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She didn’t believe him when he said it was THICKER than her wrist. She called his bluff. He dropped his shorts…Fuck! He was right. OMG! She didn’t believe him when he said it would all fit inside her. He had to show her. He was right about that
wendydoodles: illustrixillustrates: trippyhippiehiddlestoned: …okay idk about y’all but if i was her i would be licking the glass right after he said that…. LOL!!! DYING….omg
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b-b-c–queen: mostlydarkanddepraved: I said that I would take him anywhere; but omg; I did not know he was that big!
reallifescomedyrelief: khaleesicle: fsufeminist: wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneetoile: THIS IS MARRIAGE!! Thats right! Permission to be a bad ass. Nod. He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES.
s-o-l-i-v-a-g-a-n-t: yeliw: release-the-reins: too-stoned-to-remember: My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING mermaid dogs OMG CUTIE
twilighttheunicorn:mandopony:ultrafacts:Alex (1976 – September 6, 2007) had a vocabulary of over 100 words, but was exceptional in that he appeared to have understanding of what he said. For example, when Alex was shown an object and was asked about
party-wok: thatbullshit: “At the height of his cocaine addiction, David Bowie weighed only 95 pounds, hardly a healthy weight for 5’11”. He later said that he spent most of the mid-Seventies trying to perfect telekinesis and trying to keep Jimmy
puppymother:in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
OMG! Now if I had been that audience dude…and that stripper was practically shoving his cock in my mouth..I would have STR8 up asked him: “Buddy…I’ll suck that cock in a NY minute if you let me”…and if he had said go for it…DAM
I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?“ and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
shiningmedusa: more from the u-kiss show: soohyun said korean kissmes are like their family, but american kissmes are all their wives kevin asked, “how many babies do you want?” to soohyun after he said that soohyun said, “there are 2,000 people
archiaart replied to your post: cocktailpolitics said: … you’re so wrong omg he must keep it imagine that beautiful tache exfoliating sherlock’s upper lip as they kiss and the hairs poke his skin and into his nose a bit maybe?? so hot and
askgothichunter said: This looks like Benedict is Lestate while Tom is Louis. I don’t know why, but that would be an interesting remake. NO NO BEN IS LOUIS HIDS IS LESTAT B/C HE IS THE SMARMY DEVILISH HUSBAND BIG BROTHER WHO IS ACTUALLY YOUNGER BUT
reading people trying to rationalize that bizarre speech whedon gave omg “it’s a semantics argument GOSH!” “he’s bringing up important points about the movement!!!!” “YR NOT READING EVERYTHING HE SAID STOP ARGUING
ghostpulse: j-ehan: that’s it that’s the show omg
I really, really, really hope he actually said that, because my vagina is shooting sparklers of happiness right now.
tigerfan371: My son tied me up like this. Omg how did I allow this? I didn’t know he looks at me this way. He said he’s making me his. He’s actually going to fuck me! Well he has become a great man. That bulge in his shorts tells the story. I know
yelyahwilliams: release-the-reins: too-stoned-to-remember: My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING omg
veggietalesyaoi: happy-gothic-faggamuffin: 8-bit-glitter-kitten: L is such a smart ass,omg when he said that i had to pause the episode until i could stop laughing
vengefulgreed said: OMG KITTIE!!! and yes xD That’s Huxley. XD He’s such a wittle piggy and always has a smug look on his face when he’s busted. I’ve known him all his life, but only came into our life when he was eleven
crazyseandx: honeyglazedbabe: xelamanrique318: omg?????? SIS OMGGG I cannot quite make out what she said that made Fallon man fall down and rofl “He can’t get it up to pee much less get it up to…” and jimmy lost it
cherryroze: Holy shit he said this ?!?! Omg. Can’t believe I missed that.
omg-amy-marioux: omg-amy-marioux: And before he left, I slipped him my number on a note that said, “text me when you get to the end of our street. I want to spend some time with you : )” He did and I told him to wait there for 10 minutes and I told
gothiccharmschool: divitation: I told my friend that I wanted all of this… and he said “I’m beginning to see a pattern… EHHHHH?!?!?! :D” omg… Please deliver all of that furniture to me. Now. Thank you.
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
sexcretaryofstate: Bending backwards. I bet she wasn’t thinking of that position when he said to “grab your ankles”
THIS IS MARRIAGE!! Thats right! Permission to be a bad ass. Nod. He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
jaiking: dahumblesouls: afrodominican: probablydoingtoomuch: CLASSIC What y’all say when you see my amazing blog lmao. *shrugs* as soon as he said that you knew he was going to violate. Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad
kuntybynature: shehateme: kingjaffejoffer: caliphorniaqueen: I remember one time kingjaffejoffer said he wasn’t a fan of this girl’s face and that he wished she wouldn’t include it in her nudes. He put her url & everything lol. Lol back
milliondollarnigga: hervacationh0me: xangoblazedifiyah: No love for dem white ho3z Oh my god Jerry the King’s laugh after he said that shitI miss that laugh so much
ghettoincest: I stumbled across my nephews personals ad on craigslist while I was looking for some “casual encounter sex” myself, lol. The ad said he was looking for a sexy thick freak that loves to suck big dick and lick balls, to hook up at his
bbcformyfamily: When my boss asked what I was willing to do for a raise I told him anything. He asked again, I turned the picture of my daughter toward him and said anything again. He came home with me that night. He was in shock when I helped make
nikkithespicysubmissive: chocolatebbwxxx: prettyandmean: buttgrabnchamp: DIGGING DEEP! (Shoveling Pussy) When i said my fave position was flat on my stomach with my legs closedBut the fact that he says “goodmorning my queen” I would die 😩
saypondwithnod: blisscity: ishmeeh-: HAHA! Omg, I would do that. I don’t know which is more funny, the way he said “swan dive” or how he swan dived. I’m doing this. This is such an old video! Lol HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
giraffesandsneezing: today i was telling my dad about how i think falafel looks like horse poop and he didn’t know what it was so i described it and he said “oh. that sounds fal-awful”. OMG
omg-amy-marioux: omg-amy-marioux: Didn’t go so well. I shouldn’t have wore those heel boots that he says drives him crazy…or that tight dress …no bra. I tried to explain and he just slowly undressed me and sank me down to my knees like I said
omg-amy-marioux: omg-amy-marioux: I’ve never been fucked like that…he controlled everything. I wasn’t allowed to cum until he said so. I was his property and couldn’t get enough even when I was sore…even if he came wherever he wanted. I couldn’t
fuck-the-family: “Omg daddy! Mummy you said it would be just us two” “Darling daddy wants to fuck you, so do I, are you up for that?” “Only if he makes sure he shoots every last drop into my unprotected pussy, I want my lil bro or sis growing
hasana-chan: micthemicrophone: I don’t think you understood what he meant, he said get ripped like jesus Oh my fucking god Omg I love that picture No offence against anyone He’s just like “Fuck yo sins, I’m goin’ home.”
little-spoon-harry: thespacegoat:remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post and now to this day people still think he said it that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet omg
ray-and-thebehaviors: I hate that one friend who always blurts everything out ! Me : “omg , he looks so good.” Annoying Friend : “who him ? AYE , EXCUSE ME MY FRIEND LIKES YOU.” BITCH SHUTUP . For one , i said he was cute i didn’t say
key said he didn’t know if they deserved the award in his speech but you guys deserve all the awards in the world T-T
dekutree: there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
shinebrighterthananyonee: yelyahwilliams: release-the-reins: too-stoned-to-remember: My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING omg MERMAID
To the muscly guy that said goodnight to me at Altona Sports Club: GET ON ME.
londontojamaica: keepcalmandkerrieon: babynathtw: sexytimewithsykes: TOMAX 4 LYF. POOR TOM TOM <3 i honestly thought he said “orgasm councelling for tom” omg ^ that comment!
I wonder what it says about me and my relationship that when he was about to cum on my face I said ‘dont get it on my blanket’ and he said ‘I already made sure not to’. I am more concerned about my faux fur blanket than my eyeballs.
@bree: I did…verbally…but I could’ve def lured him into a dark alley and done terrible things. He would’ve totally been game, he was so pathetic. @dane:omg hahahha the last thing you said to me was that only certain liqour
nucopedia: e-s-ca-pe: release-the-reins: too-stoned-to-remember: My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING aw mY GOODNESS Omg mermaid dogs.
Omg i got my small fries upgraded to a medium at mcdonalds for waiting longer than 10 mins for my food. There was this asian teenage boy who was doing raps for a ũ at mcds. Lol he was so cute and he had a shirt that said Ill rap for a dollar. And when
Justin and I bumped into each other at the library and he said we should study together after his stats class omg. That voice 😩😩😩😩 I’m dead and I’m holding onto his notes right now. I’m figuratively holding hands with Justin
catasterismes: yelyahwilliams: release-the-reins: too-stoned-to-remember: My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING omg omfg mermaid dogs
vintage-stars-and-moonlight: moonwalkingwithprod: liyahalex: yeahfaggot: omg So done with him…why does this remind me of when Pronce said he used to eat his toenails??? HE SAID THAT!? yes he said that… lol you late
cassbuttstiel: I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?“ and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
mindtheglass: today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner. we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek,
hannah-the-lion: madameatomicbomb: partybarackisinthehousetonight: give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you I swear to God I am so tired of this meme.
velvetfrostnsfw: @shinonsfw said that he wanted more people to draw this cute background pone called Fresh Coat so I did and I’m kinda in love with her now omg lmao xD fuuuggggthis is amazing, thank you <3
