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galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing
zakarius-relatable: oh my..
sadnessandpuns: On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
my-veiny-wiener: ad-rubiconem: Please accept this present from your god. I don’t know if it will make you laugh, but it might make you horny haha ;) Oh. My. God. @my-veiny-wiener, you’ve made me horny and happy! I want to worship your body. Is that
baetology: wetamup: baetology: prettyboyshyflizzy: My roommate got a brojob last night and the things I heard from my room last night were disturbing 😂 I wanna tell Yall but idk if it’s wrong Is a brojob different than a blowjob…? I read
enigmatic-nic: oneman-wolfpackk: Black girl with a Chronic Invisible illness here. The top 2 pictures are what I look like when I am having an okay day, which isn’t often. The rest are a little peek at what my life is actually like. As many of my
ilovekimjaejoong: “Thanks for always being so good to my kids!! This was about 4 years ago I think. 578 days left… “ - John Egg Instagram Update: sharing old Vid of Jaejoong with his Son. (c)
farfalleh: Progress of that megop pic i posted last week, made last night and this morning. is it a bit more obvious that he’s knocked up now? on a side note this is now my official Orion Pax design for all my ficverses. i’m so happy with how he
adhesivesandscrap: gigafertz: Here is my Transformers sticky valve headcanon post! My subject for this study is, of course, Beatbox.So I know that the valve and spike array are portrayed as more like “doors opening and out pops some sexytimes” but
grilled-cockroach: YASSSSSSSSSSS finished! (⊙◞౪◟⊙)ง !!! perspective is very hard for me. ;u; I hope my skill getting better at it. lol please support me at https://www.patreon.com/beriuos
:I sit on the bed watching you undress, your eyes are on the strap sticking out from in between my legs. You start crawling towards me and you look so fucking sexy. You take the strap in one hand and begin working your mouth, enjoying yourself. You lean
hachibani: my first ow fanart (july 7th 2016) got rt’d a lot yesterday suddenly, so I felt inspired and drew my second ow fanart! more friends to come (one day)!!
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and looked
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of
Oh my god I ship Jamie and Claire SO HARD and I’m not even 300 pages in the first book. This is it. I just know this ship is going to break my heart ❤
OH MY GOODNESS, MY MOM IS SO FUCKING HOT. I SERIOUSLY NEED TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER ASAP AND SHE’LL NEVER GET A ENOUGH OF IT WITH THIS THICK HUGE HARD MEATY COCK. I’M A MAKE HER WIFEY AND MY TONGUE COCK SUCKING SLUT.
kxttensplaypen:i don’t think i got around to uploading these after my tail arrived, but here they are! an 18" cream fox tail, black glass plug, and a mint pin on bow, all thanks to the lovely ladies at kittensplaypenshop! it’s so soft and fluffy
stability:stability: I’m so excited for my wedding I even know what my first dance is gonna be to
attackonsociallife: quibbs: tyleroakley: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead. Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough. these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
assbutt-of-my-dreams:sailorlune:kattomatic: ericjudysbeard: Working at LUSH: the saga I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple” My whole
xlittlemissmaggiemayx:Recent paintings I did using the lovely Mortem3r’s face as a reference.Her features worked so well with my style :)I call them Tsuno (Which is Japanese for horns apparently)You can check out Suzy’s channel here! Check out my
koalacola:curioushabits:Watch this video. It’s like the ad for if Steven Universe was on Toonami or something more dramatic than CN.Yesss I am so glad to see this on my dash again
amourruse:pizza-slave:I’m soooo doing this for my next essay.where the fuck has this been my entire life
helioscentrifuge: runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge
naughtypyrojack: procrastinationasperformanceart: Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry facility and the closest Laundromat about a 30 min bus ride which
mishanarry: sometimes I forget that my favorite blogs follow me and I fangirl when they show up in my notifications like I haven’t scared you away yet???? You still love me?????????
ceeberoni: i feel my sins crawling up my back
tabii-chan: 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》 IS A GIVEAWAY WHHHHAAAAA??!!? 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》First official giveaway whatwhat~gonna do one of these cause free shit yo! and cause today my card got declined (though i had like ฤ+ on my card) at a dollar
steeldragongamer: m-arci-a: daily life of a digital artist: is that a not coloured spot or a stain on my monitor I didn’t save for at least 2 hours god is real my playlist ended 1,5 h ago I’ve been drawing in silence this whole time ‘ “asdf11.png”
gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit hahah you’re
colehersch: filmed my boss firing me from my sales position
laveerie: Finally got around to drawing my favorite gem fusion! I love desertmom, she’s my fav
taliabobalia: freyjas: dungeonsanddamsels: once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state it looks like the cover of the great gatsby now it is the
spectredeflector: coordinates my makeup with my tattoo Lenses (only feat. bottom pic) / Hair Color / Instagram (Main Page) he/him ~
amerikagome: my cousin just shared this on facebook… what the fuck my favorite comment in the thread was: “im gonna become a full fledged demon ill tell you hwat”
two-draculas-potter: damnyoufancyhumans: troubledkidarmy: My childhood in 3 minutes ❤ I AM SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW. DAMN IT ow, my heart
commanderfantasy: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion,
jumpingjacktrash: gwylock1: t3hsiggy: pleatedjeans: via this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole yard
holywaterbucketchallenge: myotpisgay: My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”
fagbitch2007: Phone sex is alright I guess but I can never get my whole phone up my ass
uhrair: uhrair: my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has: - grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see
scarletthedork: Oh my god Scarlet actually finished a drawing, no way?????? By the time I was done with this, I realized there’s several different versions that I liked on their own just because each one makes me feel a different way even though some
sad-jew-with-cake: my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s.
eyecager: Welcome to my home. I choose gravedigging as my theme.
thegingerghost: So I pushed my boyfriend through Walmart in a shopping cart today.. At midnight… IN the cart…. He was IN the cart. My 19 year old boyfriend. In the shopping cart. Yep.
augustechevalier: SPOILERS FOR VOL 19!! vol 19 is my favorite volume T_T UGHHH ISHIGAKI…………….. anyway enjoy and sorry if there are english mistakes!!!
buttfuckingbrothers: I need Dean to call Sam “little brother” and “Sammy” always “Hey Sammy hand me my gun” “You OK there Sammy?” “Watch it, little brother” “Heya Sammy” “God, little brother, you look so good on my cock”
wauwing: so one time i gave my sister sleepytime tea mixed with Benadryl and melatonin and then she slept for 19 hours and thats why my family doesn’t trust me
villagewife: africanmemes: Lmao caption this “my son Ugochukwu is now a bachelor and is makin money. Look how my darling son is jost flegzin. Chai! Ugo fine boy, no pimple.”
titytwochainz: 2damnfeisty: monieinthamiddle: My head hurtsssss! MONIE! I’M CRYING bruh
bahamvt: if you kiss my dick through my undies you win a trip to “you’re gonna walk funny tomorrow”
