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daughterlover: “Oh Daddy, this is wrong. We have to stop. You know I can’t resist you. I said no more and you seduced me anyway. I can’t help myself Dad… Dad? What are doing? Daddy! Don’t cum inside me! It’s so risky right now!” “Oh no
wishiwasasissy: normsheart: Who’s there? Daddy is that you? (oh no, suppose it’s burglars?) Daddy? (what would they do to me if they found me dressed like this?) (oh no, now I’m getting all hard!) Very sexy.
impregnationfreak: “Oh Daddy, I love the way your cock feels inside me…oh no Daddy, what are you doing? Don’t cum in me, I’m not on the pill! Ooooooohhhhhh….Daddy…..I feel it shooting in me….yessss….knock me up…..mmmmmmm…….”
impregnationfreak: “Oh Daddy, I love the way your cock feels inside me…oh no Daddy, what are you doing? Don’t cum in me, I’m not on the pill! Ooooooohhhhhh….Daddy…..I feel it shooting in me….yessss….knock me up…..mmmmmmm…….”
jukeboxemcsa: “It is so cute that you thought you could resist me! No, I really mean it, it’s absolutely adorable. I bet… oh, no. You didn’t. Did you think that you were going to be the one in charge in the bedroom? You did, didn’t you! Oh,
weaver-z:Elderly woman seeking shelter from the rain voice: Hello dearie. Would you be so kind as to let me stay the nigh–oh. You would? Oh. No, no, I’m very grateful, it’s just that *discards my mortal disguise* it’s just that–okay stop screaming–I’m
urieking:urieking:urieking:urieking:urieking:OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELPOHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE I HAVE MADE THINGS
harperhug: geardrops: oh god what is it doing oh no and then i hit the audio button and oh god bury me where i fall IT FUCKING SQUEAKS KILL ME
urieking:urieking:urieking:urieking:urieking:OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE I HAVE MADE THINGS
selinaminx: femdomstyle: Don’t tell me you fear the bunny. Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little *bunny*, isn’t it?
donkocabana:crackervolley:harperhug:geardrops:oh god what is it doing oh no and then i hit the audio button and oh god bury me where i fallIT FUCKING SQUEAKS KILL MESQUEAK SQUEAK!can I take it to the bath?Ahhhh the noises and the cuteness <333
quaggly: me: oh no my period started!! it’s an emergency i need a pad oh no some nice girl who is just trying to help: oh here! i have a tampon! me: Thank You For Your Concern But I Am Not Putting That In My Body
iglovequotes: Daily dose of love quotes here Let me clear up the mystery then:“Oh shit oh no oh goddamn it SHIT FUCK FUCK NO ABORT ABORT”
bearlyfunctioning: Comic #277: - No Touchie! - Website links: here! It’s weird being surrounded by a community that is heavy on the free physical affection when I’m so anti-touch. It took me many years to get accustomed to my Husburr touching
iuliathe3rd: Man, that’s a lot of donuts. What are we gonna do with all these? Hmm? Oh, hey! It’s Kirby! What are you doing here, Kirby? …. oh. Oh no. Kirby, no. kIRBY NO STOP THAT RIGHT NOW, MISTER Oh, don’t give me that look.
vitaminkae: Don’t tell me that you don’t see it~ I’m sorry if this has been done. I just needed to get this outta my system. Please click, tumblr likes to squish things \(ʘ‿ʘ)/ I usually don’t comment on reblogs but I must say this:
jilbird: I…went to ice arena hours ago and then find a small little tiny problem of the former version of this pic which I posted earlier today… Yes, the Center of Mass of this spin was wrong in that version, unless it was a snap shot from a series
gunthatshootsennui: larbestaaargh: and here’s a wip of what’s gon be a series of pics (like that quality step by step japanese porn), finishing it the way I want would probably take me till weekends but I have absolutely no regrets whatsoever UwU
oh-no-theres-a-negro-in-my-mom: I get the feeling that Daddy doesn’t want me anymore and it breaks my heart….
oh-no-theres-a-negro-in-my-mom: im kinda content with me face and im real happy about it
urieking: urieking: urieking: urieking: urieking: OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE I HAVE
snowflakejones:th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
sleep-deprived-lesbian: sleep-deprived-lesbian: growing up as a cis girl the patriarchy told me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender” and i hated being a girl because
You Are Missing From Me.
not sure if checkered shirt under purple velvet blazer is considered a ‘fashion no-no’ but i’m well into it anyway?i mean add some green trousers and a top hat and i can go full willy wonka??
krissi2197: convictedsanity: ianthe: urbanoutfittersofficial: shuckl: oh no…………… at first I was like “what kind of dog is-” and then it hit me OH NO Who the fuck cares if it is a furry, it’s cute that the person let the kid pet
foreverial:I HATE BEING TEXTED TIKTOKS. If you really want to show it to me, download it and send it to me. I DO NOT HAVE TIKTOK INSTALLED. If it has the TTS voice that sounds like the cruelest white woman coworker ever or the “oh no no no no no”
Oh yeah no it’s totally cool for you to try getting into my pants right after telling you that I’ve been really depressed and sometimes suicidal lately. That makes me feel so happy.
I thought you forgot about me lol
alexturnerswife: when your parents turn a joke into a lecture Me: Hey dad when’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.Dad: Oh, your tooth hurts?Me: No, it’s a joke. Get it?Dad: Oh that’s right, you need to have your
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
lntternetexplorer: watermelonsarerad: whismical: i never reblog vines so this is obviously v/ important to me TURN IT ON CAUSE PANDA MAKES NOISE I REPEAT PANDA MAKES NOISE no omg i think im dead
lovethefamly: Hey Mom! No it’s fine, just take the time you need! We just AAAAHH! hm? Oh it was only John who gives me a foot massage! Yeah, he behaves, no bullying the little sister today! He is AAHHMM, oh my god! Oh no no worries, he’s
oh-no-lady: “Did you hear me and Walter going at it? God, he can use that huge cock. ”
“There are a lot of things I don’t know… but just how truly frightening it would be if I were to lose you… that alone I understand fully well. Probably more than anyone else… more than any other person… I’m afraid of losing you.”
pizzaotter: notlostonanadventure: pizzaotter: starsdontfadeaway: acciowine: I want to be a naked selfie coach. Coach me Daddy ;p Me too actually, it’s a good profession. Really, it’s all about angles and facial expressions No no no no no
thepoeticlovechild:zorrabelle:thee-peruvian-goddess: h0odrich: get me on the first flight to mars OH MY FUCKING GOD NO NO NO NO NO It must be burnt to the ground. JUST KILL ME BRUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh-no-theres-a-negro-in-my-mom: Spread it on me
stimmydragonprincess: Me: *bites daddy’s finger*Daddy’s finger: *loud cracking sound*Me: OH NO I BROKE YOUR FINGER IM A MONSTERDaddy: honey you just made it popMe: I BROKE IT Daddy: no honey-Me: IM A MURDERER
snatch-comix: imparalyzedbyitt: do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has
undercoverdemi:I am “literally do no care and do not subscribe to gender as a real concept” with a very small dash of “I let people think I’m a girl because it’s easier than explaining I’m not” sprinkled on top.
@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–
wowfunniestposts: mostnotedposts: MAGGIE: I only want one slice.FRAN: Me too. Pizza is very fattening.MAGGIE: Fran, that’s two.FRAN: No honey, not when you eat it like this. The body doesn’t know. FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts
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no one mentioned my secret overwatch ship im disappoint tbh u guys dont know me at all
oh-no-lady: “You ARE going down on me today, aren’t you? It always gets my day off to such a good start.”
