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THE WANDMASTER AT OLLIVANDERS CHOSE ME! (at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios Hollywood)
hecallsmepineappleprincess: castielscompanion: ollivander: herekitty: Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960 HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the
throh:ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB
heartlesshippie: everythingharrypotter: Artwork of Ollivanders
39.365 I thought these looked like wand boxes.
penleydesigns: oh man, another one gone too soon. “An old man was standing before them, his wide, pale eyes shining like moons through the gloom of the shop.”rest easy mr. hurt
dongshouter: ollivander: princeowlinapeartree: i’m breathing in…………the mineral what the FUCK is this old ass meme doing on my dash
onionhighonionandrenown: thisnewdevilry: onionhighonionandrenown: ollivander: just-shower-thoughts: Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be
throh: ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB
onthesideoftheotters: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH [confused sleep-over
leagueofmagic: klusterfvk: dokithenaga: worldaccordingtokarenchartreuse: ollivander: awildhare: Just a friendly reminder that animals will KILL YOU given the chance. booped to death by a manatee that monkey understands physics better than any
fortooate: ollivander: somesleeze: spookyjupiter: don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return It’s called creating jobs actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’ *pours box of
seany-av: beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH [confused
smileforbeingalive: ibelieveingreatness: ollivander: atalkingdonut: It’s trying to whisper something to me. moisturize me I tried to scroll past it I really did but it was calling me moisturize me
wunderschonen: transhumanisticpanspermia: kijikun: ollivander: DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN. Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses? SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN
acrylicbristle: tnm2k: acrylicbristle: ollivander: hey kids wanna buy some drugs Meanwhile at a drug point in Florida Do you have something against Florida? It’s called a joke~
your-raifu-is-shit: throh: ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB Bra size: C4 an boom goes the dynamite~
smileforbeingalive: ibelieveingreatness: ollivander: atalkingdonut: It’s trying to whisper something to me. moisturize me I tried to scroll past it I really did but it was calling me moisturize me lol Does this creep none of you out?
sageofbacon: ollivander: DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN. YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL
kidzbopdeathgrips: ollivander: punkfather: Everyone please take a moment of silence to honour a true Canadian icon may he live on forever in our hearts legends never die
onionhighonionandrenown:thisnewdevilry:onionhighonionandrenown:ollivander:just-shower-thoughts:Three of the four elements are represented in types of hockey; Air hockey (air), field hockey (earth), ice hockey (water). Fire hockey needs to be a thing.fire
bethanyactually: your-raifu-is-shit: throh: ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB Bra size: C4 (x)
confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] guys do you think stars have feelings
mindfangs-firstmate: illianwelchg: ollivander: if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to why don’t you go where fashion sits i hate this …Putin… cracker? puTIN ON THE RITZ
navigatingadmissions: ollivander: if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to why don’t you go where fashion sits i i just no words
abrackrenrek: transhumanisticpanspermia: kijikun: ollivander: DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN. Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses? SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU
shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning
fortooate:ollivander:somesleeze:spookyjupiter:don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart returnIt’s called creating jobs actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’ *pours box of cornflakes
theheirofdurin: Ollivander’s Challenge || favourite potion→ polyjuice potion
gay-torade: theblindvisionary: profvnity: ollivander: soveryvantastic: themadmanwithapen: njarck: So today I burned an iPhone with a butane lighter you’ve opened the portal i thought it was a droid at first glance fucking eye of sauron holy
kiss-my-aspergers: ollivander: THEY GOT ORLANDO BLOOM TO DO THE THING Oh my god he is fucking precious.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: ollivander: GO GOG GOGOG GO STOP STOP WHOA BSLOW DOW GOGO GOGO SLOW SLOW STOP STOP STOP GOG NGO SLOW SLOW SLOW STOP GO GO GOG GO SLOW SLOW GO GO GO STOP STOP STOP GO walk on STOP STOP GHO GOG OG GO SLOW SLOW GO
valkyrie-the-archer: valleyofthequeens: ollivander: THEY GOT ORLANDO BLOOM TO DO THE THING Just another reason Orlando Bloom is great!
stumblering: They don’t sell these at Ollivanders.
your-raifu-is-shit: throh: ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB Bra size: C4
sourcedumal: throh:ollivander:flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB Best use of that trope ever…. Bitch you thought..
waitinforthebus:ollivander: THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR the gang runs for office
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jenn-oddballpunk: ollivander: morbidfantasy21: Chicken by Boris Groh me @ 3am grabbin a snack Comes into kitchen with grumble after hearing the bump. Freezes then stomps forward. “Damn it, D! We talked about this. No touching the turkey. It gives
beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH [confused sleep-over
itsspookytoremember: somethingwittythiswaycomes: daree-to-dream: consultingwriter: ollivander: did you know canada has bagged water cause I didn’t and I live here CANADA YOU CAN’T JUST KEEP PUTTING BEVERAGES IN BAGS Hey, only countries with
interruptingwildcat: beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
alexispookyac: farfaduvet: ollivander: ollivander: Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED I’m in college This is true for everything you liked in grade school
farfaduvet: ollivander: ollivander: Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED I’m in college
eclipsedequinox: ollivander: ollivander: there are two teenagers trying to get into each other’s pants on the hill I need to take action I JUST OPENED MY WINDOW AND SCREAM ED “NO” REALLY LOUD AND THEW GUY SCREAME DAND FELL DOWN THE HILL HOYL
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: farfaduvet: ollivander: ollivander: Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED I’m in college NEVER too old for Pokemon :D