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New doctor is visiting the ward for the elderly. In one room, he sees a patient jerking off. “What the hell is this?†he asks his senior colleague. “Oh, this is absolutely normal,†he answers, “satisfying one’s sexual needs is good for
therealfunk: Yet another demon woman commission (they never get old no joke)! This time it is of an OC named Kayden. The commissioner wanted a pose similar to the Dragon’s Crown Beastmaster I did, which is always a fun pose! She’s both so cute
WTF Bro? “So let me get this straight, bro… …You were granted a single wish from an old lady as a reward for saving her cat. You thought she was completely crazy, so you jokingly wish that your little bro was the hottest and most domin
psycotus: I need to stop but this is just too funny XD Oh God I need a life… I don’t think U.M.Q.R.A. jokes are ever going to get old.
absqrst:Worth ItIf you asked any guy ‘if you had one wish what would you wish for’ many would say a bigger dick and I was no different. I got the old fashioned genie lamp, the gold one with the Aladdin look. As a joke I gave it a rub. A genie popped
Made a silly thing for Fruity based on a old skype joke.
Traci Topps acts out an old Dolly Parton goes jogging joke. I’ve never seen this pic but you have to love that red hair. Sexy.
Tales of the Old Mansion: Midnight Party - 26 by Dark Tales on http://www.SexyAmazons.comSomeone under the bed and the door is locked? What a stupid joke! #gore #ryona #deadgirls
thatblueink:Damn this show! I’m 21 years old and I’m still laughing a freakin’ penis jokes. XD
starkspangly: kaitlyncreates: Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye. HEADCANON ACCEPTED HE MIGHT HAVE CHIRPIES THE DEADLY CANARIAL DISEASE
weholytrinititties: stephanie-beatriz: Camp Takota Since I was eight years old this place has been like an old friend to me. We have all our inside jokes, and the songs that only we know. And you go back home and you try to tell people about camp and
priestmahad: hairties: kumagawa: WHY OLD WHITE TEACHERS BE SO QUICK TO LOSE THEY LIVES i would literally fight my teacher if they did something like this I would beat the shit out of his old ass right there in class are you fucking joking.
apparently the lot of your parents never taught you them.
whiskers-come-from-within: danisnotonphilsmum: assbutt-in-the-garrison: real lines. no joke. Sam is like a 16 year old trying to get served in a bar no it actually was a 16 year old in sam’s body haha
lumnch:Honestly why can’t customers just shut the fuck up. Especially old men like no one wants to hear your bad old man jokes!!! yeah!!
awed-frog: Met an old teacher today and we got talking about ‘the good old times’ and ten minutes into the conversation I jokingly said the one regret I have from middle school is that I never won anything at her magnificent tombolas? Because, like,
cop-disliker69:Not sure if replier was joking or not but I have seen people say this exact thing before. A 40-year-old dating a 30-year-old and completely serious they’re like “when you were 20 they weren’t even in middle school yet!!”
distraction: relahvant: caseyanthonyofficial: caseyanthonyofficial: I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life? not cool too far man
sherlocked-on-the-phone: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?
r4dk1dpyrop3:shubbro:r4dk1dpyrop3: r4dk1dpyrop3: How do you cut the sea in half? With a seesaw. or you could do it the old-fashioned way Fuck you all for reblogging this. I stole this joke from an 8 year old.
weeping-daleks: wearetheprettyponies: caseyanthonyofficial: caseyanthonyofficial: I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life? first of all
crackmccraigen: bugeyedfreaks: eavmjsc: ironbloodaika: coonfootproductions: ironbloodaika: ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts Don’t blame Nintendo. Old PPG or new PPG tho? lol Old PPG it seems. XD Now that one joke makes
spoofenshmirtz: i was joking with my flatmate that anime turns 100 years old today (because finland does) BUT IT TURNS OUT ANIME MAY ACTUALLY HAVE TURNED 100 YEARS OLD THIS YEAR?
weholytrinititties: michaun: Camp Takota Since I was eight years old this place has been like an old friend to me. We have all our inside jokes, and the songs that only we know. And you go back home and you try to tell people about camp and you end up
castielcampbell: whiskers-come-from-within: danisnotonphilsmum: assbutt-in-the-garrison: real lines. no joke. Sam is like a 16 year old trying to get served in a bar no it actually was a 16 year old in sam’s body haha fun fact: That was not
carryonmy-assbutt: fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles: domina-domina-omnimalum: thebabbagepatch: hereghostyghosty: jordaamn: johnstridur: adriofthedead: thesunmaid: parents making sex jokes grandparents making sex jokes nine-year-olds making
dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My
askmaredoc: askpinkiepieandderpyhooves: gerardisinthetardis: never get tired of this joke lol Never Will Thyat Joke Get Old (FOREVER REBLOG)
samicat: shanparkervarietyhour: I was going to make a joke about how these freedom jokes are getting old, but then I realized that somebody would just reblog it with a picture of a bald eagle. YOU THOUGHT WRONG
sexybritishllama: aurorinthetardis: sexybritishllama: stop making jokes about the elderly they’re getting old The jokes or the Elderly?
unicornfan: devipotato: metalslugx: Either there’s no joke, the bowling ball is the joke, or maybe it’s too abstract for my tiny little simian mind some of my mutuals don’t understand this so there’s an old school meme where you remove the middle
slimetony: I feel like I’m too old to make jokes about not having a girlfriend so I’m going to start developing new niches of relatable jokes like that shiver you feel sometimes when you’re peeing real good
what-even-is-thiss:ehlers-world-problems:what-even-is-thiss:Somebody tell me a joke please. An innocent stupid joke that would tickle the fancy of a ten year old. What do you call a dog who does magic?A LabracadabradorOkay that’s pretty good
bloominrose: elemental-nova: *grumpy old man voice* Anime bloopers these days are just people trying to make the dirtiest jokes possible and swearing a lot. What happened to the good old days, when VAs would just say “screw the script, I’m making
torpidgilliver: dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND
alexputyourpantsbackon: So Jack Barakat is 24 years old and says dirty jokes and runs around naked and dated a former playmate and yet we all regard him like a sweet and innocent 10 year old boy because he is just that cute and adorable ok and that will
caseyanthonyofficial: caseyanthonyofficial: I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?
elemental-nova: *grumpy old man voice* Anime bloopers these days are just people trying to make the dirtiest jokes possible and swearing a lot. What happened to the good old days, when VAs would just say “screw the script, I’m making this a musical!”?
riz-gukgak: “JUST LIKE OLD TIMES” IM LOSING MY SHIT DID 20-YEAR-OLD KINGSTON AND SLIGHTLY-YOUNGER-IMMORTAL MISTY HAVE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GROUP OF WACKY ADVENTURES WITH A COMPLETELY SEPARATE PARTY. IS THIS D20′S BUDAPEST JOKE I WOULD KILL TO
dirtyduckdraw: inkstash: Some art of Ducky’s Futachu, containing a joke as old as Generation 1. Trainer Inkette prefers to take a hands-on approach to Pokemon battles. Pokemon move names are so perfect for dirty jokes. Thank you, Ink, this is awesome.
carryonmy-assbutt: fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:domina-domina-omnimalum:thebabbagepatch: hereghostyghosty: jordaamn: johnstridur: adriofthedead: thesunmaid: parents making sex jokes grandparents making sex jokes nine-year-olds making sex
sft425: carryonmy-assbutt: fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles: domina-domina-omnimalum: thebabbagepatch: hereghostyghosty: jordaamn: johnstridur: adriofthedead: thesunmaid: parents making sex jokes grandparents making sex jokes nine-year-olds
artemispanthar: gracekraft: The joke is that Pearl is a massive dork y’know, as soon as Pearl made that Lion joke in “Logdate 7 15 2″ I immediately remembered this old comic
crackmccraigen: bugeyedfreaks: eavmjsc: ironbloodaika: coonfootproductions: ironbloodaika: ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts Don’t blame Nintendo. Old PPG or new PPG tho? lol Old PPG it seems. XD Now that one joke makes sense.
owlberta: perferted: it’s so sad that the world can’t joke around anymore Jokes get old, AJ. Find some new ones ;P
princxssv: these jokes people make mocking others who call their boyfriend’s “daddy” or “papi” is getting so old & boring now. ur all dumbfucks with these lame jokes.
IT’s okay everyone my two best friends were only joking they’re not in a relationship with eachother and our previous plan to grow old together and live in the same house as three single 30 year old fags will go ahead as planned.
myimaginarybrooklyn: thebooksmith: Friday must-have: Žižek’s Jokes “In an old Soviet joke, a listener asks Radio nErevan: "Did Rabinovitch win a new car in the state lottery?” Radio Erevan replies: “In principle, yes—he
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