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I met Mrs Jones at this party… 5 glasses of wine later this 19 year old boytoy was in her hotel room belching a massive load of boy cum inside her tight old hole. Before midnight I had fucked her two more times and had her phone number for a repeat
I was looking in my old cell phone memory card… and i found old photos of me at my former job and more :) so i thought i could share them here :)
nastybabydolll: inkdnready: 1. How old were you when you had your first kiss? 2. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? 3. Have you ever walked in on people having sex? 4. Have you ever had phone sex? 5. Have you ever had birthday sex?
radiojamming: Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate]. I am True Blue Rex. I’m 11 years old. My ship is the HMS Teriyaki
adorathekitty: New phone, new camera, old jeans, old habits ;-)
crazyjetty: inkmaze: inkmaze: takes a selfie with a piece of 90+ million year old fossilized nz wood which my shitty phone camera refuses to capture in detail but its so rad trust me on this NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND I AM 18 YEARS OLD THAT’S CONSIDERED
I found this ridiculously old spanking picture of me (so old it was taken on a flip phone) and thought I would post it. It looks like a much more severe spanking than what I tend to post, doesn’t it? It’s not. It’s actually from a pretty mild
alexinspankingland: I found this ridiculously old spanking picture of me (so old it was taken on a flip phone) and thought I would post it. It looks like a much more severe spanking than what I tend to post, doesn’t it? It’s not. It’s actually
adorathekitty: New phone, new camera, old jeans, old habits ;-) woooooooow
drunk old man passed out in my lobby while I was on the phone with a super-demanding guest at least I think he just passed out, old people make me nervous
sean3116: drunk old man passed out in my lobby while I was on the phone with a super-demanding guest at least I think he just passed out, old people make me nervous Update: he’s snoring we’re good
sherlocked-on-the-phone: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?
autisticstevonnie: when i told my 13 year old sister that curtis lepore was a rapist she didn’t say a word about how funny she thought his vines were she IMMEDIATELY took out her phone and unfollowed his ass if a 13 year old girl has more common sense
fit-princess96x:Apologies for the awful quality of the left pic, but I just took a pic of a pic on my old laptop when I realized all my old cell phone pics were on there! THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND. left picture was me about two years ago in highschool,
thegayeducator: cokeflow: call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones I don’t have a problem with a parent allowing their child to play a game or something on the phone. There are actually some really educational games available.
gottabeshooe: i love this picture because i imagine hundreds of screaming fans on the other side of those bars as louis conducts an extremely casual phone conversation bc same old same old alt title: ‘amidst the peasants’
hellomynameiscourt: postracialcomments: Cops sexually assault mother, break 10-year-old son’s leg A Brooklyn cop kicked a 10-year-old boy in the shin, breaking his leg, as the child was recording him with his cell phone, according to court papers.
I just found an old iPod shuffle. So happy because EMERGENCY MUSIC that won’t run down my phone. Like so freaking happy. This is a good thing. Downloading my old playlist for it of Celtic and Sinatra fun. I missed it
combusken: My boyfriend started a club where he would go to the library and help older people with their phones and tablets and the most baffling story he told me was that an old woman came in who didn’t know that charging phones was a thing so everytime
callmeoutis: when i told my 13 year old sister that curtis lepore was a rapist she didn’t say a word about how funny she thought his vines were she IMMEDIATELY took out her phone and unfollowed his ass if a 13 year old girl has more common sense and
jaxxgarcia:can we let old people know they can lower the brightness on their phone cause lady sitting next to me on this bus is trying to signal ships in the night with her damn phone that’s so damn bright it look like the Avatar has just been found
ohifonlyx33:unhinged-kitten:i’m “house phone” years old i’m “computer room” years old
officialnorthamerica: I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died
pennedfreedom: gabeandgrays: postracialcomments: Cops sexually assault mother, break 10-year-old son’s leg A Brooklyn cop kicked a 10-year-old boy in the shin, breaking his leg, as the child was recording him with his cell phone, according to court
harryedward: i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes
Omg I just had a phone call for the first time with a 43 year old man from tinder who is divorced and is from NYC and he sounded like he was a 20 year old gay man and as soon as we started talking he was like “oooh I want you and we can have a
becausejensenackless: combusken: My boyfriend started a club where he would go to the library and help older people with their phones and tablets and the most baffling story he told me was that an old woman came in who didn’t know that charging phones
harryedward: i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes @sft425
celsisus: I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died
shakymangos: Some new pics for all my sexy followers. Thank you all for trying to help get my awesome followers back to me, keep reblogging! P.s. Im awaiting a new new phone in the mail, old retired phone takes pretty good pics!
mrhornycouple94uk: hornycouple94uk: Happily stumbled across some old pics on my phone x Love going through our old pics.
picsthatmakeyougohrrm: kaijuno: smallrat36wagon: russianpropaganda: forbiddenfloppydisc: 7 year olds when a teachers phone goes off in class thisbgoes off its funy mother fucker College kids when the profs phone goes off in class hrrm