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ravenclawalohomora: Ollivanders “Ollivanders in South Side, Diagon Alley, London, is owned by the Ollivander family and run by an older family member Garrick Ollivander, known only as Mr. Ollivander.” Paradise.
farfaduvet:ollivander:ollivander: Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED I’m in college
farfaduvet: ollivander: ollivander: Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED I’m in college
eclipsedequinox: ollivander: ollivander: there are two teenagers trying to get into each other’s pants on the hill I need to take action I JUST OPENED MY WINDOW AND SCREAM ED “NO” REALLY LOUD AND THEW GUY SCREAME DAND FELL DOWN THE HILL HOYL
overnight-shipping: farfaduvet: ollivander: ollivander: Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED I’m in college I do not understand the high school part literally
ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo
ollivander: princeowlinapeartree: i’m breathing in…………the mineral
ollivander: sketchlynx: What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm. “INCOMING!”
ollivander: this is a new era of posts
ollivander: broowada: hairandglasses: life hacks: lie. steal and lie. life hacks: be the biggest fucking dick ever
ollivanders: Harry Potter Opening Titles through the decade
ollivander: seeing things in the dark while trying to fall asleep
ollivander: wowjustloveme: meladoodle: you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE JESUS
ollivander: legendoctorlouis: weloveshortvideos: If you need a laugh just pause this at any time. Vine by Matt King No but try it
ollivander: hey kids wanna buy some drugs
ollivander: he really wanted my drink
ollivander: somesleeze: spookyjupiter: don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return It’s called creating jobs actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’
ollivander: gracejerksit: well that place has gotta be haunted no look it specifically says “Not Haunted”, see? everything is fine
ollivander:somesleeze:spookyjupiter:don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return It’s called creating jobs actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’
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ollivander: lampghost: [sleep-over voice] are you awake [sleep-over reply voice] yeah
ollivander: THEY GOT ORLANDO BLOOM TO DO THE THING
ollivander: awildhare: Just a friendly reminder that animals will KILL YOU given the chance. booped to death by a manatee
ollivander: soveryvantastic: themadmanwithapen: njarck: So today I burned an iPhone with a butane lighter you’ve opened the portal i thought it was a droid at first glance fucking eye of sauron
ollivander: taterttots: frostingpeetaswounds: can girls stop judging other girls for not using tamponsit’s literally annoying sometimes when i’m talking to someone and we talkin about girl problems and they’re like OMG HOW CAN YOU WEAR THAT DIAPER
ollivander: FUCKIING HELL THIS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
ollivander: morbidfantasy21: Chicken by Boris Groh me @ 3am grabbin a snack
ollivander: taterttots: frostingpeetaswounds: can girls stop judging other girls for not using tampons it’s literally annoying sometimes when i’m talking to someone and we talkin about girl problems and they’re like OMG HOW CAN YOU WEAR THAT
ollivander: crazy-cat-guy: huffingtonpost: This Pen Lets You Doodle On Your Food, So Now You Can Make Latte Art At Home i can finally make perfect lines of cocaine sighs
ollivander: wadewilson-parker: It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool… what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this
ollivander: kvothetheraving: fuck this shit it is entirely inconsistent with elizabeth’s character for her to drop everything (PIRATE KING thank you very much) to raise a child as a landlubber give me elizabeth, eight months pregnant, still running
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