oh my god i cant
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oh my god i can just say fuck it and draw however the fuck i want i have infinite power
Oh my god. I can’t even take it!!! :P
oh my god rekt
oh my god letting out the biggest breath EVER
69shadesofgray: WHY BLAZE IT WHEN YOU CAN GLAZE IT
basemintx: notquitealumberjackyet: WHAT HAPPENED OH MY GOD
mormonstrous: theshrikeabyssal: squiddly—diddly: Now that gay marriage is legal in Nevada does that mean drunk straight dudes in Las Vegas can accidentally get married. #’accidentally’#’suppose we have to spend the rest of our lives together
Oh my God you can smell the pussy in the air all this hairy pussy in one place I’ve been blessed
OH MY GOD THERE IS SUCH THING AS SWEET POTATO PIEROGIES AND I’M EATING THEM RIGHT NOW AND EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL.
Oh my god I can’t even
Oh my god I can’t stop laughing.
iceofwaterflock: Have you ever wanted to answer over 300 questions about your characters in a row? Now you can! Using questions from Charahub, OC Surveys and a bunch of miscellaneous ask memes, I have compiled a list of 338 (I added one) questions for
sunsburst: in germany we don’t say “i love you”, we say “lass mich deine weißwurst lutschen” which translates to “without you i can’t breathe”. i think that’s very beautiful.
nrgsecrets: nrgsecrets: the last thought I had before falling asleep last night was “Mighty Orphan Power Rangers” and now it’s all I can think about blame it on hiatus?
hipstercrossing: rowenllbert: deertaur: really cute animal crossing themed birthday!(please don’t remove source!!!) i would love to beat the SHIT outta tom nook oh my god this is the most perfect thing ever
outofcontextdnd: “The royal archmage can’t actually perform any magic. He just maxed out his Bluff and now he’s in way over his head.”
alternative-pokemon-art: iguanamouth: OH MY GOD
The Taste You Can't Resist
If I can ever recommend one thing to you, it is this:
If You Can Believe Your Eyes and Ears
nerdgasmz: I CAN’T- XD
oh my god….i never hated kids as much as i hate the one’s i’m currently forced to watch….. i hate being around them, i hate being in the same house as them and i really hate being related to them…..>:\
imystral: I wonder if anyone else has noticed— III’s outfit is wrong. I can’t be the only one.
rarachino: JUMILLA FOR SAKUUUU I FORGOT TO PUT THIS IN THE LAST POST HOLY CRAP WOOPS Its okay this can get its own post wwwww
akatsuki-shin: For some reason this is so in-character that I can’t complain. Artist: Shin Arc
koujackattack: noiz custom-ordering a dildo made in the exact shape of his dick, piercings and all, and giving it to aoba thinking it’s a hilarious joke “i can fuck you without even being in the room trollolol” and aoba acts all offended and “goddamn
boobholdt: AU WHERE REINER MOVES INTO AN OLD HOUSE AND IT’S HAUNTED BY A SHY GHOST NAMED BERTL AND REINER HELPS HIM DO PRACTICE HAUNTINGS SO HE CAN GET BETTER AT BEING SCARY BC HE’S JUST TOO TIMID AND SOMETIMES EVEN SCARES HIMSELF ON ACCIDENT
we can live forever (if you've got the time)
pixelated-dong: recentgooglesearches: can rich people feel
kleptomaniactrickster: “We can build our future together, by destroying theirs!” this is getting out of hand
leaf-submas: YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE
ragtimeyelling: SO THIS HAPPENED AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
tinycartridge: Your choice of apes in Pokemon Sun and Moon ⊟ Plus version-specific evolutions for Rockruff, new fashion options (by which I mean you can finally remove your hat and subject your poor trainer to the constant battering of the harsh Alolan
gitblog-monster: tinysaurus-rex: frogsuggest: friend of the day!meet handsom roundboy desert rain frog! he lick! he yell! he round! he grump! he squish! he run! gone! goodbye!!!! And I’ll love him forever How can you talk about this friend without
hot-topic-trash: coalgirls: indeed i can’t wait Hell yeah it’s true B]
lucidnee: brokebitchantics:lucidnee: brokebitchantics: Can you suck dick in Heaven? Cassi…I just…it’s no hope for you IM TRYNA TO DRINK CUM FOR EVERY MEAL WHEN I DIE, NOT WALK AROUND BORING ASS GARDENS AND SHIT FOH I needa go to church after
seemeflow: It is not often that this MadMan is taken aback .. especially by something I already suspected/knew… but sometimes seeing the proof or having it validated can still render shock, disgust and in this case grief.I always wondered about the
micdotcom: More than 1,100 people have died in India’s 118-degree heatwaveIndia can be a hot place, but a heatwave gripping much of the country through the month of May is especially bad this year. Temperatures in the capital city of New Delhi reached
fellow-traveller: Nothing really special. I just wanted to draw Nile and his kids (can’t draw the third one, because he/she is on the way??) having a good time. Sort of. The kids’ appearance are purely headcanon; unless informed by Isayama, I would
Lonely Cricket
gingerbread-fanservice: You mean wings of sexyness? Just had to make a gifset out of it.
heichou-in-da-house: hayleyalwell: do you have that one lyric where you mentally prepare yourself and when it comes on you break loose like a storm and sing it as loud as you can and you feel so alive.
ohmylordapineapple:“Can you maybe chill?”
honestmabe:Shiro’s Gay Panic: A Trilogy
chekhovandowl: Garnet can see the future, and the future is full of messes and fake baby wrestling.
RETURN OF THE TRASH CAN
stunningpicture: I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.
canadumb: prostheticknowledge: FlapMMO Flappy Bird turned into a Massively Multiplayer Online game, where you see the progress of others as you play. Playable in your browser, you can play it here [h/t: david]
akutagawaas: pls i want to protect him 💕💕😭😭😭😭 how he can be that cute 😭😭❤❤
soupery: a snippet of a fic i commissioned from @gladiolus—amicitia !!! it’s so good i cry all the time godbless ; u ;; you can read it here !!
Oh my god, I can’t believe I’m actually letting him do this!
blessed be the boys time can't capture
meryleep: I CAN’T STOP LOOKING AT IT
trust: have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself
save who you can save.
golden-unikane: tofu93: curryuku: knightingail: cumbercrieff: In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this and fall down a lot EDIT : The show is called Slideshow and you can
listentothisnoise: Perhaps the most terrifying instrument ever devised, the sound of the Death whistle has been described as the “scream of 1000 corpses,” and I can’t help but agree. Listening to the instrument, I was immediately reminded of the
misfitreindeer: thislittlecitygirl: This is probably on tumblr already, but I saw this today. All I can do is ask not are you a feminist, but why aren’t you? Feminism means that we cannot hide behind gender or sexual orientation. I was at the mall
niveaserrao:This literally can’t get any cuter.
bigtuna108: mkantor: sp00kymoeblob: shinjigraham: ejacutastic: “boobs were made for men not for feeding babies!!!!!!!!!! stop using boobs for anything other than pleasing us!!!” How can someone be so fucking stupid Because it’s not