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thatguythatdoesthingsandstuff: ollivander: frequencyratios: Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children. shoutout to the pan
drnerdlove: ferrousfellow: sageofbacon: ollivander: DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN. YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
throh: ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB
kidzbopdeathgrips: ollivander: punkfather: Everyone please take a moment of silence to honour a true Canadian icon may he live on forever in our hearts legends never die
officialfrenchtoast: ollivander:
romcommunist: ollivander: whats the mood for mid-april
fortooate:ollivander:somesleeze:spookyjupiter:don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart returnIt’s called creating jobs actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’ *pours box of cornflakes
sexykitty96: ollivander: gracejerksit: well that place has gotta be haunted no look it specifically says “Not Haunted”, see? everything is fine Dean and Sam were already here
fortooate:ollivander:somesleeze:spookyjupiter:don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart returnIt’s called creating jobsactually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’ *pours box of cornflakes
waitinforthebus: ollivander: THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR the gang runs for office
the-broken-mage: ollivander: It doesn’t even need an explanation We all know
abrackrenrek: transhumanisticpanspermia: kijikun: ollivander: DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN. Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses? SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU
peppers-pray: onionhighonionandrenown: thisnewdevilry: onionhighonionandrenown: ollivander: just-shower-thoughts: Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey
-infamoushogwartsjaguar: ravendork: “Go!” Harry beseeched to Luna and Dean. “Go! We’ll follow, just go!” They caught hold of the elf’s outstretched fingers. There was another loud crack, and Dobby, Luna, Dean, and Ollivander vanished.
jarrodis: ollivander’s wand shoppe (by gotosleepnow)
5-4-11: HARRY POTTER GIVEAWAY: Slytherin scarf (never worn), Hedwig stuffed animal (moveable head and squeaking noise), Hogwarts journal (blank paper), Slytherin journal (lined paper) and one Ollivander’s wand (January-Feburary birthday). Basically,
giddytf2: ollivander: technicolorcrows: utuututututu-deactivated2014020: ♥ If you encounter something like this, call animal control or the nearest marine mammal center right away! There have been a lot of seals abandoning their pups in recent years,
hip-pogriff: ollivander: circletines: a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay “YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY” “YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY”
im-just-here-for-the-food: somethingwittythiswaycomes: daree-to-dream: consultingwriter: ollivander: did you know canada has bagged water cause I didn’t and I live here CANADA YOU CAN’T JUST KEEP PUTTING BEVERAGES IN BAGS Hey, only countries
hecallsmepineappleprincess: castielscompanion: ollivander: herekitty: Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960 HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the
onthesideoftheotters: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH [confused sleep-over
onionhighonionandrenown: thisnewdevilry: onionhighonionandrenown: ollivander: just-shower-thoughts: Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be
starkidnutty: ollivander: guernicalightss: quincynessigsays: A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal. i want!!!!!!!!!!!!! looks like the fucking bowl of poisoned shit dumbledore drank from harry potter there is no way in hell
sageofbacon: ollivander: DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN. YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL
not-an-angel: ollivander: sketchlynx: What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm.
vigilanteoftime: ollivander: ant man 2 looks like its going to be interesting It looks like Paul Rudd is rick rolling us.
kneazles: You still don’t get it, Riddle, do you? Possessing the wand isn’t enough! Holding it, using it, doesn’t make it really yours. Didn’t you listen to Ollivander? The wand chooses the wizard.
shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning
averyterrible: belphegor1982: onionhighonionandrenown: thisnewdevilry: onionhighonionandrenown: ollivander: just-shower-thoughts: Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey
spork: ollivander: parliamentrook: bowiecadmium: fangirlscout: fenland-witch: cxnnxr-slxan: ceallaig1: zora-zen: saarebitch: barefootindecember: provendermalkin: trumpsgloryhole: If Sanders doesn’t get the nomination, and you can’t see
your-raifu-is-shit: throh: ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB Bra size: C4
thatguythatdoesthingsandstuff: ollivander: frequencyratios: Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children. shoutout to the
stkidd: ollivander: gerommey: sleepy heads dave has to pee TG: shit
somethingwittythiswaycomes: daree-to-dream: consultingwriter: ollivander: did you know canada has bagged water cause I didn’t and I live here CANADA YOU CAN’T JUST KEEP PUTTING BEVERAGES IN BAGS Hey, only countries with a government get to
hobbitlockedintheimpalardis: beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you
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aliciaaadani: hecallsmepineappleprincess: castielscompanion: ollivander: herekitty: Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960 HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open
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