oh my god me as fuck
NSFW Tumblr
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oh my god me as fuck clips
floozys: *someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
Forever In My Heart.
yaworu: oh man i love being at my parents house :) i love being around this homophobic and racist people :) i want to put dirt into my bleeding flesh and rot to death :)
fahthur: reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings
shubbabang: OKAY WELL YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY BAD LUCK THATS WHY I’M LOSING NOW
tastefullyoffensive: (via oozabooza)
Mrs. Mia Wallace
koalatea: No amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired I am of this world
blackmagie: princestarr: bronze-medal-alex: Stay in school, kids, and pay attention in health/anatomy class.
punlich: *me flirting* hey wanna suffer together
xxx tumblr
dogsenthusiast: me: I’m gonna go to sleep now me to myself: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
nah
puppy95: gayawkwardmexicanman: drag him gaga im the fingernails
stability: I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing
gaarasgf: me: im soo tired everyone: go to sleep me: i dont…like…..i dont understand what you mean
sansgod: i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that
saddogtalks: i cant tell if theyre lying to me
Healer anxiety
snowboxes: dork-bending: I walked into my classroom and told my friend “I’m here I’m queer I wanna go home” and my openly gay teacher walked in and said “same” today on “things that never happened”
Mixed Girls Rock
It's time to say bye-bye
Maximum Effort!
tastefullyoffensive: by Pie Comic
aliens are real
mishanarry: sometimes I forget that my favorite blogs follow me and I fangirl when they show up in my notifications like I haven’t scared you away yet???? You still love me?????????
james-nat: me: life:
amused-anarchist: thecarwarn: I’m gonna kill who ever made this.. @thewanderingbagel
thecommonchick: MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appt
sacredgayometry: having a mental illness like
relatablepicturesofpearl: EXCELLENT
yellowkiddo: ME AS A GHOST
oknope: I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work????????????????????
anglflw: bumnum: I may be slightly frustrated I am so glad there is an artist who perfectly captured my frustration with message spam.
asksweetcheeks: the-arena-ballerina: neptunain: christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose” “a career” “financial security” “a sex life” “tuition for grad school”
edwardspoonhands: drowningz: grapes-of-plath: epitomeofnerd: theendofaspark: this is never going to not be funny Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever Bless you, Chris Pratt This is the hardest I’ve laughed
nerdjpg: *looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes
ahomeboysl1fe: kiss-harder: problambmatic: kiss-harder: kiss-harder: i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”
spicy-poo: unclefather: MY POOP IS COMING @killrqueens
gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit hahah you’re
I thought you forgot about me lol
dukeofbookingham: glorfindely: when i’m out with my family and i see a book store This is like the most personally accurate post I’ve ever seen another person make. A+ gif usage.
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
lindsaychrist: hommedog: CTFU… oh my god
you shimmy-shook my bones
raizir: Actually me
definitelynotadulting: rtahuniverse: cannon-fannon: THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW. You are witnessing a broken human being I identify very strongly with this @shuhvon
bpd-porl: phone: *vibrates* me: ah yes, the attention square has a use
memeufacturing: secret service agent: SIR YOU CANT BE IN HEREme: its urgent!!!! Is the store name “pet Smart” or “Pets mart’??????!!!!!!!!joe biden: Oh shit !!!!!!
mattsykun: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: Gotta Catch ‘Em All 💥 oH MY GOD DUDE
osirisingold: trinathewolf: kyleehenke: its the simple things in life unmute this holy shit If I showed my girlfriend this our baby would be out and we could leave the hospital , I almost pissed lol
giraffeyla10: I FORGOT THAT YOUR FAVORITE THING HAD AN IMPACT IN STARDEW VALLEY SO I PUT MINE AS death AND THEN THIS WAS COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONAL (also i have a new keyboard and i can’t figure out where control is so i can take a screenshot, sorry)
nintendogeek64: thatsthat24: So Embarrassing 💻 This is my new favourite thing and I shall cherish it forever
joshpeck: my friend is in the hospital for pneumonia and she just texted me this
purple-ocity: juelzsantanabandana: *slaps football out my teenagers hands* no child of mine is being a jock in this house this is a goth family “Mom you just don’t underst–” “That’s much better, thank you.”
outbackfakehouse: I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
egberts: am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me
