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“Oh my God, it’s THICK!…Wow!”“When you cum…is there, like - lots of it?”“I wanna see it shoot…make it squirt for me!”“OK, I’ll help….what do you need me to do?”“Ok, but promise you’ll warn me and not cum in
captaln: songofages: burningupasun: ARE WE CLEAR?!?!? No.His hair is sad.Even Matts is sad.Something sad is going to happen.And the hair feels it.It knows.Trust the hair.
tmi-rat: TFW He’s still doing it I swear to god. Mood gone forever. Oh well, drawing it is then.
imp: earthmantle: my favorite thing to say as a reaction to stuff is “dear lord” i say it at least 10 times a day mine is “oh jeez” . everyone reblog with your variation
Yesterday was the Killing Joke movie, today is the Wonder Woman trailerThe feels.And you still think that pushing Marvel is giving to Captain Marvel since 2014 can top this? This character who has been around for 75 years? give me a break.
OH MY GOD!!!! THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL!!!!!!! I READ THIS ABOUT 3 OR 4 YEARS AGO AND IT’S GOING TO BE A MOVIE IN AUGUST THIS YEAR!!!!!! I’M CRYING SO MUCH AND MY HUSBAND IS GIGGLING AND COOING AT ME BUT I CAN’T STOP!!!
Oh my God the local adult contemporary station picked up Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” a month or two ago and it turns out my dad loves it. And he just turned the volume up downstairs and is singing along he is a terrible singer oh Lord
markdoesstuff: mir-mirthemidg: thatsthat24: joshpeck: this is so funny & pure she is goals 😬 this video is worth every second
ezriela:crooked-lust:onlyblackgirl:buzzfeed:buzzfeedrewind:Things you once said that would make no sense to today’s kids.Be kind and rewind.“Call me after 9pm when it’s free”.oh my god. My personal fave from my childhood was saying, “Hang up
Taylor here. I'm locking myself in my room and not leaving until I figure out how to use my Tumblr. Well, I might leave for a second to get a snack or something but that is IT. I am FOCUSED. I have lots of questions, help me.
problackgirl: we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back
oh my god my birthday’s in two weeks I’m going to be twenty-four what the fuuuuck.
Oh my god this is so mean. (But it’s accurate.)But then again… I remember watching that. I remember what happened and I remember what it stood for. Oh fuck my feels. Again.
thelifeofatubaplayer: german-shenanigans: sketchysounds: I want one! Oh look, Aperture Science is at it again! This is adorable but after how often I’ve placed portal that voice literally just makes me uncomfortable and scared because it usually
petitamaretti:when your friends assume… it all also I saw this thing and this is all I could think of >A<
my kink is oikawa begging iwaizumi to fuck him and iwaizumi grunting and telling him to do it himself followed by oikawa giving iwa-chan the ride of his life
baetology: wetamup: baetology: prettyboyshyflizzy: My roommate got a brojob last night and the things I heard from my room last night were disturbing 😂 I wanna tell Yall but idk if it’s wrong Is a brojob different than a blowjob…? I read
garashirs:shipping a rarepair with little to no content is torture, i totally agree, but there’s a special kind of hell called “popular pairing with thousands of fics on ao3 but 90% of them are A/B/O mpreg dubcon slave/master harry potter!au that
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of
Oh my god I ship Jamie and Claire SO HARD and I’m not even 300 pages in the first book. This is it. I just know this ship is going to break my heart ❤
youjustfoundwally: lesbipoet13: foreveralone-lyguy: oh my god i legitimately stared at this and went ‘what it looks fine’ and then it hit me. and i threw myself out the window. and then reblogged it. hahaha this is the best news story I’ve
fenrisandrockythevallhunds: maythefoxbewithyou: I’m gonna cry- this is just so good. I wanna put it on a Tshirt- I wanna paint it on the walls. Thank you. I found out about Vader early this morning, and am beyond heartsick for this family. Some crazy
alicesadventuresinkickapoo: the thing that annoys me about myself is that I see other people as so beautiful but the things i find beautiful on them - freckles, smile lines, spots, stretch marks, podgy bits… the bits of your body that define your life..
princenowhere: PRINCENOWHERE’S BE A HOT TUMBLR KID GIVEAWAY That’s right, this is my present to you all. You know all that cool clothing you see on this site and think to yourself “Man I want that" or "Imagine how hot I would
bri3395:sapiosexual-musings:andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:riddlemehiddleston: This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter. The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the
zackisontumblr: haramheaux: zackisontumblr: this is the money minaj, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! I just found Ū in my pussy omg!!!! see it really works!!
nunnarynip-the-snippyvixen: psycho-manties: jumpingjacktrash: monthofmay: Redditor’s wife knitted a beautiful star chart shawl. this is the pattern i just reblogged the ravelry link to, except they apparently left out the yarnover eyelets, and
gothiccharmschool: battywampus: Love it! I want one for my bathroom. I would consider making the planks bat shaped. Font is from Nightmare Before Christmas! These are adorable.
ourladyoflace: batajandra: Michaels is seriously trying to take my money. THEY CLASSED UP DAMN
solthrys: No more melted tomblerones or mising skulls, yyeann! This is my basic process for pretty much everything I draw. The key is understanding the shape of the garment you’re trying to draw and the shape of the body part you’re putting it on.
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artisticallyblack: stylemic: The bra of the future is here — and we need it Introducing the Knix Wear Evolution Bra. At the time of writing, the bra has gathered 贕,519 on Kickstarter from 1,492 backers, and still has 30 days to go. Which is great
rintasticcat: drawableheadspace: Wait a moment… Yellow Diamond is mostly yellow Bill Cipher is mostly yellow Heck, even Flowey is mostly yellow … Are mostly yellow things just… naturally evil? EveryVillianIsLemons
nylooms: tupacabra: it’s a metaphor The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
kobrakid23: Smol, fire-breathing brat. Halloween night XD I loved this costume so much, we had a lot of fun dorking around and bein spoopy! (PSA. I’m using a non-niccotine non-substance vaporizer, it’s nothing naughty XD)
smallrevolutionary: misselaney: Natural Black Hair Tutorial!Usually Black hair is excluded in the hair tutorials which I have seen so I have gone through it in depth because it’s really not enough to tell someone simply, “Black hair is really curly,
astrology-addict: lilo15: miss-nerdgasmz: crrud: THIS IS MY FAVOURITE FUCKING VINE PLAY IT AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTIES PLAY IT AT MY FUCKING FUNERAL ON MY FUCKING WEDDING DAY PLAY THIS ON THE FUCKING BIG SCREEN MUR DUR Captions[Context: the wise men
tabii-chan: 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》 IS A GIVEAWAY WHHHHAAAAA??!!? 《《o(≧◇≦)o》》First official giveaway whatwhat~gonna do one of these cause free shit yo! and cause today my card got declined (though i had like ฤ+ on my card) at a dollar
imagine-kylo-ren: Imagine Kylo Ren eyeing the same piece of pizza that Han is eyeing and just as Han reaches out for it, Kylo uses the force to pull it to his mouth and he just licks it. He just licks the fucking piece of pizza, and then puts it back
crassmahariel: ideauniverse: This is the sound a chicken makes when it sneezes. That is all…move along. @winder96
Oh my god it just hit me that maybe one of the reasons I don’t identify with my birth name at all anymore is because I just dissociated so hard so young that I needed to invent a same to actually represent me that is in this meat cage
shadowhunterst: shadowhunterst: Growing up is when no-one asks you what your favourite dinosaur is anymore. For the record, Diplodocus is my favourite because it looks like it will swing its long neck round suddenly and say “Bitch what?!?!?”
dragon-hoard: I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me it asks “what is a human?” and in my dream my first
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
Oh my goodness did you bring a casserole that was so generous of you Come in come in we’re so glad you’re here Just put your things at the door and make yourself at home Oh my god Suzie is that a new hair cut, it looks fabulous
madelezabeth: this isn’t even funny. it’s just stupid. painfully stupid. :U also i just got a new computer and this is the first thing I draw with it like you literally cannot take me anywhere My 8 year old sister who was reading over my shoulder:
iguanamouth: new dance club called MOTH is completely empty except for large lamp the only dance allowed is you throwing yourself against it for seven hours there is no music
my-little-seme: fragile-lynne: the-jean-kirschtein: kirschtein-relatable: palecateyes: this is one of my favorite posts ever IS THAT JEANEREN OH MY GOD THAT IS DEFIANTLY JEANEREN DEFINITELY JEANEREN It’s not. Don’t be dumb.
hi friends have any of you ever had kidney infections?? I have been death the last few days - shaky, sicky, baaad terrible back pain like I’ve never had, little bit of stomach pain but oh my god I feel like I have to pee every minute and it is ow
OH MY GOD and I just kind of started getting into photography and darf saw one of my pictures I took while at a conservation area and he freaked out and was like ‘this is really good, no really this is really a great picture and if you put it online
OH MY GOD AND THIS IS FROM MY OLD BLOGSPOT, THIS IS SO 2009-2010 IT IS KILLING ME
OH MY GOD I looked at another chapter and apparently there was a sex scene and everyone could hear the couple from the other room and this is how the author wrote it out: “BANG…BANG… BANG…BANG… "OH” BANG…BANG… BANG…BANG…
herecometherocks: Just wanna tell you how I’m feeling This is it. This is my defining contribution to this fandom.
MY NAME IS IN THE NEWSPAPER I AM SCREAMING
trashcandean: Im just super excited to get my sapphire cosplay put together im almost done with it, i havnt had time to post pictures but i just finished my dress so i had to post!! jen-iii i hope you like this, i said i would tag you when i got it
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There are so many little kids here (my baby cousin is 2) and they’re so pure, they’re sososo pure oh my god this little girl walked past me and said in the tiniest cutest voice ‘excuse me, miss’ and there’s these little twins
vagiants: Me: *before I take my first bite* Mom: is it good?
gapgems: pearl-likes-pi: Shooting Stars I have been working on this for a while cuz it kept getting requested.. hope you like it hope its a good time ,,, and you can watch it in HD on YouTube here! Okay but the editing is just outstanding holy shit
ask-bhaalspawn: I mentioned it a few times before, but god dammit this is going to stick out in my memory for a while. Toward the end of Frozen when Elsa and Anna have a rather touching moment (which I won’t spoil for those wondering just what the