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dinkywitch: Sans/Reader, reader has a vagina but no gendered pronouns are used, some mild body worship ok so bc im a horrible sinner i sat down to write smutty sans fic and ended up with 6 pages and not even getting to all the shit i wanted to write
hbholy: 22o22: It seems like I’ve been drawing this picture for a long time. I have no idea where to look at- To much going on to many info oh shit-
cuckcakelexi: You worthless cunt. You thought that the whole time your husband told you he had a “business trip” he was actually gone? Oh no, he was right next door fucking the shit out my tight holes. That’s right you heard me. My tight “HOLES”.
inspredwood: therealsongbirddiamondback: barbaragordan: CASS KORY DAMI KARA RAVEN ASDFHDJSLLALJSJS Animated Cass is fantastic.But BLECK to Damien. Still surprised at no Stargirl. OH SHIT! This is fantastic!
hustlerose: j0ules: hustlerose: hustlerose: ouch i think i broke my vagina bones OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh yes
herspanic: infants are scary as shit like if you drop it its broken no gift receipts
merlinsbearditsthedoctor: No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while
eeelneeed: eeelneeed: no but when i type this face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and my computer realizes the nose/mouth character isn’t a word it does the red squiggly underline and it looks like lipstick hay gurl STOP GIVING THIS NOTES YOU SHITS OH MY
fuckingweirdocurls: you-me-and-dickspeight: I FUCKING LOVE HOW THEY ALL GO TO THE EDGE LIKE “Oh shit. Did they die?” the one that doesnt move nigga just stretch his neck to look over except for that one that hops away and gives no fucks why do
spooky-space-queer: me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP
hiddlestalker: i-am-merwholocked: hiddlestalker: hiddlestalker: #VirginiaWeather #THE FUCKING SNOW PLOW THOUGH Oh no! there’s a sixteenth of an inch. shit man EVERYONE GET INDOORS! THERE’S A BLIZZARD
jetgreguar: emifail: dj-roboyfriends: madamekotty: O K SO MY FRIEND RECORDED THIS VIDEO TO SHWO LAC EY AND I COFAGRIGUS IN THE NEW POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON AND IM PEEIGN NO IT’MS DONE I’M ELAVING HOLY SHIT oh my god
rat-meat: rat-meat: oh my god could you imagine if in pharaoh’s memory world everyone spoke ancient egyptian like on top of being thrown into the middle of shit with no idea who these people are or whats going on he also couldnt talk to them.. hell
i-ran-over-oprah: OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY HOLY SHIT WHAT
flightofthedragon: anerdyfeminist: brennacedria: otterslinger: sunderedstar: you motherfuckers, it’s on by default? is this why people’s themes have been getting wrecked to shit for no reason these past few weeks? fuck right off Oh, looks like
incest-is-the-best: - Oh shit, get off, I can hear mom coming up the stairs! - I don’t care, I’m so close! “knock, knock” - Jenna, dinner is ready! - I’M COMING! - No need to shout, have you seen Josh? - He’s here, I’m
child-of-clay: im-electric-sympathy: i made sum pancakes oh my god are you shitting me
veggieblt: veggieblt: veggieblt: OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD. I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK. IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE
kangamommy: destielsfalling: howtobeafuckinglady: The National Costume portion of the Miss Universe Pageant is always the most amazing shit show on earth every year oh canada… im not even from canada and I love you. What the living hell is this?
samanddeanandcasarelove: fuckingackles: destieltheory: amadrei: hyuuman: THE FAMILY BUSINESS OH MY GOD Is Dean on a harness, or…? yes because he’s a little shit I cannot get over how freaking INTENSE baby Sammy looks
the-fandoms-are-merry: 143gel: Oh no I spilled water all over my chem notes FUCKING SHIT
ghost-sphincter: atomau: neverland-avenue: hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKET
kelvinween: They call me derr uncle. They live with chicken and electricity always shuts off on them so they have no fan to help shield the blazing sun. I’d adopt them all and buy them game stations and shit. Oh and the last picture, I had custard
charliesproul: OH SHIT KEVIN SAID SHE HAD NO NIPPLES!!
vinladen: i-ran-over-oprah: OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY HOLY SHIT WHAT g00d marketing
pokemonoxide: Friend: “Oh hey, so I started watching Haikyuu-” Me:
hentai-ass: dotshaft: dotshaft: This guy is living the dream so hard. oh no this post blew up and now everyone will know about my belly fetish…….. on board with this shit tbh what a lucky fuck
ironnman: brodinsons: #greatest reuinion scene #hands down #hey bro oH SHIT I CHANGED MY MIND GO AWAY #DO NOT BRING THAT HAMMER ANY CLOSER I SWEAR TO DAD NO STOP I SWEAR I WON’T TRY ANYTHING Mfhmshmmmmph
babyletyourfantasiesunwind: yersinia—pestis: merlinsbearditsthedoctor: No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit”
theuppitynegras: donnovannvrlost: 0ny: g0dshxt: yungtitty: fortune-no-fame: Ohhhhhh beef oh shit… yes!! the gif thhoouuggh lmfao
offdechain: damienbrownnj: when youre horny at work part 2…. Oh shit I don’t put nothing pass no one anymore!
coffeeandcastiel: i-ran-over-oprah: OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY HOLY SHIT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOK RELATED BUT I GUESS NOT JESUS FUCK
justanothersong69: suicunesrider: I almost scrolled past this I fucking almost scrolled past this i thought this was gonna be some greek mythology shit but oh no how i was so wrong
s-k-e-t-c-h-e-d: of-wildflowers-and-wings: if your heart is the size of your fist it’s no wonder your hands are so small sassy poem today hehe 34/365 Oh shit.
ourfamilyfun: oh shit son, you so fucking big, i can feel you in my fucking stomach, fuck me! i saw to god if you cum now there is no why that i wouldn’t give you a son!!!
happy-times-now: Shit daddy no! I don’t want a baby! I want to be a model. My career! My body! My life! Oh god I can feel you cumming inside me! Noooooo!
liftingandcats: I have no idea where this is from, but her fucking face and then he’s just eating that like a fucking chicken drum holy shit oh my fucking god hahahhah
markdoesstuff: ghost-sphincter: atomau: neverland-avenue: hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKET NOPE THE ONE IN THE BASKET
sykoskittles:taelentedshinee:ghost-sphincter: atomau: neverland-avenue: hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKET it’s a literal representation of sound of how lazy they are and it’s great IM
emotionallshawty: kaylaamelia: herspanic: GOD LMFAOOOO OH SHIT. Riri got no typa chill and I love it
shingeki-no-nevermind: tinylilremus: queerfabulousmermaid: cadet-skittlezx: I WONDER THIS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. oh shit It’s even worse when you realise that since those videos paint Africa as a wasteland riddled with disease, it affects the
up-on-a-tuesday: emotionallshawty: kaylaamelia: herspanic: GOD LMFAOOOO OH SHIT. Riri got no typa chill and I love it LOOOOOL
ghost-sphincter: atomau: neverland-avenue: hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKETwhaatttttt
buy1get1freeuse: Kylie was leafing through a random magazine in the waiting room for her dentist’s office. She heard the bell chime when another person entered, but paid it no mind, not even when she heard him mutter, “Oh shit, jackpot!”In fact,
szarkaijarlaxle: ironnman: brodinsons: #greatest reuinion scene #hands down #hey bro oH SHIT I CHANGED MY MIND GO AWAY #DO NOT BRING THAT HAMMER ANY CLOSER I SWEAR TO DAD NO STOP I SWEAR I WON’T TRY ANYTHING Mfhmshmmmmph I SWEAR TO DAD
rainbowsfireworks: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP if anybody
styrofoamjezus: nijuukoo: florenceofalabia: nogoodison: trinathewolf: peppapigvevo: OH MY GOD SIR WHY WOULD YOU REMOVE THE CAPTION THAT LINKS THE VIDEO OF THIS MASTERPIECE HOLY CRAP I NEARLY WENT TO THIS KICKING MYSELF Fucking shit brilliant
superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor: kremlint: kremlint: oh no the swedish chief of police took down the physical hardware running the pirate bay? shit man, that’s gonna take them like, two weeks to get back online yawn man this post was fucking
tardis-mind-palace: randomnessofthebrains: samioli: hanna619: Omg best thing I’ve ever seen I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just Oh my IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING LITTLE MERMAID ONE HOLY SHIT
frothyfrothy-loins: steroidallolita:fandom-with-a-ph:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.OH MY GODwhatWHATWHAT Um no..In the parlance of jazz, a square was a person who
roahnari: crystalclods: you have been visted by the FLOATING GARNET HEAD OF GOOD FORTUNEreblog in 20 seconds or you will NEVER have GOOD LUCK again! Oh shit, square mom. I can’t say no.
mybine:death: *comes into house* me: oh shit no wait let me just check tumblr *three hours later* death: