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eyewant2seemore: riot-squirrrel: Being vegan, queer, and an anarchist is fun and I really love my self when I express myself freely until the holidays roll around and I’m basically really scared of being myself ”..oh, you don’t eat meat?? Um..
the-renegade-rose: It is so much fun watching people try to gender my kids. Oh! What a sweet little.. *sees purple hoodie* gi- *sees black and blue striped shirt* b- *sees leggings* Uh..um…child.
tamponofdestruction: browngirlblues: tamponofdestruction: browngirlblues: tamponofdestruction: shameless selfie Um excuse me, get out NOOOOO. dont kick me out, whhhhyyyyyyyy? BECAUSE YOURE TOO PRETTY I WANT YOUR LIPS OH MY GOD. YES, I’LL SWAP
pablets: I think Emily told us a weird story about growing up that she would, um, she terrorized you, right? Oh yeah, she came on here and humiliated me, in front of millions of people. Amor de hermanas.
kateordie: criedwolves: um… gay ✖ | ✖ Amazing, oh my god.
ohsnapadalek: slutformisha: samandriel: slutformisha: Do American passports have frikkin eagles or something Actually yes Oh my god. What is with you guys and eagles. um….it’s our national bird. like. it’s the symbol of our country. it is
I think Emily told us a weird story about growing up that she would, um, she terrorized you, right? Oh yeah, she came on here and humiliated me, in front of millions of people.
badlyinlovewithmom: skimpymoms: uncontrolablelust: “Um…mom? I think you meant to sent that to your boyfriend…”“No sweetie…this one is for you…happy jerking…”“…”“Oh and if you get tired of tugging…you can always come upstairs
tinattickles: “Oh sugar! Was just the sight of my pretty little pussy just too much for you to bare? hehehe. Maybe you should, um, ‘take care of yourself’ in the shower before our next date, so that maybe you can last long enough for us
ralphisthedaddy: Daddy loves it when you go from oh such an innocent little princess taking Daddy’s cock to such a good little slut asking to get Daddy’s um all over your mouth. Dirty little girl!!
with0ut-a-word: le-noel: itsjustafangirlthing: logicgirl: so my friend, gleamingcurls, told me that tumblr would love my bed because it’s a loft so um, here. This is where I sleep is it actually that cool? OH MY GOD AND THE SPIRAL STAIRS FUNCTION
arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
eurotrottest: thxrsdxy: ogxayxay: youwish-youcould: ayee-daria: drakefam: They Destroyed Tyga 😂😂 bruh.. this is so true 😫😫 Omggggg 😂 Big Sean milking Kanye..????Um…. Oh lord
imsoshive: youloveandra: king-emare: erykahbaddont: fonzworthcutlass: flyandfamousblackgirls: Y’all girl. What um Oh shit Ew wtf
foxandwhat: littlefoxling: fury-oh-sea: um. WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best. LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE
snowflakestars: Oh-h…I um…I love you too Mister Anon!
ursulavernon: favabean05: nickfnry: unexplained-events: Some people take taxidermy to an entirely new level of creepy… WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKK Oh god, it’s Assquatch. Um. That’s the technical name. That’s a taxidermied
unhand-wonderland: gabricl: 11100111 10111011 10011101 11100100 10111000 10001101 11100100 10111100 10011010 11100110 10010100 10111110 11100101 10111100 10000011 11100100 10111101 10100000 *cracks knuckles* alright m8 lets go oh well um okay GOOGLE
m-thegreatandpowerful:Me: OH! I caught a snapping turtle–wouldnt it look so nice in its tank in my house—Um…………. ????? EXCUSE ME???? IT JUST??? SITS??? THERE??? ON THE FLOOR??? NO TANK??? WHAT IS GOING ON. DOES
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
arkhams:margaritina:arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD FUCK
officialwhitegirls: fake-ketchup: Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night? um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it Oh dear yall
2ptanme: foxandwhat: littlefoxling: fury-oh-sea: um. WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best. LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN
no: shadowcat: jovan: god OH NO um
hasleftthechat-deactivated20211:comradekatara:it’s so funny how iroh is always just like “oh don’t look at me I am but a stupid old man” and if anyone is like “um… no…… you’re the Dragon of the West” he’s like “what?
get-punked:“oh you got the vaccine? you must want to suck Big Pharma’s dick then!” um I think the fuck not. I want all patents on all medicines abolished. I want vital medicines to be widely available FOR FREE to those who need it. the
maplebars: stranger at the cafe im at: oh!! do you mind if i ask what you’re drawing? me: UM–
kelpls: REBLGBSLE FOR ANON Oh i added a bit more bc i was half asleep last night UM I DON”T THINK I’m the best at drawing ahds at all so yeah listen only if u think it helps !! UMM FOR HANDS I FOUND THIS ARTIST VERY USEFUL!
journ-loves-su: mettaten-outof-ten: partlysmith: cordyceps-sapiens: teawraitharchives: gorgeousgeology: Welcome to the official Gorgeous Geology’s Guide to Things Not To Put Up Yourself. This guide will help you find minerals that could kill you
fitspocouture: healthybohemian: this is so important Oh my god Um
homol0gy: ifabodycatchabody: sobeautiful-sounusual: Polite cat That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes. Oh my god give me “Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.” “Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes,
wizcoylifa: “oh uh what do i do for a living?” i wipe my face with my napkin, the entire family eagerly awaiting my answer on this thanksgiving dinner. “well i uh…um…i…” my hand trembles as i raise a glass of water to my lips. i must not
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: Girl: *whispers* Um, your bra strap is showing… Me: WOAH Me: OH MY GOD Me: NO Me: NO PLEASE DON’T LET IT BE SO Me: AHHH NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW Me: THAT MY BOOBS DON’T MAGICALLY STAY SUPPORTED Me: THEY’LL
thedarkestlights: sobeautiful-sounusual: Polite cat That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes. Oh my god give me DAMMIT. “Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.” “Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes,
arkhams: margaritina: arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD
theonsdick: um, OH MY GOD
fury-oh-sea: um. holy fuckkkk
gayisthenewokay: panic-in-our-stars: dulcimeryarns: hellazan: fury-oh-sea: um. YEEA AND SHE IS ONLY EXACTLY 5 FT TALL, GUYS THE WARPED WALL IS 15 FT TALL!!!!! Run like a girl, jump like a girl. I can’t even get out of bed without falling literally
dottily: “oh hey i got you a necklace” “um lame do see the size of the bling i already have on”
tsgirlfriend: clothedfemalenudebisexualmen:Wanna taste my black cock !! This thug says, “Um… OH, HELL YEAH!!!”
gotemcoach: Tyler Hansbrough: “What the f***?!? Who the hell did…Oh, hey, Ron. I mean, Metta! Or, Mr. World Peace… You know, um, I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to be in your way here. That’s on me. My bad. My bad.
cravehiminallways212: Baby, I fucked up dinner again…we’re going to have to, um, eat…out…💋 Oh darn….💋
cravehiminallways212: Lemme help you clean that…💋 Oh, it’s so dirty…. Um …keep “cleaning”….💋
bimbohearts: bimbohearts: greedyinthecountry: tattooedmedic84: nudityandnerdery: sizvideos: From Siz (Get the app)Video Um. Holy crap. Wow important makeup tutorial. Is she topless? :o Oh wait nevermind but omg that’s so cool!
asmereth: peace-love-and-sexymen: Oh day-um… Yuuummmmm….
ahigherdemise: f1ipster: sobeautiful-sounusual: Polite cat That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes. Oh my god give me DAMMIT. “Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.” “Um, excuse me, human? Human?
themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: thisbridgecalledmyback: svllywood: steven-gerrard: Ben Affleck speaks about Islamophobia X ON BILL MAHERS ISLAMOPHOBIC ASS SHOW GO AWFF AND EID MUBARAK BROTHERS AND SISTERS okay um yas Oh shit
s-o-l-s-t-i-c-i-o-s: Oh darlingo meu amor nunca precisou de reciprocidade.vá em frente, termine a faculdadetenha um bom emprego, case e seja felizenquanto você vive eu volto a beber,faço uma orgia, finjo alegria,eu escrevo poesia.
porque o guerreiro de fé nunca gela, Não agrada o injusto, e não amarela, O Rei dos reis, foi traído, e sangrou nessa terra, Mas morrer como um homem é o prêmio da guerra, Mas Óh, Conforme for, se precisa, afoga no próprio sangue, assim será,
imsohotimakedevilssweat: I hate when people are like “Oh its your family, you have to love them!” Um no, fuck you. Sometimes your family members are bad people. Sometimes they do bad things to you. And there is no reason at all why you have to
aperture-of-consciousness: oscob: HAVE YOU HEARD!? DEATH GRIPS DROPPED A NEW ALBUM! No I have not. What is it called? It’s called….um it’s called…. hold on one second… … … …It’s called Ni- Hey guys, whatcha talking about? oh
princessmissy56: um-sol-negro: Sol Negro Showers are a must for more then just hygiene @androus-blue Oh aren’t they…
jabletown: my absolute favorite thing about men complaining about rule 63 reboots is one going ‘oh yeah well how would you feel if we remade um……’ *grasping for a show or movie that actually has more than one female character* ‘Charlie’s
the-voids-girlfried: averruncusho: tiredcoffeebeanthings: micaxiii: girpgorp: taakitz: heyyyalll35: “Can I copy your homework?” “Yeah. Just make sure it doesn’t look the same.” hey, um. oh Don’t like that. LOVE WINS 💕
