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yuyukami: alexanderlightworm: So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t
sexualsustenance: emikittycat: We were born to die （＾∇＾） Oh my, I think I just fell in love
dicksoclock: oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says “where do these go?” and there was kind of this awkward
dicksoclock: oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says “where do these go?” and there was kind of this awkward
challengerapproaching: Pic of the Day for March 27th! Nice Andrew Oikonny reference there. Andross appears as our newest veteran Assist Trophy! We were hoping a more recent adaptation of the character would appear this time around…but oh well!
ohmyseason6cas:rambozus:itsmemorized: Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NO Grandpa yes. grandpa
grimauxiliatrixofficial:literallymorgana:I worked at a Starbucks and some customer at the walk up came to complain there was a lady selling tamales in the parking lot and we were all like “oh whoa really?” And literally all of us left the store to
pitbolshevik:we were watching tlou and when nana started twitching my mom fucking said “uh oh gam gam’s got the fungus” and it completely destroyed my ability to be serious about that show forever
idkumm: frerardruinedmylife: adiostoreadumb: SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH
chrstopher:magnemite-not-make-it: the-vortexx: If real life was like The Sims OH THATS WHAT IT WAS I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was
bewarethebrow:have you ever shipped a ship so hard you forgot it wasn’t canon
dvadad: cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :) baby boomer:
the-sushi-prince: daddy-doms-are-gross: daddy-doms-are-gross: we all know capitalism is fucking evil but one of my favorite stories to tell from Retail Hell is that time my district manager got annoyed that 2 poor people were taking food out of the
radioactivepeasant: mirandemia: I saw this step-by step tutorial of how to Gird Your Loins and it needed to be readjusted. Oh my gosh @crazyfanatic97 do you remember last year when we were discussing the logistics of how one might go about turning
harryspankme: this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this
run-to-me-instead: s-kinnyloveforever: chanel-smokes: OH MY GOD IT IS BACK s-kinnyloveforever: I waited for you to come back on my dash for so long omg! <3 AHAHAH LORANN WE WERE JUST DOING THIS LAST NIGHT
Fuck!” she growled at feeling my dick every time plunged deep inside with force making her pussy leak all over. “Ohh—oh.” Blaise sniveled as I held her body up against the wall, beating her pussy up. We were sweating so fucking hard that our bodies
rambozus: itsmemorized: Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NO Grandpa yes.
Tiffany - I Think We’re Alone Now this just came up on MTV Classic. oh, those were the days….. ;o)
shakboysmen: “Oh shit. Hi dad. We were…uh…wow, you have a big bulge in your pants.”
ravengoodwoman: #all i see is sassy gay sherlock #like you come to him after you get dumped #and you’re like ‘i can’t believe it we were so happy and then he just dumped me out of nowhere’ #and this is just his reply #’oh forget him he’s
espikvlt:Oh how wrong we were to think,That immortality meant never dying.(Take my fucking hand.)
ohmyseason6cas:rambozus:itsmemorized:Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NOGrandpa yes. grandpa
alloverthegaf: even-and-auds: alloverthegaf: Seduce me with hilariously awkward stories from your life Oh have I got one for you.So, I grew up in a financially strapped household with lots of kids. So we were always buying in bulk. Cheap bulk. It
wheelsonabucket-deactivated2022: Jensen and Jared on weird / funny things that happened on set - “Oh, one time, we were having a throwing candy war in a trailer, and Jensen was on one side and I was on the other side, and … if you’re in a trailer
frerardruinedmylife: adiostoreadumb: SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING
wolfcoven: Oh we all know they were thinking it!
scottnikipowers: Ok my pussy it’s ready just in case i get to fuck my brothers friend from when we were kids…I’m so excited…oh and my man it’s totally into this of course …XOXO NIKI
butterflies-and-teeth: the-vashta-nerada: one time in college i had this guy friend and we were pretty close and i’d vent to him and maybe twice or so i’d be like “oh i’m having my time of the month it sucks” and eventually during certain
onceyougobro: samurai-friendo: onceyougobro: samurai-friendo: WE WERE COOKING BACON IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 30 SECONDS AND THE FUCKIN PLATE EXPLODED But is the bacon safe? yeah the bacon’s ok Oh thank god. I was worried there for a minute.
ouvrebouteille: Andy: Who can tell me the safest form of safe sex? Darryl: Condoms. Andy: Incorrect. The only true form of safe sex, okay? Abstinence. Darryl: Oh, I didn’t realize we were doing trick questions. What’s the safest way to go skiing?
writemeasong- replied to your post: writemeasong- replied to your post: writemeasong-… so how about in the olympics that one time he got disqualified and took off the top of his suit on camera…i was watching with my friend and we were like oh
utopiauh: nuhdes: topaiz: bloomai: secretdoorswings: Romeo + Juliet, 1996 Oh your killing me leo ♡♡♡ omggg We were watching this in school and my teacher couldn’t stop fangirling over his dreamy eyes!
If my wife did this for me while we were on vacation somewhere oh my!!
scottnikipowers: Ok my pussy it’s ready just in case i get to fuck my brothers friend from when we were kids…I’m so excited…oh and my man it’s totally into this of course …XOXO NIKI Mmmm!
kittykat8311: quartztiger: gillianandersunshine: kitterly: hazelbeewitched: vaspider: lesbiansandthelivingdead: decalexas: titaniavs: zahraaxix: DUDE my teacher canceled class the other day and so the next day we were all like oh no is everything
ohmyseason6cas:rambozus:itsmemorized:Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NO Grandpa yes. grandpa
theblindvisionary: And in that moment I swear we were…oh wait, just kidding.
memoryanddesire-stirring: lovely-daydreamer73: bacon-radio: PSA Thanks for the reminder bacon-radio! ;) Wait…we were supposed to wait until May?!? Oops. Oh, this could be a fun month ;-), Sir
espikvlt: Oh how wrong we were to think, That immortality meant never dying.
noweveryonesgone: Oh god! luckily his cock had finally shrank enough to let me go before my husband started texting me from his trip, I’m so pleased he never called me 10 mins earlier when we were stuck.
wobblycompetencies:-I thought we were going to the French seaside, Doctor.-Yes, well, it is France you know. Or will be, after a bit of tectonic shift. Looks, oh…late Cretaceous, I’d say. -Cretaceous? Doctor, how on earth did you undershoot the landing
