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lucybradshinkel: My mom thought I was listening to music but I was listening to her talk on the phone and she talked SOOOO much shit omg
lonelyshadeofcool: katyuna: radcoolswag: fvesauce: sushinfood: I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG WHY IS THE KID IN THE BACKGROUND SLAPPING MEAT AGAINST
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
radcoolswag: fvesauce: sushinfood: I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG
ih0peyourwifidies: ih0peyourwifidies: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the
thewinchesterswagger: ih0peyourwifidies: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete
digableswaggot: bundere: I WAS DRAWING A PENIS BUT MY MOM CAME IN SO I HURRIED AND MADE IT INTO AN ALPACA„ she just walked past really fast and didn’t say anything I THINK IT WORKED omg i can’t bREATHE
feng-huang: elisaur: guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS
housewifesecrets: charlavail: Life is unreal right now Omg! This reminds me of when my mom dog had pups. Never again, but wow. They were so stinkin cute.
awkward0w1: radcoolswag: fvesauce: sushinfood: I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG The kid hitting himself in the head with the sausage
parasailin-sarahpalin:omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer
kristenisme: thisaintfairytalee: My mom asked me what I wanted for dinner and I said nothing but as I turned around… I whispered…“everything.” omg
strugglingtobeheard: gloflow: buhbuhbeccie: Or a basset hound choice dos ^_^ Omg!!!!!!! I love but my mom would love even more!!
princess-passion-flower: indiedrone: but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian NICK OMG IT WENT VIRAL
epicneko1: feng-huang: elisaur: guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY
misterclarkrogers: babydreamgirl: christopherbarnard: @ everyone on here Cuchdjdjxnx the most me as a child but also…. can’t wait to be the mom omg I literally would’ve loved this shit as a kid hahaha I don’t know if I’m more jealous
radcoolswag:fvesauce: sushinfood: I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG
burningaquamarine: iliveinaboxofpaints: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… OMG
katyuna: radcoolswag: fvesauce: sushinfood: I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG WHY IS THE KID IN THE BACKGROUND SLAPPING MEAT AGAINST HIS HEAD THO???
icelola: I stole my mom’s jeans out of her closet haha idk they’re 3 sizes too big but they looked kinda cool, I need to get a pair of boyfriend jeans omg
villaluzian: purrityring: dopenmind:Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.this is my favorite video on the internet This kid went to Bama. My friend met him. Haha omg this is fucked up but the way he tells it
girlsgirlsandevenmoregirls: 69shadesofgray: Texts from Mom Omg I do this to my parents but with pretzels
taint3ed: itsdivaduh: cherryroze: beautiful-ambition: There is nothing that makes you feel worse as a kid than your parent saying you disappointed them. I’d rather have a spanking. Omg yes. My mom never said she was disappointed in me often, but
parasailin-sarahpalin: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer