do this to me.

hsxlt: when ur listening to something great and it gets to louis’ solo at the end

I love this , it inspires me

omg these refs didn’t care at all, when the fight started they just let the guys go at it but then the one guy was on the ground while the other was repeatedly punching him in the face so it had to be stopped

Omg I hate dreaming. Usually if I dream I have a nightmare or something is related to people in real lfe and it makes me feel really bad. Then when I wake up I feel like the dream was real and I getreallysad and just dont want to wake up…

omg when I was in the Galapagos I was staying on a boat with my parents, brothers and 11 other passengers and one of them was this guy and he has toe thumbs like the Megan Fox thing and omg it was just really weird

Hi it's me again!

pbcbstudios: I love The Iron Giant and it happened to be on this weekend. While I was watching it, it got me thinking - What would a sequel look like?! So, I drew up these fake fan art images! There’s no storytelling in the images but here’s

martinfreeman: moms who pronounce the store “target” like it’s french

rebuy: disarms: screencock: This is still as messed up as it gets. YALL WRONG OMG this is me

mundanemerman: xeppeli: It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet. Honey no

niknak79: One of these things is not like the other…

iroxykun: whoops my hand slipped i’ll colour it later probs make it all vectory and stuff ye omg is that me wahaa thank youu! <3

hoenntrumpets: victini: reblog this and i’ll admire how sexy your icon is i see your fucking game mister you cant hide it from me

lunaticalis:I AM BRINGING THIS JAR OF DIRK THING BACK IT HAS BEEN A WHILE

destinyofself: me: hoe don’t do it hoe: me: oh my god

slimetony: w3k: slimetony: ive never seen snow someone describe it to me smells like water its like im there

GRANDMA, IT’S ME

frankywuff: Some of you may find this strange.I listen to videos of people whispering to me, sometimes in 3D sound.This guy, WhisperMister1 is great. It’s all about triggering “ASMR”. Look it up =]It makes me feel funny and sleepy (and this helps

eidolicempress: say it with me now gaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-a-ay

fairymascot replied to your post: negi-san reblogged your p… damn my heterophobia aside this was a really nice answer song! omG it is indeed! ♥

floatycrownythingz: subv20: everydayamermaid:by Kai Carpenter (tumblr)Otherwise known as @floatycrownythingz and @erotic-nonfiction Omg, I love this. I’m super into this interpretation.

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