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I live in hope that one day I will come across a picture from this set that has oral sex happening, so I can make some sort of “____, it’s what’s for dinner” joke.
Obligatory snakes as metaphors for dicks joke.
slightecho: Just bringing back an old joke Treklock Week: Day 6
TF CrackersA guy from another site suggested TF Crackers.Instead of plastic toys or old old jokes, there are spells or Jumanji’esque rhymes that transform the reader into something.
TF CrackersA guy from another site suggested TF Christmas Crackers.Instead of plastic toys or very old jokes, there are spells or Jumanji’esque rhymes that transform the reader into something. Have to love a good old fashion rhyming spell. (I mocked
harvzilla: TF CrackersA guy from another site suggested TF Christmas Crackers.Instead of plastic toys or very old jokes, there are spells or Jumanji’esque rhymes that transform the reader into something. Have to love a good old fashion rhyming spell.
tomgungy2: harvzilla: TF Crackers A guy from another site suggested TF Crackers.Instead of plastic toys or old old jokes, there are spells or Jumanji’esque rhymes that transform the reader into something. Having never been to Europe before so I knew
ppsperv: Getting your sissy pussy filled on a piano is almost as good as having your two lips on his organ! Bad pun on an old joke! Follow my tumblr—> Pretty Pink Sissy Perv
nikoae2: ups :) remember that old joke about the old lady and the ears of corn? I heard that when I was quite young, I think, at summer camp. grossed the hell outta me, didn’t even completely understand it. They featured the punch line part of it
Joke (a common Dutch girl’s name) – 18 years old, appearing in Seventeen mag (Oct. 1983)
Reminds me of the old joke about a priest telling a boy to stop masturbating and save it for marriage. Later, the boy goes back to the priest and tells him that he’s up to a quart now.
An old, old joke, but it works here for the characteristically poker-faced Yuki in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
hugotendazillustrations: Nurse and Mr. Johnson - PinUp Cartoon Another adult joke/play with words… I’m getting to love this corny stuff, it’s much more fun than sarcasm. I must be getting old :) Made in Manga Studio. http://hugotendaz.deviantart.com
Master Roshi’s Yoga Lessons - Bunny Bulma Sometimes I wonder will I end up as Master Roshi from Dragon Ball. Will I be perverted old man? Sure hope so, change is a scary thing :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
There’s a Sleipnir joke that goes here. I’m just laughing too hard to think of it.
Maggie - Scratch - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission Long time no purr, old friends :P More is on the way.It’s a commission for A-Fox-Of-Fiction who asked for his OC Maggie. Generally, cats are great to draw, especially if their are also sexy cheerle
#natasha and clint sitting side by side on a couch#nat suddenly cracks up randomly#’what?’#’i just thought of another steve’s really old joke. i can’t wait to see his face when i tell him’
“How do porcupines mate?” “Old joke- ‘Very carefully.’”
mega-adam-fan: Parties weren’t his thing. Everybody seemed segregated, boys on one side, girls on the other and all rehashing the same old jokes and stories. But he would bide his time with the hope that at some point she would show up. Then everything
This probably isn’t what Anon was talking about, but oh well XDNow, Yellow Pearl, how do you know about that?
Ways to feel really old…
blueberryface replied to your post: jadebloods replied to your post: @ever… he slipped his turgid member past her panties into her moist hole, and jizzed all over. “cum for me you dirty slut” he whispered, rubbing his spunk into her forehead
Reminds me of that old joke: Why is a woman’s pussy right next to her asshole?So you can pick her up like a six pack.
Danny Kaye .The old joke was: Danny Kaye…rhymes with gay.
i make old jokes
>Old joke becomes fetish vessel, more news with Melome at 11.
birger-wuvs-elsa: watchhowidinosaur: knightarcana: deadmaid: sarahsprite: deadmaid: lvkesprite: what old joke are we going to bring back next NO MY FAVORITE you forgot one Coming to Tumblr to learn about things like this make it worth
princessharumi:felt like drawing some fun doodles todaypikaFLOOFPikachu used floof! It was super effective :3c
pardonmewhileipanic: drywalljackson: Cop Drama written by 7 year olds. i’m not even joking, this is my favorite vine ever I JUST FUCKING DIED OMG I WANT 6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE
sindri42: cookingwithroxy: ambiguouszer0: royalgambler: Every Easter I hear the same old joke “Hahaha Happy Zombie Jesus day” And Im fed up with it Jesus by all accounts is clearly a lich not a zombie raise awareness This right here! Jesus rose
cantabilechaos:slogvalley: kineticpenguin:I was a bit skeptical about that whole “twitter is just tumblr now” schtick beyond being a joke butjesus fucking christ the clout from this six-year-old take This is kind of like when you’d get made
megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
lecterings: what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism?
emmugh: I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
I started making this for Let’s Draw Sherlock as my joke entry but then I had to add the last gif and it technically violates the rules lol so yeehhh I’m gonna tag it still but yeehhhhh
Support me on Patreon => Reapersun on PatreonIt’s an old joke but I love it =w=
tyrranux: Soundwave is watching this and going “You modern children are fucking casuals”. Joking saide some of these kids reactions are just too much XD what a way to make you feel old…. T T
bg-redrum:Maybe it’s an old joke but i still like it, and hope you do too. oh Amy~ rofl XD
reapersun: Support me on Patreon => Reapersun on PatreonIt’s an old joke but I love it =w=
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A Hangmans Joke
1trickpone: #old joke X3!
princeowl: nightfallsforisaac: seeing a post on tumblr and praying that it’s a fucking joke
Does anyone remember that classic childhood burn where you went up to some poor sap and asked “What are you eating under there? To which they’d respond "Under where?”
gracekraft: The joke is that Pearl is a massive dork y’know, as soon as Pearl made that Lion joke in “Logdate 7 15 2″ I immediately remembered this old comic
My little sister was telling me about how there’s this old joke book in her classroom and sometimes during breaks or free reading she and some other kids will sit around and read jokes to each other. So one time one of them read a joke that went
popcorn-crossing: old old old joke, but I thought I’d still take a stab at it…
lem0uro: …im sorry. …….im not, actually (altho i AM sorry if someone did this already i dont know akdsfahakfh and sorry for old joke that is old akdfjhaf ill just go die in a corner now bye)
goinggoose:It was Alphys with the Lead Pipe in the Core. old joke is old
undoneinpoetry: grandma-did: retrogasm: Haha… Reminds me of an old joke - An old man goes to see a prostitute. She looks at his withered skinny frame and figures he should be an easy date, so she quotes him a low figure. She excuses herself
I’m not trying to become someone I’m not. All I want is to crack a joke once and a while you don’t have to laugh or anything but all I’m trying to do is make you smile or a little grin. And whenever I don’t crack a joke or speak you think something
ofools: one of the “jokes” in that old comic was that literally every situation could be solved by ????????? whatever i was just turned 18
lem0uro: …im sorry.…….im not, actually(altho i AM sorry if someone did this already i dont know akdsfahakfh and sorry for old joke that is old akdfjhaf)
Killing Joke - Invocation . Holy fucking shit :o this is great… i mean, the song is awesome by itself but wow, it goes great with this old Disney cartoon :D I love it (Don’t worry, it stops looping that first scene after a bit…) This
old joke…
