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lobstronomousskeleton:sixpenceee:This New, Old House by reddit user BatoutofHell821 Now this short, creepy story definitly sent shivers down my spine. Read More HOLY FUCK
Omg Tinder Doctor is CLUELESS
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thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON
foxxxynegrodamus: shiftingself: Wind goddess @inbetweenlove HANA THAT FUCKING OUTFIT SLAYS
candidcatharsis: so at work our store accidently ordered 700 khakis instead of the 70 we were supposed to get. the khakis in these pics i took ain’t even an eighth probably of all the fucking khakis we have stuffed in the back rooms. we have too many
chokesngags: kingjaffejoffer: Why are so many people who don’t eat pork so militant about it? You can casually mention having a BLT or something and their voice gets all angry like, “I DON’T EAT NO FUCKING SWINE. FILTHY PIG BEAST” and you’re
hikki-ko-mori: so i was taking a bath a bubble bath to be specific i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something so i had a nice bath,
flaccidtrip: PLEASE FUCKING STOP
videogamebf: spacemoss: love this feeling you fuckin love shoving your feet in gross muddy grass? you like that? are you a frog? do you fuck frog too then? disgusting frog fucker
queefymanelaflare: jayda95: asap-rock-lee: white lady and a duck in a rap battle this a swan i was dere shorty was like “u a duck nigga a straight fuck nigga” had the whole terminal wylin
jodyrobots: if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
lolihentaimemes: Fuck what tha road said
blloooooo: omfg i did not fucking expect that
thatdudeemu: sojetlife: roxannemonologues: I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back. i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while
buizel: smellynerd: im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make
foxzes: fakethistoyourgrave: What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel do u mean excited
swagbat: fuck what da autobots said
kototyph: #god it’s so weird #it’s a pair of pretty boys in a pretty car#but they kinda just radiate ”predator” don’t they? #like if I saw this driving past me I would be creeped out as FUCK
curepimmy: discwars: discwars: discwars: what the fuck is this bullshit HES STILL THERE THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like No shit I mean like on a PERSON
puzzlepicnic: angrynerdyblogger: pr1nceshawn: When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level *gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this Aah, university
strawberitashawty: qvincyjamxnd: naked-nigga-in-ugg-bootz: *whispers* We Da Best Dj khaled a billionaire but his edge all fucked up i love rick ross titties
maplesuhtori: *talking to white* me: hey montgomery we’re friends right? can i ask you a question? timothy: my name is actually chester but yes me: why did you pass the chinese exclusion act in 1882
itsjust-insanity: *moans when im stretching to let all the boys get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*
kool-aid-jammers: me: wyd her: playing with my pussy me internally: iight man, moment of truth, this is where legends are born, you can’t sound thirsty but you have to sound attracted to her actions, you got this. you fucking got this. me: haha me
sydneysunbeam: in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
head-turn-me-on: bekkyheathersinclaire: FUCK EARL !! OH! 😳
korpsekobain: don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
biteme-crowley: animatedcosplayer: carryonmy-assbutt: tennant-salad: kitchikishangout: MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’ the post that started it all oh god Never
veggieblt: veggieblt: veggieblt: OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD. I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK. IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: leanansidthe: hoemama: wailtothethief: Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different
rnashpotato: -hewastheirfriend: when ur tryin to tell a story but no one knows what the fuck ur talkin about nd you just drop in and just.. smack the lip- hUAPEH… ydrop down.. sme- BAUGUHGgh
Be Happy As Fuck & Tye Dye Everything!
officialblueshell: Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup
thesickestjokes: People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
xwatchmerise: merosse: If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing This is the best post I’ve ever read
mothwizard:me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreetsex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO
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kingjaffejoffer:Have you ever been ashy, put lotion on the area in question, and it still looks fucking ashy after you’re done. And you just look at the skin with a look of incredulousness What kind of lotion-resistant sub saharan strain of ash is
wajtargaryens: GOOD THE FUCK BYE
richwhitelesbian: why the fuck would you pay extra for high fiber stuff just eat your damn clothes they’re made of like a million fibers you dumb ass idiot fucker
inrealityadream: Who the fuck names horses
wugaazi: White ppl: fucking with demons or some shit Me: fascinating ,,, they are getting in touch with their roots
prettyboyshyflizzy: artbaesel: elion-gonzalez: sadspaceboy93: lonniiii: how to hurt a niggas feeling real quick 😂😂😂😂 😂 Still fucked tho… 😁 Lmfaooooooo stoopp
allison-victoria-argent: iTS A CIRCLE. I DOESNT MATTER WHICH WAY YOU CUT IT, YOU JUST TURN TGE CIRCLE ITS A FUCK I N C I R C L E
illkim: winning an argument online
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winemom:winemom:[squats in some mist dramatically] fuck what the aliens said
mieuku: I choked on my water
pussypoptarts: I hate when there’s a big ass bug in the room and someone’s like “LEAVE IT ALONE!” … why are you defending the bug for??? I don’t know what kind of stroke game this bug got cause you must be fucking it??? is that it??
at the club
imgod: me: hi how are you? customer: [ignores me] me: okay i’ll just go fuck myself
scootersenshi:Street taco vendor: Hola Mija how many?Me: Just fuck me up moschi-no-yes
zumainthyfuture: lacquerandcandy: akingsword: akingsword: I’ve been laughing at this for like 10 minutes straight Lets relive this please Oh God, the friggin lacefront cornrows… I’m dyin right now
curvedbullets: known-as-c: When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks I am fucking crine
doofuses: fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho
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